On the 12th hour of Michelle's birthday, Emporer Palpy gave to her 12 Vaders slaying 11 Bothans spying 10 Mauls a leaping 9 troopers trooping 8 Ewoks a dying 7 tuskens yelling 6 sabres slicing 5 GOLD BIKINIS!!!!!!! 4 burnt rodians 3 burly mandos 2 sith lords and a biker scout in a tree!!! Here's to the best of the best of the few of the proud. Let all stupid gungans be forgot and nev-er brought to mind! We'll raise a glass to Sarah & Michelle my friends and smack her behind!!! Happy birthday Michelle. You're the best!