THE AUSSIE INVASION!

Can I have some cheese wizz?

 

*cracks open a beer* ahhhhhhhhh

 

*realises she is surrounded by some friendly broken glass and descending 9 floors at an uncomfortably high velocity*

 

*quickly puts a giant cushion under sith, saving her*

 

*sniffs petrol coffee again*

Hmm...I think there might be another ingredient in this...

*starts to feel dizzy from fumes*

Uh...opps...

*faints*

 

*quickly saves shara from falling on the ground too*

 

*flumpf*
Uh ... thank you. You saved me a great deal of medical bills ...
*proceeds to stalk around, still clutching her cheese wizz*

 

never mind the pillow, geckos always land on their feet, watch...

 

Well I'm going to stick this grenade up da queens fanny!

Its all about Respect

 

we girls must stick together!

 

*wakes up to find self lying on pillow*

In light of this great deed, I dub you the pillow knight of this invasion...

 

WOOHOO!

*gets out her pillow of pommyvanquishing*

 

Puts on burnt cork camoflague paint.....

 

Woo-hoo! That's the best pillow of all.

 

*hands Shara a pillow*

 

Woo-hoo! Pillow fight!
And then we can all do each other's hair! And read girly magazines!

*removes piece of brick from skull*

... WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!?! WHERE AM I!?!

 

Slowly steps into the Thames river.....


COLD COLD COLD COLD!!!

You win this round.....

 

*backs away from Sith warily*

 

No, no, Gecko! We're fighting the poms!

Pillows ready everyone?

 

can I have a pillow? I'm just gonna stay safe and lay on this couch...

 

*hold pillow at the ready*

 

*throws Sith and Gecko a pillow each*

 

Views Buckingham Palace with infra red googles.........

Guard Dogs, The Swiss Guard..... shouldnt be too much trouble.

 

Ready...aim...fire!

*throws pillow at nearest pom, then realises they're all asleep*

Drat...we need new weapons...

 

Ta, *puts pillow under head and resumes laying on couch*