The 2003 EUC Awards!! (Sponsored by the EUS)

Yeah, i'm defintley the funniest, which is why you voted for Ken-I-have-more-votes-than-you-kenobi for funniest

 

Alright, mates, let's start off this new page fresh.


Forget the controversy and everything- pretend it never happened. When lexu comes back with the tallied votes, we can just forget about all of the sock voting and the debating, and get on with the fun, which is really what this is about.

What do ya say?


On with the Awards Ceremony...!


Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

I move that votes for ken be DQ'd since he uses 25 pp

 

N_Y_J: Don't make me quote Dirty Harry again...


Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

NYJ: Hey, KK is funny and so are you and so are a lot of people around here. The awards shouldn't cause JC'ers to be hostile towards one another...I'm sure KK was just trying to make sure things were fair and hey, maybe he did get a little carried away but I'd like to think his intentions weren't selfish

Now...on with the awards ceremony!

 

Exactly what Jello said!


Jesus, I just agreed with Jello

 

I really dont want to start the whole argument again, and I'm sure lexu can fix this too, but there are more votes that should be disqualified, and those are votes made by posters that dont frequent the EUC. We have seen a few of those.

 

yes, that's true
*drools over Corran's icon*

 

The Patron Awards

Best Patron:
KenKenobi (8)

Funniest Patron:
Jansons_Funny_Twin (6)

Most Serious Patron:
SkyeLightrider (8)

Prettiest Patron:
lexu (5)
Ysanne_Isard (5)
JacensGirl (5)

Handsomest Patron:
CptCorranHorn (8)

Laziest Patron:
DarthAttorney (7)

Most Reliable Patron:
KenKenobi (9)

Most Respectable Patron:
DVader316 (6)

Quietest Patron:
JediSha (6)

Loudest Patron:
TIEPilot051999 (9)

Most Talkitive Patron:
KenKenobi (9)

Most Reckless Patron:
TIEPilot051999 (6)

Most Annoying Patron:
WarmasterDan (4)
TIEPilot051999 (4)

Luckiest Patron:
lexu (5)

Smartest Patron:
GrandAdmiralJello (11)


The following have been excluded for a) 2 months or less, b)sock, or c)non-EUCer

JacensGirl
DaRk_MaRa_LeGaCy
puppyglo
Rachel_Moonstar
Jada_Kraden
Scoot
Wes-Janson
Wall8

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[blockquote][b]KenKenobi said[/b][i] Only users registered in May and June don't count.[/i][/blockquote]

Wrong. It goes back to April. June is not overwith.

 

so you won.......wheres the 2000 credits you promised me if I voted for you? ?

 

I'll tally the "Most Likely To" awards tomorrow.

 

*pumps fist into the air*

Triumph!

*looks at the tallies again*

Triumph!

*looks again*

Triumph!





Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

Congragulations KK, and everyone else who won!!!

 

puppyglo: Thank you. Thank you very much.


Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

Much thanks to Mitth.

*thinks*

Wait... Unless this is just part of his plot to overthrow the EUS once again...



Luckiest Patron:
lexu (5)

Pfft, luck's got nothing to do with it. I bribe my way through life, the good ol fashioned way.

 

thanks much

no, lexu, its the WJFC thats plotting to....um, nothing [face_innocent]

 

Loudest Patron:
TIEPilot051999 (9)

Wow. I knew I was gonna sweep this.

Most Reckless Patron:
TIEPilot051999 (6)

That, too.

Most Annoying Patron:
WarmasterDan (4)
TIEPilot051999 (4)

Well, whatta know?! Helmet IS good for something!

 

where's the rest of them?!

 

[CmdrMitthrawnuruodo] I'll tally the "Most Likely To" awards tomorrow.
[/CmdrMitthrawnuruodo]

 

The Most Likely To Awards

Takeover the EUC:
WJFC (11)

Takeover Skylark's Cafe:
GRANDADMIRALAXLROSE (6)

Succeed in Life:
SecretSister (3)

Become a Moderator:
KenKenobi (12)
I guess we now know who will NOT become Moderator now.

Get Banned For Nothing:
Jansons_Funny_Twin (18)
This is a sign, JFT.

Play Pranks w/ Socks:
mrslush50 (11)

Disban the Senate:
GrandAdmiralJello (7)
You beat me by one! Muahahaha! Beware lexu!

Be A Secret Imperial Loyalist:
NaboosPrincess (4)
I guess Jello must be doing his job.

Be A Secret Rebel Seperatist:
GrandAdmiralJello (10)
Or maybe its NP thats doing hers?

Be A Secret Sith Follower:
Jedi_Satimber (3)

Be A Secret Jedi Follower:
flying_fishi (4)

Be DarthAttorney's Sock:
lexu (8)

Be DarthAttorney's Yes-Man:
GrandAdmiralJello (6)
I knew you were always a suck up!

Be Genghis12's Sock:
DVader316 (3)

Be Genghis12's Yes-Man:
DarthAttorney (5)
Kwenn (5)

Get VIP Status:
KenKenobi (6)

Get Temporary Colors:
GrandAdmiralJello (7)

The Golden Award

KenKenobi (5)
GrandAdmiralJello (5)

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ROFL@Jello's awards

 

Disban the Senate:
GrandAdmiralJello (7)
You beat me by one! Muahahaha! Beware lexu!

Beware of what? Pathetic attempts to overthrow the utopia I have created?

Rather rebellious of you two, isn't it?

Be DarthAttorney's Sock:
lexu (8)

[face_shiftyeyes]

 

*goes to the podium and accepts awards*

Thank you, thank you.

*waits for clapping to stop*

First of all I would like to thank the Force, for if it was for it I would not be alive today.

Second I would like to thank my family- Ben Kenobi, my hermit of a father, Momma Kenobi, my Hutt of a mother, and Ralph, our pool cleaner.

*everyone starts laughing*

That, uh, wasn't a joke. Thos really are my folks.

*crickets chrip and an owl hoots*

I didn't know crickets or owls existed in the Star Wars Universe. A ha ha ha...

*silence*

Ok that was a joke.

*someone throws up*

Ok, I'd also like to thank everyone who voted for me, for if it wasn't for you guys I wouldnt' be up here right now.

I'd like to thank my agent, Sam, my master, JMT, and JacensGirl, my sidekick, all of which should be thanking their lucky stars they ever MET ME!

*more silence*

Tough crowd, tough crowd..

Special thanks to TIEPilot051999 who, in an amazing display of prowess, made a fool of himself by using lame Spaceballs pictures and "Schwartzing" people. Another special thanks to YODA_SITH, who concluded the voting, lexu, for being one hot friggin' lady, Mitth, who tallied the votes, and countless other people who made this possible.

Thanks guys.


Oh, and one more thing...

*motions all of the cameras over to him*

Something to remember me by...

*kisses his golden award, whips around, and moons the crowd*

Mwa!

*more crickets chirp and someone faints*

Holy crap you guys, what the heck happened to you? Why don't you laugh? Did Jello put something in the drinks at the free Kool-Aid stand?

*sighs*

Ok, fine. I'll just leave.

*pig blood spills all over him*

What the?!

*people start laughing*

Arggh!

*the awards show turns into a cheap Star Wars version of Carrie as KenKenobi goes wild all over the place, burning up chairs, spraying people with fire hoses, and even blowing up Jello's car*


THE END


Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day