The 11th EUC Starfighter Draft - Legacy of the Juffernaut

Vader sucks worse than Wedge and Luke combined. In fact, he sucks worse than Wedge^luke, thats how bad he is. "ooh, I'm big and black suited and scary." Yeah, well on the inside, we know you are just a whiny little boy who got burned because he got delusions of grandeur. Also, way to pick wingmates, chump. Black 2 and 3, GREAT pilots. Seriously, I'm impressed, its almost as good as having Castin Donn and Lobot as your wingmates.




And I will be doing this for all the picks. Learn to love it.






edit: Umm not cool dude. Now I have to write a new one

 

I just planned on quoting all of Trip's judgements from last draft. But maybe the NYJ deal isn't a bad idea.

 

Fel is garbage. He is a clown. A gutter clown. He sucks so much. Congrats that you married a movie star and then moved to an ice planet. And lets be honest, he can't have that much expierence piloting with the chiss since he has like 70 kids. Yo, I dunno, I guess they don't have birth control in the unknown regions. Also, great job picking a leading pilot WITH ONLY ONE EYE. Yeah, depth perception is going to be a bitch:

Fel: I'm on his tail!

Teamate: You look a little close...


Fel: No I'm fine...*BOOM*


Olie: Baron Fel has crashed into me!


Oh, and Baron Soontir Fel? Anagram for Barrel of Sin (no to). Now, do you want a barrel of sin leading your team? I think not.

 

#7? I like it.

 

NYJ is hereby the first ever SFD color commentator. He's like Bill Walton, but better.

And 21st, you're on the clock.

 

Do I get VIPship for that?

 

No, but you get a Waru bobble head.

 

*is jealous*

 

Don't worry Horsey, you'll be going home with your very own game ban...just for getting the 12th spot!

 

Its a sign! 12th Man, Aggie, 12th Spot.

 

Jaina Solo

She's a good pilot right

 

JAINA! WAAAAAY TO GO MAN. Yeah, she's great when she's not copulating with bugs or dissapearing for books on end or freaking out or trying to figure out who to bang. Seriously, she'll be sitting there "Hmm, Zekk. Or Jag. Or Zekk. Or Jag. Or Kyp. Or Corran. Or anakin solo (he's knocked everyone else up)..." AND THEN BAM she's dead. Maybe if she's PMSing and pissed off and focused she'll do well, but that only means she'll win maybe four days a months. Oh, and good call taking her before DARTH VADER and ANAKIN SKYWALKER! Wooooo hooooooo!

 

Somebody's been hitting the dudlesacks.

But could have been worse.

Shurron is otc!

 

So, uh... hmmmmm.... Gonna go ahead and go with the big guy again, I suppose. Despite NYJ's critique.

Darth Vader

 

lol @ EUChat. BTW, 21st, your team will be known as the Dudlesacks from now on.

 

Come on, Ultima!

Incidentally, is your name a reference to the novel, Bless Me Ultima?

Talk about dudelsacks...

 

See my previous post. And, uh, duh.

 

Round 1

1. Talon_Kenobi - Wedge Antilles
2. ThrawnRocks - Luke Skywalker
3. Kyptastic - Soontir Fel
4. 21st - Jaina Solo
5. Shadow_of_Durron - Darth Vader
6. Ultima_1 - Dudelsacks
7. Jaina Byrd
8. Kiwi
9. Daughter_of_Yubyub
10. CodeName_Targeter
11. captain-fantastic
12. s65horsey

Round 2

1. s65 Horsey
2. captain-fantastic
3. CodeName_Targeter
4. Daughter_of_Yubyub
5. Kiwi
6. Jaina Byrd
7. Ultima_1
8. Shadow_of_Durron
9. 21st
10. Kyptastic
11. ThrawnRocks
12. Talon_Kenobi

Round 3

1. Talon_Kenobi
2. ThrawnRocks
3. Kyptastic
4. 21st
5. Shadow_of_Durron
6. Ultima_1
7. Jaina Byrd
8. Kiwi
9. Daughter_of_Yubyub
10. CodeName_Targeter
11. captain-fantastic
12. s65horsey


Draft Roster:

Jesmin Ackbar
Wedge Antilles
Syal Antilles
Ace Azzameen
"Backstabber" (Black 3)
BoShek
Shira Brie
Anni Capstan
Lando Calrissian
Tycho Celchu
Tsui Choi
Brodie Coburn
Tetran Cowell
Pash Cracken
Edor Crespin
Arvel Crynyd
Rhys Dallows
Biggs Darklighter
Gavin Darklighter
Davijaan aka Odd Ball
Nial Declann
Evir Derricote
Erisi Dlarit
Castin Donn
Myn Donos
Kissek Doran
Garven Dries
Kyp Durron
Hohass ?Runt? Ekwesh
Kol Eyttyn
Jake Farell
Keyan Farlander
Baron Soontir Fel
Jagged Fel
Inyri Forge
Lujayne Forge
Adi Gallia
Olin Garn
Erk H'Arman
Bela Hara
Krasov Hara
Corran Horn
Andoorni Hui
Plourr Ilo
Bror Jace
Wes Janson
Jocell
Kyle Katarn
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Ran Kether
Derek "Hobbie" Klivian
Dorset Konnair
Plo Koon
Charat Kraal
Penzak Kraal
Daviish "Pops" Krail
Garik ?Face? Loran
Lorrir
Lowbacca
Todra Mayn
"Mauler" Mithel (Black 2)
Kasan Moor
Narra (Renegade Flight Lead)
Shalla Nelprin
Lara Nostil
Koobis ?Target? Nu
Aril Nunb
Shawnkyr Nuruodo
Nym
Ric Olie
Carth Onasi
Rookie One
Jan Ors
Dia Passik
Turr Phennir
Ton Phanan
Jek Porkins
Ooryl Qrygg
Ben Quersey
Dak Ralter
Octa Ramis
Alema Rar
Dash Rendar
Miko Reglia
Ian Rim
Iran Ryad
Voort ?Piggy? saBinring
Horton Salm
Falynn Sandskimmer
Tyria Sarkin
Sarkli
Saba Sebatyne
Tesar Sebatyne
Aayla Secura
Asyr Sei?Lar
Zev Senesca
Riv Shiel
Wurth Skidder
Anakin Skywalker
Ben Skywalker
Cade Skywalker
Luke Skywalker
Mara Jade Skywalker
Merrick Simm
Khe-Jeen Slee
Anakin Solo
Han Solo
Jacen Solo
Jaina Solo
Maarek Stele
Atril Tabianne
Kell Tainer
Tal?dira
Elassar Targon
Essara Till
Eurrsk ?Grinder? Thri?ag
Saesee Tiin
Darth Vader (separate from Anakin)
Nrin Vakil
Jon ?Dutch? Vander
Alinn Varth
Tahiri Veila
Nawara Ven
Asajj Ventress
Broak Vessery
Quinlan Vos
Peshk Vri?Syk
Izal Waz
Mace Windu
Gunn Yage
Rhysati Ynr
Zekk

 

No. I don't remember where I got it from originally, but it was a squadron name from some sci-fi stories I wrote back in middle school.

Now on to my pick - Anakin Skywalker

 

Wow, great pick...if you want to make a team of domestic abusers. And want a team that sucks at combat. Oh wow, Anakin outflew droids! Niiiiiice job. I'm really impressed now. He'll probably be whining about obi-wan holding him back or thinking about Padme and then BOOM...he gets smoked like a cuban cigar. Or Mara when she fights Jacen. Either or. Not to mention his sissy hair. It'll get in the way while he pilots. Maybe if he shaved his head it would work out. But probably not. You may as well give up now.


edit: he'll probably combing his hair while he flies, and then BAM...get the comb in his eye. Then he'll be like Fel. They could have a half blind duel, it'd be like the special olympics. But I guess I am short changing the special olympics.

 

What's the cut off between Anakin and Vader? I'd meant to ask this before, but I forgot. I'd imagine it would be the end of the battle of Coruscant, but I want to make sure.

 

Yes.

 

Probably could use two color commentators, I nominate Scondren...

Pash is the Ninja to Corran's pirate. I'm not sure how you managed to get that to work...did you get Sinre to strip for them?

 

Well I would call it Mustafar, but seeing as he really didn't do any real combat flying between Coruscant and Mustafar, I pretty much agree with you.