Phx Th Official July Round of

You think?

 

My theory: Yaddle=Sifo-Dyas

 

No, no. Jar Jar is!

 

Yeah, you're right.

 

I have to agree with ArmyofDarkness on this one though he did challenge me...I'm telling you ArmyofDarkness..we could RULE!!!

 

*drum roll*

Welcome to...Bored Jedi Theater!!! (a.k.a. The Misadventures of Dave the Scouttrooper)

*curtains go up, see a patrol of stormtroopers walking on a path in a forest, heading towards a beach*

Trooper1138: We're almost to the point where we lost contact with the scout, sir.

Sir: Good. *to the other men* Stay alert! We may be close to a hidden cell of rebel scum.

*stormtroopers catiously approach the beach, looking for any sign of Dave, the missing scouttrooper*

Trooper212: There doesn't appear to be any sign of...

*loud screaming is heard. Before anyone can react, Dave comes running down the beach*

Dave: HOT SAND, HOT SAND, HOT SAND...

Sir: What the--?

Trooper1138: Dave's having Tatoonie flashbacks again, sir.

Trooper212: Can I blast him?

*Sir shakes his head in disbelief as Dave continues to run on the down the beach screaming...*

 

Bah. I do rule.

 

VERY GOOD!!..Forget ArmyofDarkness...YOU must join me BoredJediTheater and WE will rule the galaxy!!! Can't you just see the EVIL we could reak!!!

 

Hmm...

 

I'm a gambler, a farmboy, and I'm here to take command of your bloody army.

 

I can feel the dark side in you BoredJediTheater THINK of the possibilities....together we will unleash the humor of the DARK SIDE!!!

*maniacal laughter spills forth*

 

can I paly too?

 

Yes...join our evil throng!!

 

ew a thong ? maybe I dont want to play.

 

Mwahaha! More minions for me!!!

 

Anyone can play. The question is if you can play WELL...

 

I'll break you yet ArmyofDarknes!!! One minon to my potential millions!!!

 

BoredJediTheater...WILL YOU JOIN ME?!!!!

 

the sign on the door says sock puppet theater but I ask if I can play and sudenly its thong theater?

 

i like those odds....

tell me, do you play at dice?

 

I rule over the dead. All those who have died since the beginning of time. I think my Army outnumbers yours.

 

No...I have no need for such trivial matters of the flesh...I said THRONG not thong!!

ArmyofDarkness has nothing to offer that I cannot give tenfold!!!

 

so who wants to be the first to dive into the tank of oxi clean and show how truly white they can be. it even removes grape juice stains.

 

Darth_Skippyous: Hmm, I don't know. What happens if I join you?

 

there he goes again wanting me to wear a thong. you got some serious problems bucko.