Phx Th Official July Round of

ever heard of the "band of the red hand"?

my army hasn't lost a battle yet!

 

I rule those who ever will live so you get my left-overs!!! HA HA HA HA

 

I said THRONG not thong!!

We know where your mind was.

 

BoredJediTheater...FORTUNE AND GLORY...FORTUNE AND GLORY!!!! beyond your wildest dreams!!!!!

 

ok look pal I will not wear a thong for you so just let it go.

 

soapy sock OK, OK, OK..no thong, but I'll just have to destroy you then with my power in the DARK arts!!

 

ArmyofDarkness We can combine our minons and be a force of terror throughout all galaxies everywhere!!!

 

I think you look nice without a thong, soapy-sock.

 

Now you have shown your weakness to me!!! I can control you with a thong-less soapy sock

 

thank you very much but I will stick with my spidey underoos.

 

Bored Jedi Theater Round 2 (a.k.a. The Continuing Misadventures of Dave the Scouttrooper)

*after subduing (stunning) Dave, the patrol continues forward; at the end of the day, they find a cave*

Sir: Dave, check out the cave to see if it can be used for a campsite this evening.

*Dave doesn't respond; Trooper1138 leans over and pokes Dave awake*

Dave: AUGH-! I mean, yes, sir, right away, sir!

*Dave snaps a hasty salute as Sir mutters to himself; Dave looks to Trooper1138 who points to the cave; Dave gives him a thumbs up and heads into the cave*

Trooper212: Sir, I don't think it was wise to send Dave into the cave...

Sir: Why is that, soldier?

Trooper212: He isn't armed, sir.

Sir: How do you know that?

Trooper212: He forgot his blaster-rifle, sir.

*Trooper212 holds up Dave's gun as screams can be heard from inside the cave; Sir smacks his head with his head and considers banging his head on the near-by rock wall...*

 

SPIDY UNDEROOS!! HOW OLD ARE YOU?!!! EEEEEK EEEEEK [face_shocked]

 

you dont think a girl in spidey underoos would be cute?

 

It's just pillow talk, baby!

 

BoredJediTheater The thought of being without you...I can't breathe...I will do anything you ask.....

 

and sorry army of darkness I have only one true love and soon as mister daniels returns my letters or phone calls we will be getting married.

 

soapy sock NO..cause I AM A GIRL!!!

 

BoredJediTheater The thought of being without you...I can't breathe...I will do anything you ask.....

Darth_Skippyous: Oh really now?!?

 

oh ok then and you dont wear underoos far less reviling than a thong.
And around this bunch the more you wear the better.

 

yes, I admit it, I'm a girl...NOW PLEASE BoredJediTheater IF YOU ARE IN AS MUCH PAIN AS I...PLEASE TELL ME

 

soapy sock YOUSA POINT IS WELL SEEN

 

lol ,IF YOU ARE IN AS MUCH PAIN AS I...PLEASE TELL ME . the only thing causeing me pain is the bad acting going on in this movie.

 

Darth_Skippyous: I can't. We'd be living a lie. Could you do that, Darth_Skippyous, could you live that way?

soapy-sock: HUSH.

 

BoredJediTheater YES..Anything you ask....

I think..As long as you JOIN the Skippy side!!

 

BoredJediTheater YES I COULD LIVE LIKE THAT!!!! I'll do anything...but it still could be a secret...