Social Teh-Mole Ep. 3: Revenge of Teh-Mole - ANNOUNCEMENT INSIDE!!!! PLEASE READ!!!

you better be careful. i just googled "best smack talk lines".
i'm not gonna go easy on you this time, www

 

Oh yeah? Well your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

 

can i forfeit?

 

There there. We can both be teh mole!

 

you just hit me where it hurts. but okay

 

Goooood. Gooooooood.

 

Get a room you two.

Your first challenge is to tell me who has been chosen to play the 12th Doctor on the TV show Doctor Who.

You have until 2pm Pacific time tomorrow to PM me with your answer.

 

Doctor....who?

 

Exactly.

 

Doctor House of course.

 

That would be an interesting crossover...

 

or Dougie Houser MD

 

Or Doctor Doom.

 

Or "Peter Cushing as Doctor Who in an Exciting Adventure with the Daleks."

 

Or "Doctor Horton Hears a Who".

 

Or Doctor Quinn

 

Or Doctor McCoy.

"Dammit Jim I'm a doctor not a time lord!"

 

I WAS GOING TO MAKE THAT POST
Why are you always sabotaging

 

It's almost as if we have a hive mind or something. Next time, I'll give you the opportunity.

 

Or Doctor Holloway.
Or Doctor Martha Jones.
Or Doctor Harry Sullivan.
Or even Nurse Rory Williams.
Or any other medical professionals.

 

All this talk of doctors. teh mole will destroy them all!

 

Maybe we'll have to get in Doctor Freud, to psychoanalyze this Teh Mole's need for destruction and misery.

 

Or a Doctor Zhivago, so teh mole can be transported to Siberia for 2.5 hours and die of boredom.

 

Who?

 

Some mod favorite.