FF:VIC The 'Big V' Pub and Local. (brought to you by the bartenders from the Mandalore Dump.)

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Protege-of-Thrawn, Jan 16, 2002.

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  1. HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania

    Member Since:
    Oct 23, 2001
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    Sorry, we all thought it was a Pot and JE only ranting thread. :)

    <Hawk slides Elegos a Guinness, then proceeds to stick his head under the tap>
  2. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2001
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    Well...it is really. But we don't rant, we get EXCITED!!

    And we love special guests!!

    Now move over!!!

    (slides next to Hawk and takes the other tap, and proceeds to pour)
  3. Zyphyr Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Sep 13, 2001
    star 3
    So who's drunk enough for a game of pool? :D
  4. Darth Gleng Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 17, 1999
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    Cool...I'll have the usual then!

    (Three pints of Guinness. One for each hand and one for while you're pouring the other two out ;) )

    I'll be up for some pool after a couple of rounds!
  5. HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania

    Member Since:
    Oct 23, 2001
    star 6
    I'm up, who breaks?
  6. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2001
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    It don't matter which of yers breaks, in my bar yer will all be a drunken rabble by the time half the billards are in the pockets!

    "By the way, house beer for the next week!! that should attract some customers! FREE-OF-CHARGE! Yes, I am pulling a petrol station owner, and giving out free beer in protest of nothing in particular, just to show my pride and PASSION!!!"

    **Skulls a jug of VB**
  7. Zyphyr Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Sep 13, 2001
    star 3
    Free... beer... ??? :eek:


    Someone tell me I haven't died and gone to heaven...


    Oh, and Hawkie, you can break if you like. I'll go get us a pitcher of beer. Pool playin's thirsty work, after all :D
  8. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2001
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    Yes Free Beer, in the only Pub that shoots a Patron when he asks for Light Beer or Water!

    C'mon in and get yer free Beer, play some pool, play some poker, sit down relax.

    It's bloody great to be a Victorian!
  9. HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania

    Member Since:
    Oct 23, 2001
    star 6
    I'll have a Scotch and water...wait, hold the water.

    <Hawk grabs a pool cue and accidentally breaks it>

    Uh...your turn.
  10. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2001
    star 6
    Slides Scotch to Hawk.

    Anything else?
  11. Zyphyr Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Sep 13, 2001
    star 3
    I fully support any pub with a shoot-on-sight policy for light beer drinkers.

    Light beer - for people who hate getting drunk but enjoy urinating alot.

    Bastards! The lot of 'em!
  12. HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania

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    Oct 23, 2001
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    Hey, when you hold it long enough it's better than sex.

    ...Or so I'm told.
  13. Zyphyr Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Sep 13, 2001
    star 3
    Ummm... it wasn't a virgin who told you that by any chance, was it Hawkie? ;)
  14. Jet-Eye Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 10, 2001
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    Um, yes,okay then....

    You're an interesting person HawkNC...

    *tosses HawkNC a Tattooine Sunburn, geez that's fekin hard stuff*

    That's free (like you thought you had to pay, ha! what a laugh!)
  15. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 26, 2000
    star 4
    *roof Cracks and DarkJediTJ falls through, he looks back up to see that roof repairing itself*

    Ow, My Idea of a good entery hurts.

    *gets up and pulls out a barstool*

    just a Lemon squash thanks.

    I dont want the spot of fourth bartender (yet)
  16. HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania

    Member Since:
    Oct 23, 2001
    star 6
    Here ya go, whiskey with a hint of lemon squash in it.
    ;)
  17. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 26, 2000
    star 4
    thanks.

    *gulps down*

    hihi *goes cross eyed*
  18. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 26, 2000
    star 4
    Whiskey is one thing you should not give a person, i now have a headache. im not sure wether its from the fall or the drink but I'm feelin better now (i love the fact you can speed up time :) )
  19. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 26, 2000
    star 4
    looks around bar seems that no-one else is there

    *Gautar Magically appears*

    (sung) I'm all alone theres no one here beside me, My troubles have all gone but theres no-one here Besides me! (sung)

    Hmm... *VB Magiclly appears*

    *gulps down*

    *Gautar turns into a Banjo*

    (Sung) Tie me kangaroo down sport tie me kangaroo down... (sung)
  20. HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania

    Member Since:
    Oct 23, 2001
    star 6
    Mind if I take that for a second?

    *Banjo magically splits into two pieces upon meeting Hawk's knee*
  21. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 26, 2000
    star 4
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DANM DARK MAGIC!
  22. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2001
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    my lord...i leave for a week, and look what happens?!!!!


    Thanks to those (especially HawkNC) who looked after the bar in my absence.

    I have returned in the midst of a weighty year 12 schedule that :( unfortunately will severly restrict my online time.

    Why did i choose Science courses? My Lord...

    Anyhoo, keep it up lads!!

    **Knocks down a pint of Boags and Sons**
  23. Zyphyr Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Sep 13, 2001
    star 3
    Oh dear, PoT. Are you doing the infamous 'Quadrella'? (Maths, maths, physics, chem)


    Let me shout you a beer you poor bloke. Hell, let me shout you an entire SLAB!
  24. HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania

    Member Since:
    Oct 23, 2001
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    I shudder at the mere mention of double maths and double science. I'm also in Year 12, but thankfully I wasn't quite insane enough to choose that. My subjects are English (duh), Maths Methods, Specialist Maths, Physics and Business Management. I did Information Systems last year, which rocked hard. I strongly suggest all Victorians take IS (or IP&M if you're feeling lazy) if they're looking into a computer degree of some sort, it was pretty helpful for me. But I digress...good luck to everyone who's suffering with me in Year 12 this year, and I hope to see you all on the Gold Coast for Schoolie's Week. :D

    EDIT: I...um...edited it. :)
  25. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 26, 2000
    star 4
    EEP! I CAN'T STAND THAT ITS HORID! SUCH A DISARSTER IS SO DISPICABLE THAT IT SHOULD BE BANED OR ILLIGAELE, but on the other hand i have to say YAY! i dont get it for... (trys to solve the difference between 8 and 12 for a minute) 4 years!
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