Atlantic The ACG Court of Law

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  1. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    The accused: Adam
    His defense team: Tammy and warmasterdan
    Prosecuting attorney: me, although I'd like more on my team. :p
    Judges: The guys up in the bar with the colours. :p
    witnesses: don't know who they are yet. ;)
    The Media: Stakky and whoever else wants to join him.
  2. Stackpole_The_Hobbit Force Ghost

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  3. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Damn I should be a reporter too but I hate spam so much that I'll be the PA.
  4. WarmasterDan Jedi Grand Master

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  5. starwars6554 Force Ghost

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    What's the accused accused of doing? ?[face_plain]
  6. AT-ST_DRIVER Jedi Master

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    something i'm innocent of. :p
  7. The_Standmaiden Jedi Grand Master

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    Obviously not spamming, then. ;)

    Maybe burning NaCl? ( [face_laugh] That still kills me. :p )

    EDIT: Ahhhh! It was spamming! I'll join your team if you want, Tara. :p
  8. Daughter_of_Yubyub Force Ghost

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    Tara, count me in.

    YubYub and TG- Protecting fangirls from hormonally gifted fanboys since 2002
  9. Stackpole_The_Hobbit Force Ghost

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    This is Stackky with an exciting new development in the case of The People v. Princess Atty. The prosecution have acquired two new members for their side. The_Standmaiden and Daughter_of_Yubyub have signed on as prosecution attorneys. This is not a good sign for Princess Atty, who is being charged with spamming the Atlantic Canada General forum, specifically in a thread which was falsely entitled, 'This thread is NOT spam'.

    Also, another has joined Princess Atty's defence team. WarmasterDan, himself known to be a rather vocal advocate of spam, has decided he will assist Sar-Tamber-Lac in the Princess's defence.

    More on this story when I get around to making it up. Back to you, Reginald.
  10. The_Standmaiden Jedi Grand Master

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    He is also being suspected of rampant and wanton burning of the chemical NaCl ... *tries to fit that in as a secondary charge* And speaking bad French. And writing scary poems.
  11. WarmasterDan Jedi Grand Master

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    these accusations are so false, it almost makes you think Bush defeated the prezel with ease. The reason our friend OPPM is in place is to prevent spaming. His posts are not considered SPAM. They are very deep thinking posts, and are of higher quality of than 95% of the posts posted. He is innocent.
  12. Daughter_of_Yubyub Force Ghost

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    How far back can we go for evidence? :p

    YubYub and TG- Protecting fangirls from hormonally gifted fanboys since 2002
  13. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    I don't think there's a limit. We need witnesses. ;)
  14. Daughter_of_Yubyub Force Ghost

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    Well, we have all his old spam threads then. :p

    YubYub and TG- Protecting fangirls from hormonally gifted fanboys since 2002

    Die OPPM.
  15. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Who wants to be witnesses in a trial? For the Defense and the prosecuting team?
  16. C-3PX Force Ghost

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    If the glove doesn't fit you must hang him. :p
  17. AT-ST_DRIVER Jedi Master

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    hey! NaCl was NOT my idea. i was peer pressured into it.
  18. Stackpole_The_Hobbit Force Ghost

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    And now, the five o'clock report.

    Today, Princess Atty's defence attorneys met to discuss his case. This is what was said by Assistant Defence Attorney WarmasterDan, as he left the meeting:
    We're ****ed.

    In other news, Princess Atty issued a statement. We go to the video:
    hey! NaCl was NOT my idea. i was peer pressured into it.

    This of course, in reference to the secondary charges which are being discussed being brought against him.

    In other news, Pol Pot has blamed Princess Atty for the death of 1.7 million Cambodians. This charge is unlikely to be added, because of previous statements from Mr Pot saying, 'I killed 1.7 million Cambodians, go me!' as well as the fact that Mr Pot has been reportedly getting stir crazy under his sentence of house arrest. More on that when anyone cares.
  19. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Stakky, are working for the National Enquire.
  20. WarmasterDan Jedi Grand Master

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    Stakky's icon scares peoples. I can't have a reporter with pikachu.
  21. The_Standmaiden Jedi Grand Master

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    Tara, it's probably the Weekly World News. :p They have an article running now that says the WMDs have been found; and are in fact cloned dinosaurs! :eek:
  22. Stackpole_The_Hobbit Force Ghost

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    No, I do not work for WWN or the National Enquirer.

    I work for the Sun. :p
  23. DarthBabe Force Ghost

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    Well, that's a slight step up.
  24. AT-ST_DRIVER Jedi Master

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    Ummm... why aren't my lawyers defending me?
  25. WarmasterDan Jedi Grand Master

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    we have yet to see proof of his spamming by witnesses. If they do not present themselfs, I must say that this argument is false, and my defendant is innnocent.
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