Phx THE BATTLE THREAD

Raspberry Fizz Jell-O ?

Never heard of it. Alright I will give it a try.

Duron crouches down into a fight position.

Bring it on sista!

 

Sistine begins to approach him slowly, her movements almost cat like...meow then she pounces

 

MJA comes running onto the battlefield from behind Duron swinging a bucket of honey over her head and doing a Xena-like battle cry. With the flick of the wrist she sends the honey flying in a thick golden wave at Sistine

MJA

 

...as Sistine pounces Duron pulls a Ambrosia salad mold from behind his back and holds it up in self defense.

 

SSSPPPLLLOOOOOOTTTTT!!!!

**OOOOOHHHHH!!!The stickiness!!!** still in her pounce she lands on MD


STICK!!! [face_shocked] Now I am stuck.

 

ooooops

Sistines head is stuck in the center of the mold.

 

Now....where did I put the feathers?

*MJA searches for her battle bag of feathers which she seems to have dropped during her charge*

MJA

 

MJA I think you left the feathers with the whips and handcuffs that were used last night. OOps wait PG thread.. scratch all that

 

/Feathers fly from my trusty pillow-saber, pulled out of storage/

WHACK!!! WHACK!!! WHACK!!!


I got you all!!

 

Aw man. Does that mean I have to go all the way back to your house to get them?!

MJA runs back in the direction she had come to retrieve the long lost feathers

MJA

PS time to scoot. BBL.

 

Duron looks at MJA departing off into the distance and stares back at the two other women surrounding him

UH OH!

 

Sistine distracted a moment by being assigned to the front desk, decides to let everyone know just what she has gotten herself into!!!


Ingredients:
1 (8 ounce) container frozen whipped topping, thawed
2 1/2 cups shredded coconut
1/2 cup chopped walnuts
1 (8 ounce) can fruit cocktail, drained
1 (8 ounce) can pineapple chunks, drained
1 (11 ounce) can mandarin oranges, drained
3 cups miniature marshmallows
1 (10 ounce) jar maraschino cherries, drained (optional)
1 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon



In a large bowl, combine the whipped topping, coconut, chopped nuts, fruit cocktail, pineapple, mandarin oranges, marshmallows, cherries, nutmeg and cinnamon. Mix together well and refrigerate for 30 to 45 minutes.

 

Master Duron realizes his is in deep poodoo and tears out of the arena

 

Seeing the right moment, Ardath springs from the bushes runs and smacks Sistine on the rear! and then dives back in to the shrubs


[face_shocked] That's going to leave a mark!

 

That's right M_D, be afraid!! Be very afraid.

Nooooo!!!! Not fruit salad!!! That is sinking really low, Sistine!

/deploying anti-fruit shield/

 

Hey, is all this stuff good for my hair???

 

Grand Moff Roaklin arrives pilotinga n Imperial AT-ST walker.

"Greetings, as of right now you are all under arrest."

 

"Ha!, Just try and arrest me AT-ST boy"

Sistine activates her bubble cloaking device and disappears behind a wall of soap sphere's

 

Duron runs out from behind some bushes and pops Sistine's bubble

Sorry couldnt help it

 

You burst my what!!!

 

Your BUBBLE

 

Trying to quietly enter the battlefield proves difficult...the leather of her outfit is betraying her...

creak, creak

Damn tight fitting leather corsette!

Ah well, it matters not...


SCREAMING, Meg launches herself throught the air and sprays everyone with her magnificent KISS KISS 2000!

Lipstick flies,

Kisses land on cheeks of all kinds...

The smoochiness...the smoochiness!

 

Master Duron stumbles as he recovers from all the kissing

Now this is my kind of battle

 

Mexchewie screams, but screams of joy at being hit by the power of Meg's Kiss weapon.

I am powerless to resist you, what is thy bidding? [/kneels]

 

Well I had a few ideas but I am trying to keep this kid friendly...


Sistine laughs and dances about the kisses raining from the skies above...

"Hey, they tickle..."