JCC Tell Me a Story...

Once upon a time a goat attended a concert. Later, it died.

 

It's the Kanye West of goats, and he is about to interrupt.

 

The goat is the GOAT.

 

There once was a goat from Nantucket.
The writer of the rest of this story gave up and was all like **** it.

 

That goat is the steed of the singer there, leader of the human resistance against the alien oppressors. Things don't look so good for humanity (hence the small crowd in a secluded place), so they're gearing up for one last fight... but not before the resistance leader can show off his mic skills.

 

Zombie-Goat and his minions let him have one final song.

 

Take me hooome, country goooat

 

Okay, okay, let me try again.

Once upon a time a goat attended a concert. We found this to be humorous because we're desperate to find comedy in the seemingly non-mundane to distract ourselves from the angst inherent in the relative comfort of postwar American society. This brief distraction kept us from focusing on the meaningless haze in which we drift through life.

Later, it died.

 

There once was an ugly goat. He was so ugly that everyone died.
The End

 

the crust goat hoped he could fit in with the rest of the crusties at the crust punk gig.

 

Zombie hipsters crowded around a sacrificial goat.

 

The goat does not appear impressed so I am going to say it is an older goat and he wants these kids (giggle) off his lawn. Soon he is going to have to use some ninja moves since they all appear wasted/zombies kids and a mere THIS IS MY LAWN isn't going to work. If the ninja moves don't work, we will be seeing some chainsaw battle action (in montage form to some real GOAT-KICKING music).

 

To every metalhead's surprise, Satan actually showed up to one of their gigs. He proceeded to eat the singer's eyes and then ordered a Long Island Tea.

 

I'm kinda jealous of Juliet because she's never actually seen a hipster.

 

I found a hipster bakery once, it was weird.

 

in portland they just call that "a bakery".

 

It was full of guys wearing vest, skinny jeans and weird facial hair, and women wearing ill-fitting clothes.

 

I can't stop thinking of this. NSFW