Amph Terry Pratchett

Discussion in 'Archive: SF&F: Books and Comics' started by TC-47, Jan 3, 2006.

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  1. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    I loved Night Watch the most, but my favorite of the older ones is Eric. A pubescent boy in charge of the world...
  2. JediNemesis Jedi Master

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    Eric is still on the list of ones I haven't read - sounds interesting though . . . [face_thinking]

    who else could accidently find a whole army?

    Who indeed? And where else could you find a character whose solution to being trapped in a mudhole with sizzling magic armour is to do a charade of "Oh****oh****oh****I'mgoingtodie"?

    I love charades, so that was a high point. :D
  3. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    I love it when Rincewind just destroyed a bunch of bandits because they tried to steal his hat and his only reason why is: "It was my hat!"
  4. Jairen Manager Emeritus

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    LOL! But a hat is very important to a wizard, it defines them. Especially when it has "Wizzard" written on it.

    ROFL!
  5. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    In the immortal words of Ridcully: "How long can you hold your breath?"
  6. MsLanna Force Ghost

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    Anybody except me bought 'Where's my cow'? [face_blush]
    Got a book-voucher fo x-mas, perfect opportunity to buy a horribly expensive and rather useless book. (Which nevertheless ist great :D *millenium hand and shrimp*)

    btw, does 'millenium hand' have any meaning at all (I'm no native speaker...) Just it turned up in a Jonny book, too and I startted to wonder...
  7. JediNemesis Jedi Master

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    As far as I know, "millennium hand and shrimp" means precisely zilch. It's just one of Pratchett's signature phrases.
  8. MsLanna Force Ghost

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    [face_laugh] Thanks JediNemesis, as as foreing speaker i just KNOW what zilch means.:p
    But I think I get the meaning....:)
  9. Lord-Wiz Jedi Master

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    has anyone read The Wee Free Men?? The Nac Mac Feegles are quite funny.


    EDIT: this post bought to you by Lady_Wiz, who got confused by the log-out log-in thing :rolleyes:

    :p
  10. JediNemesis Jedi Master

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    i just KNOW what zilch means.

    Okay, "Millennium hand and shrimp" bedeutet nichts. :p (Apologies if my German's off, I don't learn it.)

    has anyone read The Wee Free Men?? The Nac Mac Feebles are quite funny.

    No, but they're in Carpe Jugulum and they're hilarious. I especially like their insane legal documents - "A race six inches high can write very small print".
  11. TC-47 Jedi Knight

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    I read A Hat full of Sky: that has the big wee hag and the nac mac feegles in it. LOL, TPs books are so sterotype!
    [face_laugh]
  12. Jedi_Dajuan Admin: FanForce and Games

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    has anyone read The Wee Free Men?? The Nac Mac Feebles are quite funny.

    Big job!

    They remind me of really violent smurfs.
  13. JediNemesis Jedi Master

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    Stereotype, but in a wild and crazy way. Pratchett's student wizards are basically magic geeks, his young vampires are sort of inverse-goths (staying up till gone noon, wearing brightly coloured clothes and calling yourself Tracy) and the barbarian heroes are mostly geriatric (go Genghiz Cohen! :D ). Pratchett includes every fantasy ingredient there is, but somehow they don't come out the same the other end.
  14. TC-47 Jedi Knight

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    Cohen signs his name with an X.[face_laugh]
  15. JediNemesis Jedi Master

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    Co-author of In Just 7 Dayes I Will Make Youe A Barbearian Hero!

    Any guesses as to who the other one was . . ?
  16. TC-47 Jedi Knight

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    Probabley that smart one from interesting times
  17. JediNemesis Jedi Master

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    Apparently it was one C.M.O.T. Dibbler. :p
  18. TC-47 Jedi Knight

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    Really... I never knew that. Should of guessed, CMOT would do anything for money.[face_money_eyes]
  19. JediNemesis Jedi Master

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    Except possibly an honest day's work . . .
  20. TC-47 Jedi Knight

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  21. Lord-Wiz Jedi Master

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    yeah but which C.M.O.T? there is one in each city on each continent ;)
  22. MsLanna Force Ghost

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    I love the short story 'Troll bridge'.
    It's so utterly sad and at the same time just hilarious.

    Couln't have been Tech, he died in IT and was not with them for very long before IIRC.[face_thinking]
  23. JediNemesis Jedi Master

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    yeah but which C.M.O.T? there is one in each city on each continent

    I think the Ankh-Morpork one. In theory it could equally have been Disembowel-Meself-Honourably Dibhala, Cut-Me-Own-Hand-Off Dhblah, May-I-Never-Achieve-Enlightenment Dhiblang, Swallow-Me-Own-Blowdart Dlang-Dlang, May-I-Be-Kicked-In-My-Own-Icehole Dibooki, Al-Jibla, or Dib Diblossonsson. :p
  24. Emporer_Poggle Jedi Knight

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    I haven't read much Terry Pratchett but the ones I have are hilarious. I've read: Truckers, Wings and Guards!Guards!Guards!. My friend is always talking about something called luggage that seems to go through anything to return to its master.[face_laugh]
  25. TC-47 Jedi Knight

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    I know what they feel like. If you hadn't noticed I like him to.;)

    OMG I knew there were afew CMOTs but not that many=D=
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