Games The 5 Word Story Game (Round Robin)

a merchant store on Tatooine

 

Where Watto was last seen

 

picking through the garbage can

 

Looking for republic credits but

 

found a motivator instead he

 

then polished his wings with

 

vigor and set off to

 

buy something girly for himself

 

because he wanted to. Meanwhile

 

Fett was looking in Lando's

 

landspeeder and found a picture

 

Leia in her slave outfit

 

At last he found proof

 

of how green Jawas always

 

come from blue and yellow

 

cows. This upset those who

 

thought all Jawas to be

 

rather scraggly creatures, since they

 

never lift their hoods around

 

their bottoms, but they sometimes

 

wack their heads in unison

 

This important new discovery signifies

 

that Darth Malak still likes

 

to be around sexually dressed

 

Twileks. Vader found this funny