Phx THE BATTLE THREAD

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  1. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    This thread is dedicated to BATTLE

    Bring your weapon of choice. :D

    Rules: There are no rules but try to keep it PG ;)

    LET THE BATTLE BEGIN
  2. Jedi_Knight_Whi-Ral Jedi Master

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    Hiding in the bushes...Meg watches as Duron posts the thread...

    MMMM...a victim.....

    [face_devil]

    Which weapon should I use first?

    Hmmmm...
  3. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    While JKW is pondering her choice of weapons Duron pulls out his water cannon, already filled, and blasts her. :p
  4. VoidDancer Jedi Grand Master

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    Void Helps JKM up off the ground....and slips the bag of ice down the back of her jumpsuit.
  5. Jedi_Knight_Whi-Ral Jedi Master

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    SHRIEK!!

    Void!

    Ripping off the jumpsuit to rid herself of the ice Meg dives at Void whacking him with a boffer!

    HEE HEE!

    Oh, by the way I am wearing something under that jumpsuit! ;)
  6. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    I was about to comment on that JKW ;)

    Master Duron pulls a secret weapon from his utility belt, a banana peal and throws it at JKW causing her to slip. [face_devil]
  7. Sistine Jedi Master

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    Sistine comes down from the tree bellowing a war cry... "To Arms!!!To Arms!!!"

    She looks at her brother, knowing his weakness and begins her approach. Lifting her left hand to begin her attack she glances at...her watch.

    "Oh! time to go home..."

    She picks up her bag of tricks and departs for the ranch!
  8. Jedi_Knight_Whi-Ral Jedi Master

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    WOOOPS!

    Luckily I have my trusty butt-pillow that inflates upon a slip!

    Meg lands gently on the pillow..deflates it with the push of a button and turns on Duron with...

    a nice de-pants move!

    HEE HEEE HEEEEE! Look everyone Duron's wearing UNDEROOS! WOO HOO!

    [face_devil]
  9. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    I have never worn underoos in my life. :p

    Plus I only wear boxers :D
  10. Jedi_Knight_Whi-Ral Jedi Master

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  11. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    Master Duron looks at his watch also and realizes that it is time to head back to Kessel, pulls up pants ;) and heads home.
  12. MexChewie Jedi Master

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    First rule of Mud Fight Club:

    You don't talk about Mud Fight Club.
  13. Jedi_Knight_Whi-Ral Jedi Master

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    Throw some mud at me as HARD as you can! [face_devil]

    (Never saw Fight Club, but I remember something in the previews like that. 8-})

    I bet you're all wondering what I'm wearing under that jumpsuit! :D ;)

    (or not! 8-})
  14. Diesel_Dave Jedi Master

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    First rule of Mud Fight Club:

    You don't talk about Mud Fight Club.


    Shame on you MexChewie for not posting that in the rules thread :mad:

    Shame Shame!



    :p
  15. Diesel_Dave Jedi Master

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    I bet you're all wondering what I'm wearing under that jumpsuit!

    We all know it's a Wonder Woman costume! :p
  16. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    Master Duron does a quick fly by to see if anybody is in the arena.

    Nobody to play with :(

    MD flips a (ahem) and heads out.
  17. Lucky_Charms Jedi Master

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    First rule of Mud Fight Club:

    You don't talk about Mud Fight Club.

    Shame on you MexChewie for not posting that in the rules thread


    I did...only a little different. :(
  18. Jedi_Knight_Whi-Ral Jedi Master

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    We all know it's a Wonder Woman costume

    Actually no.... :D

    Ask Greedo, Mobius, & Duron about the picture they found at RL in the magazine for my Lady Vader costume... [face_devil]

    It's small, it's black and it's very devilish! [face_devil]

    HEE HEE!
  19. Sistine Jedi Master

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    Sistine arrives back to the party.

    Tumbleweeds blow across the dusty street...she stands poised, hand near the trigger of her bubble laughter gun...

    Insert the Good the Bad and the Ugly music here

    "So, we all meet again...let's do this"
  20. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    In a blurr, Master Duron runs through the battle field, slapping a shaving cream filled balloon in Sistines face, and then disappears into the fog.

    :D

  21. Sistine Jedi Master

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    Sistine screams in both shock and fustration...


    "Oh, Durun you will get your due..." she mutters
  22. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    Duron creeps back into the battle field trying to see his damage

    This is probably not a good idea. ;)
  23. Sistine Jedi Master

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    Sistine stood there, her head covered in shaving cream. The look on her face was grim...yet a small smirk could be seen under the pile of white goo...


    "You think to sneek attack, this is no battle that can be solved with our knowledge of balloon tactics...we must solve this with hand to hand combat. Come, the jello awaits."
  24. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    MMMMMM Jello. :) Bring it on! Oh yeah, what flavor. ?[face_plain] Because if its lime I am leaving right now. :p
  25. Sistine Jedi Master

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    No, I would never use Lime...No this is Raspberry Fizz Jell-O!
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