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Discussion in 'Canada Discussion Boards' started by DarthBabe, Aug 22, 2003.

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  1. DarthBabe

    DarthBabe Jedi Master star 7

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    The accused: Adam
    His defense team: Tammy and warmasterdan
    Prosecuting attorney: me, although I'd like more on my team. :p
    Judges: The guys up in the bar with the colours. :p
    witnesses: don't know who they are yet. ;)
    The Media: Stakky and whoever else wants to join him.
     
  2. Stackpole_The_Hobbit

    Stackpole_The_Hobbit Jedi Master star 6

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    Media: Stackpole_The_Hobbit :p
     
  3. DarthBabe

    DarthBabe Jedi Master star 7

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    Damn I should be a reporter too but I hate spam so much that I'll be the PA.
     
  4. WarmasterDan

    WarmasterDan Jedi Knight star 6

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    how much is my pay?
     
  5. starwars6554

    starwars6554 Jedi Master star 6

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    What's the accused accused of doing? ?[face_plain]
     
  6. AT-ST_DRIVER

    AT-ST_DRIVER Jedi Padawan star 4

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    something i'm innocent of. :p
     
  7. The_Standmaiden

    The_Standmaiden Jedi Knight star 5

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    Obviously not spamming, then. ;)

    Maybe burning NaCl? ( [face_laugh] That still kills me. :p )

    EDIT: Ahhhh! It was spamming! I'll join your team if you want, Tara. :p
     
  8. Daughter_of_Yubyub

    Daughter_of_Yubyub Jedi Master star 6

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    Tara, count me in.

    [hl=pink]YubYub and TG- Protecting fangirls from hormonally gifted fanboys since 2002 [/hl]
     
  9. Stackpole_The_Hobbit

    Stackpole_The_Hobbit Jedi Master star 6

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    This is Stackky with an exciting new development in the case of The People v. Princess Atty. The prosecution have acquired two new members for their side. The_Standmaiden and Daughter_of_Yubyub have signed on as prosecution attorneys. This is not a good sign for Princess Atty, who is being charged with spamming the Atlantic Canada General forum, specifically in a thread which was falsely entitled, 'This thread is NOT spam'.

    Also, another has joined Princess Atty's defence team. WarmasterDan, himself known to be a rather vocal advocate of spam, has decided he will assist Sar-Tamber-Lac in the Princess's defence.

    More on this story when I get around to making it up. Back to you, Reginald.
     
  10. The_Standmaiden

    The_Standmaiden Jedi Knight star 5

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    He is also being suspected of rampant and wanton burning of the chemical NaCl ... *tries to fit that in as a secondary charge* And speaking bad French. And writing scary poems.
     
  11. WarmasterDan

    WarmasterDan Jedi Knight star 6

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    these accusations are so false, it almost makes you think Bush defeated the prezel with ease. The reason our friend OPPM is in place is to prevent spaming. His posts are not considered SPAM. They are very deep thinking posts, and are of higher quality of than 95% of the posts posted. He is innocent.
     
  12. Daughter_of_Yubyub

    Daughter_of_Yubyub Jedi Master star 6

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    How far back can we go for evidence? :p

    [hl=pink]YubYub and TG- Protecting fangirls from hormonally gifted fanboys since 2002 [/hl]
     
  13. DarthBabe

    DarthBabe Jedi Master star 7

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    I don't think there's a limit. We need witnesses. ;)
     
  14. Daughter_of_Yubyub

    Daughter_of_Yubyub Jedi Master star 6

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    Well, we have all his old spam threads then. :p

    [hl=pink]YubYub and TG- Protecting fangirls from hormonally gifted fanboys since 2002 [/hl]

    Die OPPM.
     
  15. DarthBabe

    DarthBabe Jedi Master star 7

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    Who wants to be witnesses in a trial? For the Defense and the prosecuting team?
     
  16. C-3PX

    C-3PX Jedi Master star 6

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    If the glove doesn't fit you must hang him. :p
     
  17. AT-ST_DRIVER

    AT-ST_DRIVER Jedi Padawan star 4

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    hey! NaCl was NOT my idea. i was peer pressured into it.
     
  18. Stackpole_The_Hobbit

    Stackpole_The_Hobbit Jedi Master star 6

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    And now, the five o'clock report.

    Today, Princess Atty's defence attorneys met to discuss his case. This is what was said by Assistant Defence Attorney WarmasterDan, as he left the meeting:
    [blockquote]We're ****ed.[/blockquote]
    In other news, Princess Atty issued a statement. We go to the video:
    [blockquote]hey! NaCl was NOT my idea. i was peer pressured into it. [/blockquote]
    This of course, in reference to the secondary charges which are being discussed being brought against him.

    In other news, Pol Pot has blamed Princess Atty for the death of 1.7 million Cambodians. This charge is unlikely to be added, because of previous statements from Mr Pot saying, 'I killed 1.7 million Cambodians, go me!' as well as the fact that Mr Pot has been reportedly getting stir crazy under his sentence of house arrest. More on that when anyone cares.
     
  19. DarthBabe

    DarthBabe Jedi Master star 7

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    Stakky, are working for the National Enquire.
     
  20. WarmasterDan

    WarmasterDan Jedi Knight star 6

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    Stakky's icon scares peoples. I can't have a reporter with pikachu.
     
  21. The_Standmaiden

    The_Standmaiden Jedi Knight star 5

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    Tara, it's probably the Weekly World News. :p They have an article running now that says the WMDs have been found; and are in fact cloned dinosaurs! :eek:
     
  22. Stackpole_The_Hobbit

    Stackpole_The_Hobbit Jedi Master star 6

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    No, I do not work for WWN or the National Enquirer.

    I work for the Sun. :p
     
  23. DarthBabe

    DarthBabe Jedi Master star 7

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    Well, that's a slight step up.
     
  24. AT-ST_DRIVER

    AT-ST_DRIVER Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Ummm... why aren't my lawyers defending me?
     
  25. WarmasterDan

    WarmasterDan Jedi Knight star 6

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    we have yet to see proof of his spamming by witnesses. If they do not present themselfs, I must say that this argument is false, and my defendant is innnocent.
     
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