The 7th EUC Golden Statue Awards - WINNERS HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCED!

Play Pranks with Socks

Evil_King_Wiggins (7)
Wes_Janson (6)
Rogue9-Horn (4)

you got that right.


Laziest Patron

Evil_King_Wiggins (7)
Dev_Binks (6)
Suzuki_Akira (5)

I guess the same 7 people who voted for me in both categories.

Most Evil Patron

Ceifer (9)
Evil_King_Wiggins (7)
Darth-Dispicable (2)

same 7 people again. it's a pity I didn't win.

Take over the EUC

Iron_Fist (13)
Evil_King_Wiggins (5)
Pelly-Welly (2)

it droped down to five.

Evil.

Hmmmm....

Luckiest Patron

Robal_Krahl (9)
Imperial_Hammer (8)
Codename_Targeter (2)



Not lucky enough I guess....

How can I not be lucky???..... I'm here and I'm only 5 months in..... no other newb has had my success....

Wisest Patron

Genghis12 (14)
GrandAdmiralJello (5)
Imperial_Hammer (0)



None??? None??? Lols... you people.... I swear.

At least I got one, but it's nothing to brag about. Boo!

I think my mistake is getting nominated for the same things as Jello while having a much smaller reputation.

best patron: Iron_Fist (13)

coughfixedcough

Be A Secret Rebel Separatist

GrandAdmiralJello (16)

We need to rename it the "Jello Award."

And it's all your fault that I keep winning that darned Imperial one.

No awards for me? I would be so upset if I had any pride.

I have a lot of pride... but I was only nominated for "nicest," so I ought to live up to the title and be nice.

Or not, I mean the voting IS over...

Congrats to all the winners (Nice job, Jellypums )

Meh. Better luck next time, I'm too much of a noob to really make a chance

I'm not sure if it's the icon or my rampant Imperialism, but people keep mistaking me for being scary.

Really, you don't even know me...

Oh, and cheers for the 'take over the world' award, I'll do my humble best to make such an accolade a reality.

I do however call rigged on the Golden Patron awards: who else but Jello will ever win the two 'biggest sycophant to NP' awards, aka 'NP's sock/yes-man'?

j/k Mister Wobble, ya know I love you.

NP: As soon as we start calling it the 'Jello Award,' he'll stop winning it. Look at the Jifty Award. Very sad to see the day Jifty doesn't win the Jifty Award.


[olbie rant]To think, great senior members of this fine forum, such as Fire and myself, simply snuffed... These newbies can't imagine the importance of their predecessors and the role we've played to shape the EUC. There wouldn't even be an Awards thread without us! Oh sure, there's the mods, and there's the founders, and there's the really old oldbies... but we made this forum, by damn! And yet we are shunned... Bah, ingrates, all of yins! Someday soon it'll be your turn to be chewed up and spit out by the next generation! And mark my words, you'll- ooh, time for Wheel of Fortune...[/oldbie rant]

New_York_Jedi (15)
Wes_Janson (3)
Rogue9-Horn (3)

All the N00bs votes are belong to me.

Traitor.

Hey, I didn't make them vote for me.

I only won an award cause I'm the only droid in the whole EUC.

I say we burn the younglings and strip their flesh!

Yeah!!!!




O crap, you would still consider me a nOOb. Damnit!

Do what to their flesh?

I am hoping that he means "feast on flesh", cause I sure aint gonna get into "flesh on flesh" action with any of you.

Don't act like you don't want me, cause I know that you do.

It has always been your mind that I loved.

EDIT: Damn markups

*Shifty eyes*

Good thing I'm an oldbie at heart then....

Right....?

*Backs away*

Cause well, my flesh.... hmmm... probably not too tasty....

Don't be shy, you'll taste just fine.

*runs*

Evil.

All this talk of cannibalism is making me hungry. I'm going to McDonalds for a quarter pounder.