The 10 Rules for training Padawans by Cookie Jinn

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  1. Uisceban Jedi Master

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    This is Cookie Jinns first fic( I gave him a little help) so please be kind.

    Yoda looked stern face at the newly appointed masters. They would soon be meeting their new apprentices but first he had to lay down the ground rules.

    Holding up a flimsy with writing scrawled over it, he began. "Rules for training a padawan these are, use past examples I shall.

    Padawans should:
    Be encouraged to 'enjoy' their lessons.

    Obi-wan looks apprensivly from the Blackboard to his Astro-physics test in front of him. "This is a joke right? We will be getting the 'real' test in a minute?" Everyone turns to look at him as he helplessly begins thumping his head of the desk.

    Rule No. 2: Get long hours of sleep.
    7 in the morning.
    "OBI-WAN! Get up now!!"

    "But I only just got in!"
    Rule No.3: Padawans be given plenty to do
    "Here go build a lightsabre." Hands over manual.

    "Hmm Darth Banes thoughts and aspirations.


    Rule no. 4 : Padawans should be kind to animals
    Fade in to cave:
    "Here Rancour, Rancour, Rancour."
    "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DON'T EAT ME!!!"

    Rule no 5: Padawans should get plenty of food.
    Fade in to apartment:
    "Womp rats are a good diet for my Padawan."

    "Gruel even better for mine mmmmm."

    Rule no 6: Padawans should be fed regularly.
    "Obi-wan get out of the fridge now!"

    Rule no 7: Padawans should know that no means no
    "Padawan, no you can't go out tomorrow night."

    "You mean maybe?"

    Rule no 8 : Padawans should never be allowed get over excited.
    "Master, Master I'm really good at lightsabre practise watch this"

    "AHHHHHHHH."

    "Master?"
    "Master!"

    Rule no 9: Padawans should be seen and not heard.
    "Master I've a bad feeling about this."
    "Be quiet and let me concentrate!"
    Gas begins to seep in.

    THUMP!

    Rule no 10: Padawans should be taught first aid.
    "The left bone connected to the right bone, the right bone connected to the light- Shavvit!"

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    Please review!
  2. Jedi Gryph Grin Jedi Master

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    Cute...I liked the bits you came up with...

    Actually, some of the rules you came up with have given me ideas of my own for new stories. :D

    Well done Cookie Jinn! :)

  3. Uisceban Jedi Master

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  4. imzadi Jedi Master

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    LOL! Excellent work, Cookie Jinn! I hope you plan on writing more, I'm sure it will be well received by the forum!
  5. Uisceban Jedi Master

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    Just upping it again for him.

    Btw he was delighted to get the comments for the stories as he is only a 11 I've to post his stories up for him.
  6. Abbi_Cee Jedi Master

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    LOL! Very funny, I always enjoy a good laugh. :) (reminds me of some of the rules I use on my son)
  7. Uisceban Jedi Master

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