The "Ask Monkey a noob question and get an answer!" Thread (HUMOUR)

Not atleast on our part!

 

Well I shouldn't have questions as I have been on the boards for three years

 

True, but maybe it is our job as older members to ask them, even if we already know the answer as to help those whom are too afraid to ask .

 

Question to the 'nOOb'. How many newbies does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

 

whats a momkey? ?

 

Jedi_Daniel: "Question to the 'nOOb'. How many newbies does it take to screw in a light-bulb?"

1, and 30 Oldbies?

 

It was to the nOOb, nOOb.

 

Yeah, but he may need help

 

He.

 

do you prefer apple or cherry pie?

 

what is the Sith equivalent of padawan?

 

what is the Sith equivalent of padawan?

Apprentice

 

whats a Mod?

hummmm well a mod is one of many things that can be added to the list of long long past things that make no...well the long and short is Morgaine is a mod i am not Jedi_daniel(who i did not remember him so i thought that he was a mod )is not!


whats a momkey? :?|

YOu my friend you....er....YES!


what is the Sith equivalent of padawan?
well it all goes back to the days of JESSUMN teh greatwho was smart...to smart, or so the jedi kooks said. now JESSUMN teh great thought that he was the best(wich he was..kinda..sorta ok so he was almost the best! yeah lets say that)and so he was thinkin to him self one daywhat is the Sith equivalent of padawan?

he then found out in a bad way that MasterYodakoncelleryeahwas probing his mind...JESSUMN teh great was dead..so to this day i cant think of a better wayt to tell people what the Sith equivalent of padawan is.


Question to the 'nOOb'. How many newbies does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

wah huh me? i'd say 4.2 and a ex-mod


do you prefer apple or cherry pie?
both with a little bit 'o tea and candy to go with it all in a brown un-wrinkled bagie. and i like my cherrys and apples shaken for 10sec then stired for 12.8987sec.


MONKEY MAGIC

 

You don't remember me? I'm hurt.

 

You don't remember me? I'm hurt.

Its caus you got colors, now your a different man

 

what is the Sith equivalent of padawan?

Apprentice

so there isn't a special word for it? not even "sith-elect"?

 

Whats an apprintice? ? ?

 

so there isn't a special word for it? not even "sith-elect"?

Nope, they are merely referred to as Apprentice

 

If you think that's not special enough for you, use Sith Apprentice.

 

another question... who/what do "NBG" and "EU" stand for in episode 3 character/plot spoiler thingy?

 

How much tea is there in China, anyway?

 

You don't remember me? I'm hurt.

IM sorry!

another question... who/what do "NBG" and "EU" stand for in episode 3 character/plot spoiler thingy?
ask the buda toy in the corner.
How much tea is there in China, anyway?
well my calculations say some where around..4.2 no wait 666 tons per second pass thru china

 

EU stands for expanded universe just so ya know.

 

Here is one...

1.) What does SPICEMAM stand for?

 

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?