The Bashers' Sanctuary Strikes Back

Discussion in 'The Phantom Menace' started by Binary_Sunset, Mar 23, 2002.

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  1. JenX Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jul 26, 2002
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    DrEvazan, you obviously can't handle your champagne; it makes you break out in awful puns that would be to corny to put in a Carry On film!

    :p


    Wow, champagne really makes me type fast! Must remember this when I go back to Uni in September!

    [face_laugh]
  2. Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 31, 2002
    star 6
    Dr E,

    You should be ashamed of yourself! ;) You know Durwood's only an apprentice! :p

    Jen-X,

    Hey, watch where you're waving the champagne! My Jedi robes are made of silk and it'll stain!

    Lady Sami
  3. JenX Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jul 26, 2002
    star 3
    Must.Hold.Champagne.Closer.To.Mouth.To.Prevent.Staining.Jedi.Robes.


    And, Hey! Stop picking on Durwood, you mean bashers!!!

    **Hugs Durwood**

    What's a "Durwood" anyway? Is it your name? A place? Some obscure SW character?

    I need to know!






  4. Binary_Sunset Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Oct 28, 2000
    star 5
    JenX, I don't know exactly when the Sanctuary will be reopened. All I know is that it will be tonight (USA time). I'm looking forward to it! :D
  5. gezvader28 Force Ghost

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    Mar 22, 2003
    star 4
    Jen X-
    <----LOTR and Matrix fan (I've seen MR four times now, love it to pieces..

    Reloaded is incredible, I love it, and I appreciate M1 even more after watching Reloaded.

    Plus - I adore Trinity, she's like Emma Peel, Leia and Ripley all rolled into one. Ohh - a Goddess! :)


    g
  6. JenX Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jul 26, 2002
    star 3
    Oh man, I'm in England! It's like... 3:00 am over here! I'm having to drink this stuff really quickly cos it's boiling hot over here and warm champagne is nasty!


    This is torture!!
  7. gezvader28 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Mar 22, 2003
    star 4
    So which version of the Sanctuary is this?

    The 2nd?

    How many pages did the other one reach?
    Why was it closed?

    "The Sanctuary is older than you know...."

    "At midnight tonight there will be a shift change....."

    "Only the One can open the door...."

    g
  8. Punisher Jedi Master

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    Oct 20, 1998
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    Duuude! This is seriously giving me a bad feeling.... how are we to know someone didn't hack into Binary's account and this isn't a big trap?! :_|
  9. Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi Force Ghost

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    Jul 31, 2002
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    Jen-X,

    Warm champagne? That's as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!

    10 extra basher points to the basher who can name the movie and the character who says the line!

    Lady Sami
  10. Patrick Russell Jedi Master

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    Jul 9, 1998
    star 4
    What's a "Durwood" anyway?

    Wait a sec'... is that a "Bewitched" reference??
  11. Patrick Russell Jedi Master

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    Jul 9, 1998
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    "Warm champagne? That's as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!"


    That would be James Bond having a fuddy-duddy moment in Goldfinger, I believe.

  12. Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi Force Ghost

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    Jul 31, 2002
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    Patrick,

    That would be my guess, yes. Darrin was always being called "Durwood" by Endora, his witchy mother-in-law!

    But, let's see what Durwood says. BTW, what does your user ID mean?

    Lady Sami
  13. Patrick Russell Jedi Master

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    Jul 9, 1998
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    MY user ID? Which bit, my name, or my signature line?
  14. Quixotic-Sith Manager Emeritus

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    Jun 22, 2001
    star 6
    And so, it is my sorry duty to close this current Sanctuary. It has been an excellent thread, and has built a strong community with few equals on these boards.

    I would like to do a few parting credits, by popular request:

    <center>

    <h3>The Basher's Sanctuary Strikes Back</h3>

    Written and Directed by

    <b>BinarySunset</b>
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    Based on a story by

    <b>George Lucas</b>

    and

    <b>Rick McCallum</b>
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    With no blame whatsoever going to

    <b>Gary Kurtz</b>
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    Starring

    <b>BinarySunsent
    Darth-Stryphe
    hawk
    Quixotic-Sith
    gezvader
    PatrickRussell
    stonejedi
    Daughter_Of_TheForce
    Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi
    Loco_for_Lucas
    Punisher
    Rebel_Scumb
    DrEvanzan
    JenX
    CeeJay
    TheAnointedOne
    JohnWilliams00
    yodaschum
    VCT
    Durwood
    Go-Mer-Tonic
    George15
    strilo
    SomeRandomNerd
    Malthus
    Rabid_Balding_Ewok
    Oakessteve
    TadjiStation
    Elfstar
    slavegirl</b>
    .
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    With guest appearances by

    <b>Too many folks to list here</b>
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    Soundtrack available in local record stores

    Featuring:

    <b>"The Phantom Edit"

    by

    TrueJedi</b>
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    and

    <b>"The Characterization Sucked"

    by

    Quixotic-Sith</b>
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    and

    <b>"The Acting Was Wooden"

    by

    Pretty much everyone</b>
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    and

    <b>"Movie (x) was better than TPM"

    by

    Pretty much everyone</b>
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    and

    <b>"***** ALL YOU BASHERS"

    by

    Various and sundry trolls</b>
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    <b>(c) 2003
    Copyright 2003</b>
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    <b><font face="Arial, Garamond, Times" color="blue">"I love you, Bashers Sanctuary"</font>

    <font face="Arial, Garamond, Times" color="green">"I know."</font></b>

    </center>

    See y'all on the flipside.
  15. Quixotic-Sith Manager Emeritus

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    Jun 22, 2001
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  16. Quixotic-Sith Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jun 22, 2001
    star 6
    Er, kinda. The thread is re-opened, but it isn't appearing at the top of the forum.
  17. Strilo Manager Emeritus

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    Aug 6, 2001
    star 8
  18. G-FETT Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 10, 2001
    star 7
    [face_laugh] I love it that the old Sanctuary is back in buisness. I wonder how many will come back and say Hi? :D
  19. Jedi_Keiran_Halcyon Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 17, 2000
    star 6
    Have the gushers really gotten so bad that this place is necessary again?
  20. SithStarSlayer Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Oct 23, 2003
    star 6
    Yes.

    ***

    And for reopening? YESSS!!
    I lurked for years following the original Sanctuary, and then TBSSB.
    Guaranteed that Go-Mer-Tonic, ShaneP (and maybe even Stryfe) stops by at least one more time.:p

    And what ever happened to Hawk and Ree Yees?[face_laugh]

    "This will be a day long remembered by the Bash-Empire."

    ***

    I'm soo excited by this that I forgot to bash something!
  21. SithStarSlayer Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Oct 23, 2003
    star 6
    Sorry 4 the double, but I'm shocked Strilo still hasn't edited out the bait. Even if it is over a hundred years old.




    Kidding.
  22. halibut Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 27, 2000
    star 8
    Yay! Might keep things quiet in Saga for a bit ;)
  23. Strilo Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Aug 6, 2001
    star 8
    SSS you are a funny son of a gun... :p
  24. Hernalt Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 29, 2000
    star 2
    In case of students, historians or researchers of internet film forums, some scraps of the titanomachia are archived.

    http://officialtpmbashersboard40038.yuku.com/forums/8/t/Scrapbook.html?page=23
  25. ShaneP Ex-Mod Officio

    Member Since:
    Mar 26, 2001
    star 6
    Well I woke up this morning and had breakfast. I showered and dressed for work and...

    ...oh sorry wrong thread.

    Basher's Sanctuary? Never heard of it.


    :p

    Are my eyes deceiving me? Is this the actual sanctuary open for business or some overdone CG illusion from the prequels that moves unnaturally and for no good reason?

    This must be some leftover digital projection from AOTC.

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