Calgary The 12 Hours of Sarah and Michelle

On the 12th hour of Michelle's birthday,
Emporer Palpy gave to her

12 Vaders slaying
11 Bothans spying
10 Mauls a leaping
9 troopers trooping
8 Ewoks a dying
7 tuskens yelling
6 sabres slicing

5 GOLD BIKINIS!!!!!!!

4 burnt rodians
3 burly mandos
2 sith lords

and a biker scout in a tree!!!

Here's to the best of the best of the few of the proud.

Let all stupid gungans be forgot and nev-er brought to mind!
We'll raise a glass to Sarah & Michelle my friends and smack her behind!!!

Happy birthday Michelle. You're the best!

 

Happy birthday Michelle! Hope you have a fantastic day!! Even in this Hoth climate

 

Happy birthday Michelle! (Now go home faking an illness and watch Empire, you deserve it)

 

Sith rest ye merry storm trooper
Let only Gungans you dismay
Remember Vader our bold new Lord
Was born on Tatooine
To lead us all to a golden age
Of order for the galaxy

Oh-oh days to be long remember'd
Long remember'd
Oh-oh days to be long remember'd


I saw three cruisers chase the Falcon
On Wookiee tree day
On Wookiee tree day
I saw three cruisers chase the Falcon
On Wookiee tree day
In the morning

And what happened to two of the three
On Wookiee tree day
On Wookiee tree day
And what happened to two of the three
On Wookiee tree day
In the morning

They were on a collision course
On Wookiee tree day
On Wookiee tree day
They were on a collision course
On Wookiee tree day
The crew began to panic

The Captain ordered evasive actions
On Wookiee tree day
On Wookiee tree day
The Captain ordered evasive actions
On Wookiee tree day
It did no good

Captain Needa lost the Falcon
On Wookiee tree day
On Wookiee tree day
Captain Needa lost the Falcon
On Wookiee tree day
He gave his last order

He apologised face-to-face to Vader
On Wookiee tree day
On Wookiee tree day
He apologised face-to-face to Vader
On Wookiee tree day
He *gurgle gack ack*


Happy Birthday!

 

Happy birthday Michelle. Hope you keep warm and have a great day.

 

Happy birthday Michelle hope you have an awesome day.

 

Thanks guys -- you make me blush!

 

Happy Birthday Michelle, and Sarah too!

Michelle, if you had come to the meeting you would have gotten your birthday present, but I guess you'll have to wait until trooping at Eau Claire on Saturday.

 

Happy Happy Happy!

Happy Birthday Michelle

*big hug*

 

"Utini!!!"

Happy birthday!!

 

-happy burp-daaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or "life day" as they call it, on some cheesy 70's Star Wars special.

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHELLE!!!

 

Thanks all -- and Happy B-Day to Sarah too!!! We're twins, separated from birth to keep the empire from finding us...

 

Happy belated birthday!

 

I know it's a couple days late, but I was busy with the Victorville Christmas Parade... (which is still no excuse)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!