Thanks to...

HAL!!! who's TJ???

oh rite... she corrected her self!!!

see that.. trying to cause us to fight, Hal!!! bah!!!

 

From: Yoshi-Toshi
Date Sent: 9:32am
Date Read: 9:35am
Subject: TK!
Body: You selfish barsteward!!! How could you do this to me???? TK has just PMed me and called our relationship off because of how YOU feel about him! Just because we have secretly been seeing each other for the past 3 months, you think it gives you the right to treat me like dirt! Well, i guess I should tell you that I'm pregnant, and it's yours!

 

OK I can't type properly now cos I have tears in my eyes from laughing too much...

I guess I should reveal why I said TJ and tried to get you guys to fight!

From: Yoshi-Toshi
Date Sent: 9:40am
Date Read: 9:42am
Subject: TK!
Body: I need your help Nic, I'm pregnant and I want you to help me split up TK and Hal. Can you somehow cause them to fight I'd be eternally grateful to you.

 

RATFLMFAO!!!

The bump is showing now too.

 

*Hands Yoshi a jar of Body Shop Cocoa Butter*

Don't forget to rub it on all over it stops stretch marks

 

From: Dark_Queen
Date Sent: 9:48am
Date Read: 9:52am
Subject: TK
Body: I just thought you should know that TK has been seeing me for the last 2 weeks. Why do you think he couldn't make that rendez-vous with you last night. Wake up and smell the coffee, fishboy. He's not right for you. Break it up now!

 

From: Halibut
Date Sent: 9:58am
Date Read: 10:00am
Subject: TK
Body: You two faced cow!! I'll hate you for all eternity, you told me TK had been taken ill when I phoned his mobile. I sat up all night worrying myself to death and all the time you and he were.... were......

 

Tossin the khyber!

 

From: Halibut
Date Sent: 9:55am
Date Read: 9:56am
Subject: Re: Your pregnancy
Body: I don't believe the baby is mine, i think that the real father is none other than Darth_Terrious. Oh yes, i heard all about the little rendez-vous the two of you had a while back. Is there anyone on these forums that you haven't slept with?


Now, leave TK and i alone you shameless hussey!

 

I thought we were supposed to be keeping it all a secret until you dumped Yoshi, Hal and D_A???

LMFAO @ Yosh

From: Yoshi-Toshi
Date Sent: 9:57am
Date Read: 9:59am
Subject: Have you seen this??
Body: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS??? Looks like I'm going to be a single parent How dare he leave me in my hour of need and my hormones are playing me up as well and making me all emotional

Shameless hussey he called me did you see that??? did you did you???

I don't believe the baby is mine, i think that the real father is none other than Darth_Terrious. Oh yes, i heard all about the little rendez-vous the two of you had a while back. Is there anyone on these forums that you haven't slept with?


Now, leave TK and i alone you shameless hussey!

 

From: TK_Four_Twne
Date Sent: 9:48am
Date Read: 9:52am
Subject: Dark_Queen
Body: She's is lying to you. She made a pass at me, which I rejected. She then stole my mobile phone, and has been sending me threatening PMs. It's YOU I love and want. Don't ever think otherwise. Here's where we are going on holiday. It has a lovely view of the lake (which is as blue as your scintillating eyes)
[image=http://www.reflections.com.au/Cairns/Hotels/Caravans.jpg]
Please please call me on my new phone number 07723496822. I love you

 

It was getting funny until you mentioned me

 

*gives DT a slap on the back off encouragement*

Join in, ol chap!!! but dont mind me- cuz i'm lost!!!

 

From: TK_Four_Twne
Date Sent: 9:53am
Date Read: 9:59am
Subject: My slip up
Body: I'm sorry my darling I slipped up didn't I? I know we were supposed to be keeping it a secret until I had dumped Hal but I just can't keep it to myself any longer!

I see that tramp Yoshi has been sleeping with Hal and has got pregnant! Well looks like Hal isn't going to be playing happy families and Yosh said Hal was no good in the sack anyhow. Are we still on for tonight? BTW I gave Hal the phone number for the local Pizza Joint so we won't be getting any bother anymore!

 

From: DarthTerrious
Date Sent: 10:21am
Date Read: 10:24am
Subject: I'm in trouble
Body: I'm sorry you got dragged in to this, halibut, but as you know I am sterile, so there is no way I could be the father of Yoshi's baby. I'm afraid it looks like you're stuck with it. I do have a year's supply of huggies tho if you're interested.

 

@ Halibut.

Life tme supply of huggies

And I am NOT sterile!

 

From: Dark_Queen
Date Sent: 10:28am
Date Read: 10:29am
Subject: Thought you should know
Body: Just got a PM from TK_Four_Twne. He says that he superglued the lid of your beetroot jar "for a laugh". Is this really the sort of person you want to be with?

 

LMFAO

From: TK_Four_Twne
Date Sent: 10:15am
Date Read: 10:16am
Subject: Re: Us
Body: My darling Yoshi, please don't pay any attention to what the others are saying. I didn't send those PM's, they are fakes. Unlike my love for you Yoshi, that's real, very real! I want to be with you and the baby, i don't care who the father is, as long as we can be together.

 

From: Halibut
Date Sent: 10:31am
Date Read: 10:35am
Subject: I love TK with all my heart and soul and I don't care if he did glue the lid of my beetroot down I still love him anyway. Although I will miss eating the beetroot off various parts of his body but we all have our crosses to bear.

BACK OFF!! You will not split me and TK up and I don't care if Yoshis baby IS mine I know his type trapping people like me into marriage and then when the baby is born you realise it isn't yours cos it's Chinese or something. I'm going to PM him and demand a paternal test!!!!

When I find out why TK is running a local Pizza Place I will have a word with him about you, I'll scratch your eyes out if you come within arms reach do you hear me????

 

From: Yoshi-Toshi
Date Sent: 10:18am
Date Read: 10:19am
Subject: I'm sorry
Body: Please forgive my earlier PM. I had only just found out about the baby, and I was in shock. You know that I still love you, and you are the one I want. My night with DarthTerrious was just a one night stand. It happened after we had that argument. You remember? It was when I said "PIN number" instead of just "PIN". I forgot how much that annoys you. It was foolish of me, and I shall never do it again. It wasn't until Dark_Queen said "NCP Car Park" to me that I realised what I was in danger of losing. Come back to me, and we can be a whole family again. I'll even let you call the baby Chelsea if you like

 

From: Yoshi-Toshi
Date Sent: 10:31am
Date Read: 10:35am
Subject: TK
Body: You cow... I read those PMs on the board. I'm warning you, I'm hormonal and quite capable of beating you to a pulp to get what I want you know. You're a blatant hussey, flirting with all the lads on the board.

You stay away from TK he want's to be with me and the baby and not you... what can you give him that I can't?? NOTHING that's what

 

Sorry you guys- but here's the REAL love of my life!

[image=http://www.bractune.com/shpcomp.gif]

 

TK!! You two faced ******* liar!! You said that you wanted me you ******* *****!!

So your leaving me for a ******* blow up sheep are ya!!??

How could you do this to me?

 

God damnit TK!!! I told you if I wore that outfit for you you weren't to take any photos