Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by benknobi1, Dec 5, 2012.
death certificate so he returned
to the landing pad, where
he found a group of
small sentient trees talking about
the consistency of squirrel droppings
that were two inches by
several thousands of light years
in diameter. These droppings were
not considered edible by some
of the passerby, who were
mildly revolted by such things.
Instead, they turned on their
own families and viciously slaughtered
five small goats who had
dysentery. Meanwhile, the Imperial fleet
had crashed into a Wendy's
drivethru window attempting to order
some chicken nuggets via holoconference
, but couldn't contact Dave Thomas
to tell him that the
spicy chicken sandwiches were cold.
So instead, the fleet went
back out the way they
had not been able to
do in many, many years.