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in it, so that his
unbelievable sense of smell would
be lessened for a while
and his mouth with be
it many pieces of hard
candy. Wedge followed Luke and
felt a great disturbance in
his underpants, a presence he
had not felt since the
time he ate baked beans
that were coated with onions
from the swamps of planet
Onderon, where it is said
a new order of the
Mystical Bean Lords was based.
Long ago, before the Empire,
before the rise of Bane,
a great darkness covered the
plains of Naboo, where Tarpals
the Great ruled over all
of his minions, and made
beans and onions for every
holiday worthy of jowl wagging
but one holiday Tarpals didn't
feel like beans. He wanted
