THE BATTLE THREAD

Discussion in 'Phoenix, AZ' started by Master_Duron, Aug 28, 2002.

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  1. Master_Duron Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 29, 2002
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    Raspberry Fizz Jell-O ?[face_plain]

    Never heard of it. Alright I will give it a try.

    Duron crouches down into a fight position.

    Bring it on sista! ;)
  2. Sistine Jedi Master

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    Apr 28, 2002
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    Sistine begins to approach him slowly, her movements almost cat like...meow then she pounces
  3. Mara_Jade_AZ Jedi Knight

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    Mar 8, 2002
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    MJA comes running onto the battlefield from behind Duron swinging a bucket of honey over her head and doing a Xena-like battle cry. With the flick of the wrist she sends the honey flying in a thick golden wave at Sistine

    MJA

  4. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    Apr 29, 2002
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    ...as Sistine pounces Duron pulls a Ambrosia salad mold from behind his back and holds it up in self defense.
  5. Sistine Jedi Master

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    Apr 28, 2002
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    SSSPPPLLLOOOOOOTTTTT!!!!

    **OOOOOHHHHH!!!The stickiness!!!** still in her pounce she lands on MD


    STICK!!! [face_shocked] Now I am stuck.
  6. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    ooooops

    Sistines head is stuck in the center of the mold. :D
  7. Mara_Jade_AZ Jedi Knight

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    Now....where did I put the feathers?

    *MJA searches for her battle bag of feathers which she seems to have dropped during her charge*

    MJA
  8. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    MJA I think you left the feathers with the whips and handcuffs that were used last night. OOps wait PG thread.. scratch all that [face_blush]
  9. Kirana_T Jedi Master

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    May 28, 2002
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    /Feathers fly from my trusty pillow-saber, pulled out of storage/

    WHACK!!! WHACK!!! WHACK!!!


    I got you all!! [face_devil]
  10. Mara_Jade_AZ Jedi Knight

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    Mar 8, 2002
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    Aw man. Does that mean I have to go all the way back to your house to get them?!

    MJA runs back in the direction she had come to retrieve the long lost feathers

    MJA

    PS time to scoot. BBL.
  11. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    Apr 29, 2002
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    Duron looks at MJA departing off into the distance and stares back at the two other women surrounding him

    UH OH!

  12. Sistine Jedi Master

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    Apr 28, 2002
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    Sistine distracted a moment by being assigned to the front desk, decides to let everyone know just what she has gotten herself into!!!


    Ingredients:
    1 (8 ounce) container frozen whipped topping, thawed
    2 1/2 cups shredded coconut
    1/2 cup chopped walnuts
    1 (8 ounce) can fruit cocktail, drained
    1 (8 ounce) can pineapple chunks, drained
    1 (11 ounce) can mandarin oranges, drained
    3 cups miniature marshmallows
    1 (10 ounce) jar maraschino cherries, drained (optional)
    1 teaspoon ground nutmeg
    1 teaspoon ground cinnamon



    In a large bowl, combine the whipped topping, coconut, chopped nuts, fruit cocktail, pineapple, mandarin oranges, marshmallows, cherries, nutmeg and cinnamon. Mix together well and refrigerate for 30 to 45 minutes.
  13. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    Apr 29, 2002
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    Master Duron realizes his is in deep poodoo and tears out of the arena
  14. DarthArdath Jedi Padawan

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    Aug 27, 2002
    Seeing the right moment, Ardath springs from the bushes runs and smacks Sistine on the rear! and then dives back in to the shrubs


    [face_shocked] That's going to leave a mark!
  15. Kirana_T Jedi Master

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    May 28, 2002
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    That's right M_D, be afraid!! Be very afraid. [face_devil]

    Nooooo!!!! Not fruit salad!!! That is sinking really low, Sistine! :D

    /deploying anti-fruit shield/
  16. Sistine Jedi Master

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    Apr 28, 2002
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    Hey, is all this stuff good for my hair???
  17. grandmoffroaklin Jedi Padawan

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    Aug 29, 2002
    Grand Moff Roaklin arrives pilotinga n Imperial AT-ST walker.

    "Greetings, as of right now you are all under arrest."
  18. Sistine Jedi Master

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    "Ha!, Just try and arrest me AT-ST boy" 8-}

    Sistine activates her bubble cloaking device and disappears behind a wall of soap sphere's
  19. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    Duron runs out from behind some bushes and pops Sistine's bubble :p

    Sorry couldnt help it ;)
  20. Sistine Jedi Master

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    Apr 28, 2002
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    You burst my what!!!
  21. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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  22. Jedi_Knight_Whi-Ral Jedi Master

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    Jun 30, 2002
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    Trying to quietly enter the battlefield proves difficult...the leather of her outfit is betraying her...

    creak, creak

    Damn tight fitting leather corsette!

    Ah well, it matters not...


    SCREAMING, Meg launches herself throught the air and sprays everyone with her magnificent KISS KISS 2000!

    Lipstick flies,

    Kisses land on cheeks of all kinds...

    The smoochiness...the smoochiness! [face_devil]
  23. Master_Duron Jedi Master

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    Master Duron stumbles as he recovers from all the kissing

    Now this is my kind of battle ;) :D [face_devil]
  24. MexChewie Jedi Master

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    Apr 19, 2002
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    Mexchewie screams, but screams of joy at being hit by the power of Meg's Kiss weapon.

    I am powerless to resist you, what is thy bidding? [/kneels]
  25. Sistine Jedi Master

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    Apr 28, 2002
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    Well I had a few ideas but I am trying to keep this kid friendly... :D


    Sistine laughs and dances about the kisses raining from the skies above...

    "Hey, they tickle..."



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