The 2003 EUC Awards!! (Sponsored by the EUS)

Apparently, the Senate got bored; so, they decided to have an award thingy. I'm sure all three of the people that come here will be thrilled. No, actually, we're all sure that there will be a big turnout--after all, God knows you people don't have lives!


Anyway, I'm done trying to be funny. There's two categories of awards this year. I would call them "Serious" and "Not-So Serious", but instead, they're Patron and Most Likely To awards. The individual patron awards are:

Best Patron:
Funniest Patron:
Most Serious Patron:
Prettiest Patron:
Handsomest Patron:
Laziest Patron:
Most Reliable Patron:
Most Respectable Patron:
Quietest Patron:
Loudest Patron:
Most Talkitive Patron:
Most Reckless Patron:
Most Annoying Patron:
Luckiest Patron:
Smartest Patron:

So, how do we decide that someone is prettiest?

And the other category:

Most Likely To...

Takeover the EUC:
Takeover Skylark's Cafe:
Takeover Sturm's Outlander Club:
Takeover Han's Deli:
Succeed in Life:
Become a Moderator:
Get Banned For Nothing:
Play Pranks w/ Socks:
Disban the Senate:
Be A Secret Imperial Loyalist:
Be A Secret Rebel Seperatist:
Be A Secret Sith Follower:
Be A Secret Jedi Follower:
Be DarthAttorney's Sock:
Be DarthAttorney's Yes-Man:
Be Genghis12's Sock:
Be Genghis12's Yes-Man:
Get VIP Status:
Get Temporary Colors:

There's also a Golden Award. It's a little goldplated statue of a person sitting at their computer WAAAY too much, and it goes to the person with the most awards. In the event of a tie, we'll give out two Golden Awards, since they're imagnary anyway. We could give out millions if we really wanted to!

So, nominate people, now! You have until:

JUNE 20, 2003!

Have fun!

And Genghis, why can't you have simple colours, like DA???

 

Alright, the way I'm doing this, it's going to sound like a plug for the WJFC.

Not that I care what others think.


Best Patron: DVader316
Funniest Patron: Guinastasia
Most Serious Patron: Stackpole_the_Hobbit
Prettiest Patron: lexu
Handsomest Patron: CptCorranHorn
Laziest Patron: Any WJFC member
Most Reliable Patron: Shelley
Most Respectable Patron: JediMerkurian
Quietest Patron: JediSha
Loudest Patron: Fire_Ice_Death
Most Talkitive Patron:
Most Reckless Patron: Jansons_Funny_Twin
Most Annoying Patron: Shelley
Luckiest Patron: Stackpole_the_Hobbit
Smartest Patron: Tie between GrandAdmiralJello and lexu


Most Likely To...

Takeover the EUC: The WJFC
Takeover Skylark's Cafe:
Takeover Sturm's Outlander Club:
Takeover Han's Deli:
Succeed in Life: Jansons_Funny_Twin
Become a Moderator: Kwenn
Get Banned For Nothing: Jansons_Funny_Twin
Play Pranks w/ Socks: mrslush50
Disban the Senate: GrandAdmiralJello
Be A Secret Imperial Loyalist:
Be A Secret Rebel Seperatist:
Be A Secret Sith Follower:
Be A Secret Jedi Follower:
Be DarthAttorney's Sock: lexu
Be DarthAttorney's Yes-Man: Gandolf The Grey
Be Genghis12's Sock:
Be Genghis12's Yes-Man:
Get VIP Status: GrandAdmiralJello
Get Temporary Colors: Stackpole_the_Hobbit

 

Best Patron: WarmasterDan
Funniest Patron: Thok
Most Serious Patron: SkyeLightrider
Prettiest Patron: Ysanne_Isard
Handsomest Patron:
Laziest Patron: WarmasterDan
Most Reliable Patron: WarmasterDan
Most Respectable Patron: GAJ
Quietest Patron: SkyeLightrider
Loudest Patron: TIEPilot051999
Most Talkitive Patron: Rachel_Moonstar
Most Reckless Patron: New_York_Jedi
Most Annoying Patron: Me
Luckiest Patron: TIEPilot051999
Smartest Patron: GAJ

 

Apparently, Jello's smart. That's the first I'm hearing about it.

 

If we get enough replies I'll give the Best Patron a title for a week.

So get your voting consortiums together now and beat the rush!

 

Loudest Patron: TIEPilot051999
Luckiest Patron: TIEPilot051999




Best Patron: WarmasterDan
Funniest Patron: WarmasterDan
Most Serious Patron: Kwenn
Prettiest Patron: Devi (Like I would say something else)
Handsomest Patron: Me!
Laziest Patron: DarthAttorney (He doesn't close the Bantha till it's gone past 200 pages, ferchrissakes! )
Most Reliable Patron: ?
Most Respectable Patron: SkyeLightrider
Quietest Patron: SkyeLightrider
Loudest Patron: WarmasterDan
Most Talkitive Patron: WarmasterDan
Most Reckless Patron: WarmasterDan
Most Annoying Patron: WarmasterDan
Luckiest Patron: WarmasterDan
Smartest Patron: Genghis12

Most Likely To...

Takeover the EUC: Me!
Takeover Skylark's Cafe: ?
Takeover Sturm's Outlander Club: Me
Takeover Han's Deli: ?
Succeed in Life: Devi
Become a Moderator: me!
Get Banned For Nothing: Me. [face-cry]
Play Pranks w/ Socks: Me!
Disban the Senate: chiss_man
Be A Secret Imperial Loyalist: Jedi_Loon
Be A Secret Rebel Seperatist: WarmasterDan
Be A Secret Sith Follower: Devi
Be A Secret Jedi Follower: Me.
Be DarthAttorney's Sock: Genghis12
Be DarthAttorney's Yes-Man: Me!
Be Genghis12's Sock: DarthAttorney
Be Genghis12's Yes-Man: Me!
Get VIP Status: DVader316
Get Temporary Colors: Me! (I deserve them, damnit! )

 

Best Patron: well this is certainly open ended isn't it?
Funniest Patron: would this be someone who's actually funny or just thinks they are?
Most Serious Patron:
Prettiest Patron:
Handsomest Patron: mrslush50
Laziest Patron:
Most Reliable Patron: Bib Fortuna, Twe'lek
Most Respectable Patron:
Quietest Patron: i'm pretty sure no one has ever heard of the quietest patron
Loudest Patron:
Most Talkitive Patron: KenKenobi
Most Reckless Patron:
Most Annoying Patron:
Luckiest Patron:
Smartest Patron: LetoII


Takeover the EUC: WJFC
Takeover Skylark's Cafe:
Takeover Sturm's Outlander Club:
Takeover Han's Deli:
Succeed in Life:
Become a Moderator: Kwenn
Get Banned For Nothing: Jansons_Funny_Twin
Play Pranks w/ Socks: mrslush50 (do you know how many socks I have?!)
Disban the Senate: Lexu
Be A Secret Imperial Loyalist:
Be A Secret Rebel Seperatist:
Be A Secret Sith Follower:
Be A Secret Jedi Follower:
Be DarthAttorney's Sock:
Be DarthAttorney's Yes-Man: KenKenobi
Be Genghis12's Sock:
Be Genghis12's Yes-Man:
Get VIP Status:
Get Temporary Colors:

 

Alright..here I go.

Best Patron: Now that DA said they'd give "Best Patron" a title, I'm afraid to say...
Funniest Patron: Fire_Ice_Death (that "EU Book-A-Minute" stuff cracks me up )
Most Serious Patron: LetoII
Prettiest Patron: JacensGirl
Handsomest Patron: KenKenobi (you should see me IRL )
Laziest Patron: DarthAttorney
Most Reliable Patron: KenKenobi
Most Respectable Patron: DVader316
Quietest Patron: Lord_RJ
Loudest Patron: mrslush50
Most Talkitive Patron: KenKenobi (I frequently talk way too much in the EUDF Home Base )
Most Reckless Patron: WarmasterDan
Most Annoying Patron: TIEPilot051999
Luckiest Patron: Bib Fortuna, Twi'Lek (the guy has a gazillion posts! )
Smartest Patron: KenKenobi (seriously- ask me any question )


Takeover the EUC: KenKenobi
Takeover Skylark's Cafe: --
Takeover Sturm's Outlander Club: --
Takeover Han's Deli: --
Succeed in Life: JacensGirl (she's young, smart, and has a knack for writing that I doubt she even knew she had )
Become a Moderator: Kwenn
Get Banned For Nothing: Jansons_Funny_Twin
Play Pranks w/ Socks: mrslush50 (I can't even begin to imagine... )
Disban the Senate: lexu
Be A Secret Imperial Loyalist: Jedi_Satimber
Be A Secret Rebel Seperatist: jawamonkey
Be A Secret Sith Follower: Daughter_of_Yubyub
Be A Secret Jedi Follower: Jedi_Loon
Be DarthAttorney's Sock: lexu
Be DarthAttorney's Yes-Man: Genghis12
Be Genghis12's Sock: DVader316
Be Genghis12's Yes-Man: DarthAttorney
Get VIP Status: Kwenn
Get Temporary Colors: GrandAdmiralJello



Please no one kill me for my opinions. "I'm just a simple poster, trying to make my way on the JC...

Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

Most Annoying Patron: TIEPilot051999

Don't dis someone with twice as many posts as you do...Junior.

 

"The ability to post does not make one intelligent..."




Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

"The ability to post does not make one intelligent..."

That is so true.

Oh, wait...

 

Best Patron: NaboosPrincess
Funniest Patron: Jansons_Funny_Twin
Most Serious Patron: lexu
Handsomest Patron: CmdrMitthrawnuruodo
Most Reliable Patron: GrandAdmiralJello
Most Respectable Patron: GrandAdmiralJello
Quietest Patron: Calli
Loudest Patron: Fire_Ice_Death
Most Reckless Patron: Thok
Smartest Patron: GrandAdmiralJello


Takeover the EUC: GrandAdmiralJello
Become a Moderator: lexu
Play Pranks w/ Socks: Thok
Disban the Senate: CmdrMitthrawnuruodo
Be A Secret Imperial Loyalist: NaboosPrincess
Be A Secret Rebel Seperatist: GrandAdmiralJello
Be A Secret Sith Follower: Fire_Ice_Death
Be A Secret Jedi Follower: DarthAttorney
Be DarthAttorney's Sock: Darth_Ghast
Be DarthAttorney's Yes-Man: GrandAdmiralJello
Be Genghis12's Sock: Jansons_Funny_Twin
Be Genghis12's Yes-Man: lexu
Get VIP Status: CmdrMitthrawnuruodo
Get Temporary Colors: GrandAdmiralJello

 

Whoa that list hasn't been updated in a milenia.

 

Best Patron: DVader316
Funniest Patron: TIE
Most Serious Patron: Kwenn
Prettiest Patron: Skylark!!!
Handsomest Patron: No Comment
Laziest Patron: Jedi Master Ousley
Most Reliable Patron: Me, I've posted in the euc for 9 straight months since i last took a day off.
Most Respectable Patron: Kwenn
Quietest Patron: Friend of Skylark
Loudest Patron: Ken Kenobi
Most Talkitive Patron: TIE
Most Reckless Patron: TIE
Most Annoying Patron: Ken
Luckiest Patron: Me
Smartest Patron: Skylark

Most Likely To...

Takeover the EUC: Valyn
Takeover Skylark's Cafe: No on is taking the power away from me.
Takeover Bantha: Skylark's Jungle Cafe Militia
Takeover Han's Deli:
Succeed in Life: Me.
Become a Moderator: Dvader316
Get Banned For Nothing: Me
Play Pranks w/ Socks: Nichos Marr
Disban the Senate: Me
Be DarthAttorney's Sock:
Be DarthAttorney's Yes-Man:
Be Genghis12's Sock:
Be Genghis12's Yes-Man:
Get VIP Status:
Get Temporary Colors:

 

That's a lot of votes!

And Mitth, just so you know, if you show up with colours, someone could have a heartattack, like me.

 

Funniest Patron: TIE
Most Talkitive Patron: TIE
Most Reckless Patron: TIE

That's more like it.

 

Boba_Fett_123 And Mitth, just so you know, if you show up with colours, someone could have a heartattack, like me.

points at name Have a heartattack yet?

 

Best Patron: Darthvader316
Funniest Patron: Jedi Loon
Most Serious Patron: Skyelightrider
Prettiest Patron: Jedi_Sha
Handsomest Patron: Me
Laziest Patron: Darth_Attorney
Most Reliable Patron: GrandadmiralAxlrose
Most Respectable Patron:
Quietest Patron:
Loudest Patron:
Most Talkitive Patron: Warmaster Dan
Most Reckless Patron:
Most Annoying Patron:
Luckiest Patron: CptcorranHorn
Smartest Patron: GrandAdmiral Jello

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Most Likely To...

Takeover the EUC: Lexu
Takeover Skylark's Cafe: skylark
Takeover Sturm's Outlander Club: Valyn
Takeover Han's Deli:
Succeed in Life: Kwenn
Become a Moderator: Reaperfett
Get Banned For Nothing: Tiepilotwhateva the hell his number is
Play Pranks w/ Socks:
Disban the Senate: cmdrMithrawnudo
Be A Secret Imperial Loyalist:
Be A Secret Rebel Seperatist: Grand Admiral Jello
Be A Secret Sith Follower: Jedi Loon
Be A Secret Jedi Follower:
Be DarthAttorney's Sock:
Be DarthAttorney's Yes-Man:
Be Genghis12's Sock:
Be Genghis12's Yes-Man:
Get VIP Status:
Get Temporary Colors:

 

Best Patron: KenKenobi
Funniest Patron: KenKenobi
Most Serious Patron: Jedi Merkurian
Prettiest Patron: --
Handsomest Patron: --
Laziest Patron: --
Most Reliable Patron: KenKenobi (He's very helpful and always there to answer my and other people's questions )
Most Respectable Patron: DVader316
Quietest Patron: there's quiet people here?
Loudest Patron: DaRk_MaRa_LeGaCy (LOL)
Most Talkitive Patron: puppyglo
Most Reckless Patron: Wild_Karrde
Most Annoying Patron: mrslush50
Luckiest Patron: whoever can beat me at sabacc
Smartest Patron: Daughter_of_Yubyub

And the other category:

Most Likely To...

Takeover the EUC: KenKenobi being his sidekick, I know these things
Takeover Skylark's Cafe: me
Takeover Sturm's Outlander Club: --
Takeover Han's Deli: --
Succeed in Life: Daughter_of_Yubyub
Become a Moderator: Kwenn
Get Banned For Nothing: Jansons_Funny_Twin (I'll take your word for it )
Play Pranks w/ Socks: mrslush50
Disban the Senate: TIEPilot051999
Be A Secret Imperial Loyalist: Alion_Sangre
Be A Secret Rebel Seperatist: --
Be A Secret Sith Follower: TIEPilot051999
Be A Secret Jedi Follower: lightsaber_wielder
Be DarthAttorney's Sock: --
Be DarthAttorney's Yes-Man:--
Be Genghis12's Sock: --
Be Genghis12's Yes-Man:--
Get VIP Status: --
Get Temporary Colors: GrandAdmiralJello

Those are just my opinions, some are jokes...sorry if any of it offends any one cause I didn't mean to.
~JG

 

Not enough people are voting for me for most likely to get banned for nothing.

Need I remind you that I have been banned 12 times in the last year?

Or that I won this award last year, but was banned before I could accept the award?

 

Disban the Senate: TIEPilot051999



Be A Secret Sith Follower: TIEPilot051999

I don't think there's anything "secret" about that.

 

Tie! You didn't vote for me in anything!

 

You didn't vote for me in anything

Sorry, d00d.

I'd edit it, but I can't do that anymore.