The All-Purpose ~*Hotties*~ Thread (Big Brother Version)

That's from AI, isn't it? He was good in that one.

"Gigolo Joe, what-do-you-know?"

Yup! Now why can't there be pleasure robots like that in real life?
I loved Jude in that film... aside from being unbelievable looking, he is also a very talented actor.

I usually buy HQ magazine here and I'd like to share my favourite issue ever.

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As I've said before: I'd rather make out with him than with Roseanne Barr.

Who wouldn't? Just look at those eyes... Kerryn, THANK YOU!

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I know. Those eyes..... oh lord....

I thought I'd post one for the guys now:

Keira Knightley
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She played Sabé in TPM and more recently was in Bend it like Beckham. I'd MUCH rather make out with her that with John Goodman.

LOL. She's beautiful.

STILL!

I'd rather make out with:

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Why not make it interesting?

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Dirt-eh.

Well, as pretty as the other two are, they just pale before their sis.

Hehehehe... now, there's some good genetics if I've ever seen any (are we sure that they weren't specifically cloned for the entertainment industry? )

Is it just me, or does Keira Knightley look like Daniel Johns from Silverchair in that pic?

You like them, Meg? They do have a brother, you know, or so I heard.

Wanna see a pic of him?

I know, I'm the one who told you. And if I remember correctly, he doesn't exactly share their good genes (IMHO).

He appears to be the band leader, from what I've read. So he compensates, I guess.

I once heard The Corrs do a version of "The Long And Winding Road" by The Beatles, really beautiful.

That sounds like it could be quite haunting.

Girls ? this is the UGLIEST they could get Jude for Road to Perdition:

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I heard him complain in an interview once that his right ear was a bit of a jug-ear, unlike his left ear, and that it bothered him in pictures and films.

Which is funny, because I never noticed it. Marilyn Monroe used to hate seeing her own profile.

I don't know why he would complain about that... I think it gives his face character. Features that are too symmetrical are easy to forget.
Besides, I've heard him say that he doesn't like his "pretty boy" appearance, as he fears it will get him typecast. He wants more "gritty" roles, which is why he played the decaying hitman, Maguire, in Perdition.


I can see why Marilyn didn't like her profile... it wasn't even hers. Her nose was reshaped, her widow's peak was removed, and she even had a chin implant.

I don't know why he would complain about that... I think it gives his face character. Features that are too symmetrical are easy to forget.

Yes, that's what I always say. Sometimes you see these beautiful models in magazines, and their faces are just empty. I don't mean they're stupid, but they lack something that make you remember them; a unique feature. A face should never be perfect, because that's uninteresting.

I can see why Marilyn didn't like her profile... it wasn't even hers. Her nose was reshaped, her widow's peak was removed, and she even had a chin implant.

Yeah, I read that, too. There's also a story about a sixth toe, but that's rubbish. I do think she looked amazing when the end was near, though, during Something's Got To Give. Have you ever seen that one?

A face should never be perfect, because that's uninteresting.

Definitely. Part of the reason I think Natalie Portman has such charm is the fact that her teeth aren't completely straight.



I do think she looked amazing when the end was near, though, during Something's Got To Give. Have you ever seen that one?

I saw a large portion of it... I forget, was that film ever completed? I particularly remember the scene of her skinny dipping. What a water nymph!
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Amazing, wasn't it? She was pretty amazing, anyway.

But SGTG was never completed, she died during the shoots, re-shoots, re-re-shoots, et cetera. It was a big mess.

But I've got to run again, Meg. Talk to you soon!

She was, I respected her most for her intellect (I just wish she hadn't hid her genius).

Seeya, Casper! It was nice chatting.

Omigoodness, here's some bizarre news:

Jude Law, car thief?

You have to love the way that jerk complains that Jude "swore" at him. Uh, I would be pretty upset too if some twit accused me of auto theft.

So he didn't do anything against the law.

Ho ho ho!

Good thing his bodyguard isn't a law breaker.

Ho ho ho!

//audience laughs

Indeed, Kerryn, indeed!

Say, that reminds me of a story. I played golf with Jude once. He wore two shirts in case he got a hole in one!

//audience: silence

Yes, well, you may think that's funny, but I can tell ya he wasn't laughing, ha ha ha...