THE BEEZ HAS ARRIVED, Drama may now ensue

sorry internet has been down since the landlord had to do some emergency construction and shut down the cable.

I am at my parents house.


That's just mean. I don't do it. I wear my grey with pride.

Ok, the two grey hairs I have. Only two trust me.

 

Oh good...

 

Beezel has arrived!!!

 

Welcome back.
Would you be willing to join my secret alliance?

 

Beesel. You are red, not black.

 

Also, your attempt at drama failed. Seriously? Hair dye?

 

Great, so not only does he arrive late he flaunts the rules by having a red name!!!

 

Ah, so you're the teacher for the drama classes?
Fine.
*gets out pen and papere*
I am listening...

 

So far he has managed to insult people...

 

*notes: insult people*

You ready to try that Dafty?

*thinks*

You, you you're a stupid person!

How's that? feeling insulted?

 

I am highly insulted...



You... uh... [insert mediocre insult here...]

 

Oh, sorry.
But seems to work.

You should try again, I am not really insulted at all.
I heard that calling people animal names is bad.

How about: You - hamster!

 

Oh You monkey

Yopu llama...

Or, the classic:

 

Hmmm, still not feeling offended.
You really need some practice, Dafty.
Try again.

 

Umm...

Well this seems to be an offence...

you n00b?

Does that work. No idea what it means...

 

Doesn't work. I think it means you're a stupid new poster who doesn't get how the boards work and don't cer to improve.
But I know how the boards work, and I am not new. So actually, I should be offended, right?

I guess, I'll just have to get my offence-taking-mechanism looked into.
Do we have a shrink in the house?