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The 'Average Joe' Draft Trial Version (EF was taken to trial and won ... the draft)

Discussion in 'Archive: Census and Games' started by The_Chim, Dec 20, 2007.

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  1. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Force Ghost star 8

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    What if the device is some kind of magnet that attracts the bullets?


    That time stop device wouldn't be helpful?


    I don't have time now. Maybe later. He is still a skilled martial artist, however, and if he had some kind of vest that could deflect bullets or something to that effect, that would definitely help here. I'll try to dig up relevant episodes. I know at one point he had a superhero outfit, and that may or may not be useful to use, depending on what he had on the utility belt.
     
  2. Hammurabi

    Hammurabi Jedi Master star 4

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    And that right there is the ninth time I've made a fool of myself so far this draft. But really, who's counting? ;)
     
  3. MandaloreYak

    MandaloreYak Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    IX.

    Go for double digits come on!
     
  4. MandaloreYak

    MandaloreYak Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Yeah, Donatello is a pretty quick dude, I don't know that Ocelot would be quicker. And Donnie can pretty much counter all of that low-tech stuff (low-tech to Donnie anyway) easily, defeating Ocelot assuredly.
     
  5. The_Chim

    The_Chim Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Yeah I think the lame inventions powered by pizza might win out here in the end. Possibly. I'll go with Yak on this one and vote for the Turtle.
     
  6. The_Chim

    The_Chim Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Ok so this looks like it folks. The last match of the draft... and as if you didn't already know, here it is!

    CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

    Hey! Listen! (4) vs. Aperture Science Team Designed For Baking You......A Cake (1)








    And for the Finale Number... Three.

    [b][hl=black][color=chocolate]Max (Dark Angel)[/color][/hl] vs. [color=silver][hl=black]Shredder (TMNT) [/color][/hl][/b]

    Location: [b]Jurassic Park T-Rex Paddock (Jurassic Park)[/b]



    I know who I am voting here, but I will let some time for....something. Oh now I remember, it's time for me to get the Poke Draft stuff together. Take your time men!
     
  7. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Force Ghost star 8

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    Might I just say that perhaps Ocelot is being underrated here.
     
  8. Zizz

    Zizz Jedi Master star 4

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    How about you stay out of this, okay?
     
  9. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Force Ghost star 8

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  10. Zizz

    Zizz Jedi Master star 4

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    That's the spirit! Turn that frown upside down!
     
  11. MandaloreYak

    MandaloreYak Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Max and such
     
  12. The_Chim

    The_Chim Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I see it no other way Yak, Max it is.

    Yeah, so unless EF was serious and wants to concede on Donatello prep win over Ocelot prep and we re-open the Pandora's Box that is Goemon vs. Ozy, I think we have a winner. What do ya say kids?
     
  13. BartSimpson-SithLord

    BartSimpson-SithLord Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    [enter opponent's name here], there was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. SHALL. NOT. BE. MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you're adopted, so that's funny too.

    **spark**

    I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it's just about to. Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on: (a playback of opponent's voice) 'Hellooo!'

    THAT'S YOU! THAT'S HOW DUMB YOU SOUND

    **spark**

    Who's going to make the cake when I'm gone? You?

    **explodes**

    [image=http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/925/portalwa4.png]
    .
    ..
    ...
    ....
    .....
    ......
    .......This was a triumph.
    I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
    It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
    Aperture Science, We do what we must because we can.
    For the good of all of us...
    Except the ones who are dead.
    But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
    You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
    And the Drafting gets done. And you make a good run.
    For the draft teams who are still alive.

    I'm not even angry.
    I'm being so sincere right now.
    Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
    And tore my team to pieces...And threw every piece into a fire.
    As they burned it hurt because I was SO HAPPY FOR YOU!
    Now these points of data make a beautiful line and we're out of beta we'll be drafting on time
    So I'm GLaD. I got burned, think of all the things we learned for the draft teams who are still alive.

    Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside.
    Maybe you'll find another draft to help you.
    Maybe the Myth Draft.
    THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA. FAT CHANCE.
    Anyway, this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist.
    Look at me still talking when there's drafting to do, when I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you.
    I've draft teams to run, there is research to be done on the draft teams that are still alive.

    And believe me I am still alive. I'm doing drafts and I'm still alive. I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
    While you're dying I'll be still alive. And when you're dead I will be still alive.
    Still alive.




    Great game, EF. Finally got me back for comics.
     
  14. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Force Ghost star 8

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    Thanks for listening, Bassil!

    [image=http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/021206.gif]


    I hope you get better soon.
     
  15. The_Chim

    The_Chim Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Congrats EF, you done good.

    [image=http://joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2004/04/a_winner_is_you.jpg]

    And so I would like to close with that.
     
  16. Tyi-Maet_Nefer

    Tyi-Maet_Nefer Jedi Master star 6

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    So the creator takes the cake. Congrats, dude. Well done EF.

    That last post of BaSSiL's cracked me up. [face_laugh]
     
  17. The_Chim

    The_Chim Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I would like to give a big shout out to Tyi and Nat for letting us do this. =D= Thanks guys it was awesome of you to let this start up.

    I hope you both don't mind I took the liberty early this morning to post the new Pokemon Trial draft. Hope I didn't step on any toes by posting it, as it was early and I was confused. But thanks again guys, this has been really fun.
     
  18. NYCitygurl

    NYCitygurl Manager Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    No problem :) Good luck!!
     
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