THE AUSSIE INVASION!

hrm, they'll wake up soooooooooooon!

Then I shall call all my Irish relos and get them to join us!

 

Sith Magician, you disgust me.

 

Walks by the outside fence of Buckingham Palace.

Hey Look one of those Famous Guards who can't do anything!

Pokes Guard in the eye with the pointy end of a ice cream cone

Look hes ot doing anything, hehehehehe

Sticks afew more ice creams in the Guards hat before running inside Buckingham Palace........

 

*follows slavey into the palace, tribbles in tow*

 

What? you wanna take the poms on, you gotta get into their mode of thinking, I've read Andy Capp!
*stays on couch*

 

Runs back outside to the guard and sticks afew more ice creams in his face and kicks him in the balls and runs back into the palace.......

 

Hey, if anyone sees William, he's mine!

 

I'll tell Hadyn Shara

 

Can we share him Shara? Harry's a lil young yet...

 

We'll just take this here stair case up to the queens bedroom and *removed*.

 

mmm slavey, more amusing to stick half chewed jellybabies in her hair and smear her face with vegemite!

 

I'll share him as long as Sith Magician doesn't tell Hayden...

 

Good luck. Most of the post-ers in Ireland were Qlders.

 

Slavey, I'd be worried about you, if I at all cared

 

Deal Shara!

And I've got a lot of Irish in me so I can combat those!

 

And then...... PUKA!!!!

 

Slavey, you scare me...

 

Then we hold da queen for ransom for 48 hrs.

*removed*

 

Duct tape Slavey, the terrorists friend,

 

Uh...how about we get off this tangent, slavey?

*pauses invasion to remind everyone of the rating on this board*

So, uh...anyone for petrol coffee?

 

Duct tape good........

 

Petrol Coffee please

 

Petrol coffee? you're trying to kill me my next coffee and cigarette right?

 

Good on yea, slavey.

Here, take mine...I lost all taste for it after that petrol coffee marathon back in '92.

 

Mmmm, gas-o-licious ...