JCC Tell me about your Halloween costumez

I think I can pull this off, no?

http://www.target.com/p/adult-ameri...r-man-costume-one-size-fits-most/-/A-14131963

That or I'll just recreate the Arrested Development "Slut" shirt

Every Halloween I'm disappointed that I didn't dress up, and then I tell myself I will next time. Next time never happens.

Connoisseur:

This is my fifth gimp suit, and I've been quite pleased with it. It looks pretty good and conceals well. My neighbor didn't even know it was me when I went into her house last week. I'm going to keep the suit as a back up and will probably use it at informal get-togethers. The quality is no where near what you get with one made of Caoutchouc rubber, but it's a tiny fraction of the price! Highly recommend.

I'm putting on my "V For Vendetta" Guy Fawkes mask. Maybe I'll actually but the full costume this time around.

Will it have strategically placed "breathing" holes?

Also, I'm not sure but I may go as Shaun. Of course, every year I come up with a relatively cool idea for a costume and end up going as something lame. There's always my cat ears.

Edit: I just checked that link again and I couldn't help but notice. Are people actually paying money to look like one of those fools from LMFAO? I thought all you had to do was raid your parents 80's closet.

There appears to be sheer fabric over the mouth for breathing. I wonder if there's a butthole zipper.

Catwoman. Trying to stick to something relatively closer to Newmar style. So basically a masked hooker.

One year you will do the Sandman Death costume!

I will be the dad in a SW shirt just like every year.

Everyone told me that the only difference between me and her is the makeup. I wear her exact outfit every day I guess

I'm going to wear my Gryffindor scarf and shirt, along with my glasses, and suddenly everyone on campus will applaud me for my remarkable Harry Potter costume.

oh god. why?

DUFF--

why would you tempt the SNEK gods like SNEk dis?

Man, I saw the word SNEK 'costume'--what did you expect?

oh so we can PUGFRAME-- blame whitey.

Don't think I'll be dressing up this year. Too busy playing mother of the bride in Vegas at the end of next month.

Well if you're going to naturally look like one of the females in Morpheus' clan, that's the best choice

I'd dress up as the Ninth Doctor if I had the giant ears and the receding hairline.

Great Halloween costume.