JCC Tell me your stupid plans that you won't follow through on in 2018.

Mine is to draw something every day. This is a laughable goal which I will fail in the first week of January. Share with me your aspirations and dreams that you will never achieve.

 

I plan on agreeing to the missus suggestion of not buying the new UCS Millennium Falcon with my bonus in April and spend it on a family holiday



Honest

 

If I say it then it won't happen

 

I plan on snorting a metric ton of cocaine and carousing with the lowliest, most disease-ridden, fly-strewn prostitutes the fine city of Sao Paulo has to offer.

Glad I said it here.

 

Agreed. My plans are so stupid that I dare not say them aloud or write them down.

 

I have two equally stupid plans.

1) Deprive myself of something for a month each month. So in January, alcohol. Febuary will be something else, like masturbating or something.

2) See a new country each month. Living in Europe there’s tons of small countries that I can get to easily and cheaply. So in January, it’s Morocco. This will definitely happen but we’ll see what month this fails.

 

at the age of 43 i'm finally gonna learn how to dunk a basketball.

 

I'm going to choose a realistic goal. I'm going to save the world.

 

If I say it, I'll likely get arrested by the Secret Service.

 

A counterfeit money operation, huh?

 

Pfft! I wish.

 

I’m going to conduct and publish 50 brand new PEOPLE interviews!

 

Taking over the world...

 

Backpacking in Afghanistan, to bring salvation and hope to the most neglected people.

 

Remaking Mr Popper’s Penguins.

 

what skills do u have to assist those in such great need? besides being white

 

Every month, I am going to replace a new part of my body with a metal prosthesis. By December, instead of taking a shower I will be able to disassemble myself and put myself in the dishwasher.

 

I love fine cheese?

 

I was Home Schooled. If that doesn’t prep you for the world, I dont know what does.

 

What more does he need?

 

well I’m sold

 

I will learn how to eat an apple with a fork and knife so when I go visit my French friends who have impeccable dinner manners in Italy, I won’t look like a barbarian.

 

I'll quit wasting time posting on Star Wars message boards.

 

My resolution is to improve my flexibility and posture. I typically set easy resolutions, but this one is gonna be a stretch.