The 'Average Joe' Draft Trial Version (EF was taken to trial and won ... the draft)

When's the bash?

 

Don't know who you're talking about. I've got my own pick who would've been my first, but it's certainly not who you are thinking of.

Though if I were picking now, I'd definitely go villain. Not just because I'd like to try that sometime, but also because everyone seems to be picking nice guys (and girls) so far.

And I say we shave it down to twelve and expect people to meet the deadline or send in PMs. I don't think that's unreasonable.

 

One post away. Though...not sure when I will make it.

 

If you guys really want this changed then I guess we can. We will just change the time once we get through the first round, that way no one thinks they are getting ripped.

I hope cutting the time back so drastically doesn't just add more bumps instead of speeding things up.

 

?Brock Samson(Venture Brothers)
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Alright, fine crybaby. Tie him up and, I guess, gag him. But at the first sign of trouble I want you to at least break both his knees



Go team Venture!
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He was my other choice, but I like Cassie better.

 

Someone is very upset at you for that.

 

Well don't worry it isn't me.

Newly updated list just in!

Round 1
1. Inty - Sgt. Slaughter (Pork Chop Sandwiches!)
2. Talon - Batman (POW! WHAM!)
3. PRENN - Chewbacca (Graaahhhggghhhhh!)
4. Kiwi - Cassandra Cain (Ooh la-la)
5. EF/Luigi - Brock Samson (Crazy-Killa?)
6. TLI - ** ON THIS MIGHTY CLOCK YOU ARE **
7. BaSSiL
8. Eagle

Round 2

1. Eagle
2. BaSSiL
3. TLI
4. EF/Luigi
5. Kiwi
6. PRENN
7. Talon
8. Inty



The List


Jack Bauer (24)
Leonidas (300)
Ahmed (13th Warrior)
Alex DeLarge (A Clockwork Orange)
Syndey Bristow (Alias)
Ellen Ripley (Alien series)
Kurtz (Apocalypse Now/Heart of Darkness)
Jaguar Paw(Apocalypto)
Altair (Assassin's Creed)
Austin Powers (Austin Powers)
Dr. Evil (Austin Powers)
The Joker (Batman)
The Riddler (Batman)
Ra's Al Ghul (Batman Begins)
Wang Chi (Big Trouble in Little China)
Rick Deckard (Blade Runner)
Roy Batty (Blade Runner)
William Wallace (Braveheart)
Riddick (Chronicles of Riddick)
Dick Tracy(Dick Tracy)
Vincent (Collateral)
Conan the Barbarian (Conan series)
Spike Spiegal(Cowboy Bebop)
Jet Black(Cowboy Bebop)
Faye Valentine(Cowboy Bebop)
Vicious(Cowboy Bebop)
Chev Chelios (Crank)
Max Guevara (Dark Angel)
Dick Greyson(Nightwing)
John McClane (Die Hard)
Harry Callahan(Dirty Harry)
The Doctor (Dr. Who)
El Mariachi (El Mariachi trilogy)
Han (Enter the Dragon)
Lee (Enter the Dragon)
Snake Plissken (Escape From New York/L.A.)
Ash (Evil Dead series)
Evil Ash(Evil Dead series)
Tyler Durden (Fight Club)
Mal (Firefly/Serenity)
Jayne(Firefly/Serenity)
Zoe(Firefly/Serenity)
The Operative (Firefly/Serenity)
Joe (For a Few Dollars More)
Douglas Mortimer(For a Few Dollars More)
Duke(G.I. Joe)
Lady Jaye(G.I. Joe)
Storm Shadow (G.I. Joe)
Cobra Commander (G.I. Joe)
Tomax (G.I. Joe)
Xamot (G.I. Joe)
Baroness (G.I. Joe)
Destro (G.I. Joe)
Scarlett (G.I. Joe)
Flint (G.I. Joe)
Snake Eyes (G.I. Joe)
Zartan(G.I. Joe)
Seprentor(G.I. Joe)
Commodus (Gladiator)
Maximus Decimus Meridius (Gladiator)
Ollie Quinn(Green Arrow)
Gordon Freeman (Half Life)
Harleen Quinzel(Harley Quinn)
Clint Barton(Hawkeye)
Agent 47 (Hitman)
Nicholas Angel (Hot Fuzz)
Indiana Jones (Indiana Jones series)
Alec Trevelyan (James Bond Series)
Auric Goldfinger (James Bond Series)
Dr. Julius No (James Bond Series)
Francisco Scaramanga (James Bond Series)
James Bond (James Bond series)
Jaws (James Bond Series)
Oddjob (James Bond Series)
Tatsu (Katana)
Bill (Kill Bill)
Budd (Kill Bill)
Elle Driver (Kill Bill)
Gogo Yubari (Kill Bill)
O-Ren Ishii (Kill Bill)
The Bride (Kill Bill)
Vernita Green (Kill Bill)
Artorius Castus (King Arthur)
Cerdic (King Arthur)
Guinevere (King Arthur)
Lancelot (King Arthur)
Tristan (King Arthur)
Cynric(King Arthur)
Liu Jian (Kiss of the Dragon)
Jack Slater (Last Action Hero)
Capt. Nathan Algren (Last Samurai)
Katsumoto (Last Sumarai)
Leon (Leon)
Norman Stansfield (Leon)
Sam Gamgee (Lord of the Rings)
Boromir (Lord of the Rings)
Frodo Baggins (Lord of the Rings)
Aragorn (Lord of the Rings)
Gimli (Lord of the Rings)
Legolas (Lord of the Rings)
Mr. Goodkat (Lucky Number Slevin)
Slevin Kelevra (Lucky Number Slevin)
Arsène Lupin III(Lupin the Third)
Daisuke Jigen(Lupin the Third)
Goemon Ishikawa XIII(Lupin the Third)
Fujiko Mine(Lupin the Third)
Angus MacGyver (MacGyver)
Murdoc (MacGuyver)
Max Rockatansky (Mad Max)
Max Payne (Max Payne)
Jimmy Patterson (Medal of Honor Series)
Revolver Ocelot (Metal Gear Solid)
Raiden (Metal Gear Solid)
Olga Gurlukovich (Metal Gear Solid)
The Boss (Metal Gear Solid)
Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid)
Liquid Snake (Metal Gear Solid)
John Anderson (Minority Report)
Ethan Hunt (Mission Impossible)
Jane Smith (Mr. and Mrs. Smith)
John Smith (Mr. and Mrs. Smith)
Michael Holt(Mr. Terrific)
Mickey Knox (Natural Born Killers)
Mallory Knox (Natural Born Kille

 

Oops.

 

It is so obvious who this man is talking about. I 100% completely agree with him. If HE is not chosen in the first round, it's an absolute disgrace. Zizz <3

 

Alright, going for fun here, let's see how he'll do.

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"The name's Bond. James Bond."

 

Well that was a major surprise EF. Didn't see it coming at all.

 

If it is who I think it is...it was going to be my second choice

 

Was? Already off the board, then?

 

I haven't really looked thoroughly through the list, but I'm pretty curious. Perhaps not the best, or even pickable, but should've gone first? Hm.

 

I'm curious as well, though I'll be greatly amused if it turns out that they're thinking of two different people.

 

So I really hope a certain someone falls to me in the second.

I was thinking it was totally definitely for sure not going to happen, but now there's a glimmer of hope.

 

In other news, now is the time to go evil. We've only got three teams left, and one of them had better be bad.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6MVKnU-UJA

The Ultimate Action movie lines

There is some mild language but I have seen the Red Band trailer for AVP:R posted here so this should be fine

 

I've got me some PMed picks force after BaSSiL picks. Hopefully he'll be along shortly because I am leaving soon to help move my cousin out of his dorm and go shopping.

If not I'll be back before too long.

 

AUGH! Man On Fire! How could I forget Denzel?!

 

In that youtube video where is the scene where the women is holding the girl and tells the bad guy that he is going to die and she is going to watch it happen. That is pretty badass

 

If he shows up while you're gone and then leaves before you get back I'll PM my picks in so everything moves along quickly.

 

Because Cassie is gone, I'm going to have to fall to who I was going to pick in the second. Because I was sure he would fall to me. I mean, not many would look to this series I don't think. And he's so very far down the list. And his name is spelled wrong. But now I want to grab him because, at the time, I thought EF was my only opposition for Cassie. So, I'm going to start off with the ultimate charismatic leader. He does talk an omniscient god into ignoring his past transgressions and choosing his side in the "end". He's at so peak a human physical and mental level as to almost be superhuman. Most chosen with this feat so far have been able to dodge bullets from close range. This man's reflexes are so honed that he can catch a bullet at close range. And intelligence? In his universe he's the smartest man in the world, of course...to do what he did he'd have to be. We choose:

Adrian Veidt (Watchmen) otherwise known as Ozymandias (Watchmen)
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'Do it?' Dan, I'm not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago.

 

Alright my turn. Gonna take Dick Grayson (Nightwing)

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and El Mariachi (El Mariachi Trilogy)

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