Oceania Teh Jolie Temple

Kart, teh Foxi passed teh decree.

Don't make teh Ser Matt and teh Ser Ender throw you from teh Temple.

E_S

 

So, um, who just comes to Oceania FF these days to look at pictures of Jolie? I know I do.

 

Karty, having the word 'Rogue' in your title will make you more attractive to teh laaaadies!

Good work fellow worshippers Another Preistess yay!

And Johnnage.. teh goddess of hawtness is not happy with your wanton disrespect.

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As I result, I will not punish you myself (sucked in ), and I charge teh Paladins to punish you as they see fit.

Oh and

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MILF!

Johnnnnnnnnnage, your wanton disrespect has earned you...

TIME ON THE RACK!!!

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E_S

 

No-one expected that.


Jolie is indeed the epitome of hotness. She is however, mad as a cut snake.

 

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That's what makes her hawt, Loopster.



E_S

 

If being mad as a cut snake makes people hot, my mum must be a supermodel.

 

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Forgive Me!!!!

*twitches in a pool of his own blood*

 

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Well, Jonnnnnnnnage, it seems you're destined for a 9mm enema?



E_S

 

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(Ser Ender, left, and Ser Syrix, right, comtemplate how to best protect teh Temple from teh Johnnage onslaught...)

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E_S

 

*Johnnage realises he can never penetrate the defenses of teh Temple and trudges off never to return*

I'll make my OWN temple.....a She-Ra Temple!
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Yes, yes, I did it. I cleaned out the She-Ra temple.

E_S

 

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High Priestess teh Foxi, we have have prepared an another assault on teh She-Ra Heathen Temple. We've given them a giant wooden rabbit, and after dark, Syrix, myself and others will jump out and assail them - again! And we shall haughtily drink and yell "Avast" and erect (giggle) banners of teh Jolie everywhere!

Then, we shall dance!

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So hawt

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E_S

 

Oh yeah?

*activates ray shields...*

 

hail the queen. she was the best thing about alexander

-Mel

 

She is flawless!!!!!

 

JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE posted on 6/21/05 10:30pm

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Oh yeah?

*activates ray shields...*
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*shoves Artoo through the door with tremendous speed and he crashes into the other side of the wall*

-Mel

 

*activates EMP*

Wow magically the EMP didn't affect the ray sheilds!!! AHA!

EDIT: Okay I'm getting childish!

 

and here I thought you were activating me EMperors Protege

-Mel

 

Oh Members of the Jolie Temple, I point you towards your nearest news stand for cover after cover of our most beautiful Queen!! Shall it be known that this is, indeed, Jolie Month

 

why?
cause of Mr and Mrs Smith?

-Mel

 

One of the reasons, yes. The other is this about her and Brad. One magazine is about the hawtest people in the world, and our Angelina graces the cover in all her beauty!!

 

yayyyy
*thud*

you all seen mr and mrs smith?

-Mel

 

No.... is it crap?

 

no way. I had a great time!
it was funny as hell

-Mel