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Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Protege-of-Thrawn, Jan 16, 2002.

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  1. HawkNC

    HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Sorry, we all thought it was a Pot and JE only ranting thread. :)

    <Hawk slides Elegos a Guinness, then proceeds to stick his head under the tap>
     
  2. Protege-of-Thrawn

    Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Well...it is really. But we don't rant, we get EXCITED!!

    And we love special guests!!

    Now move over!!!

    (slides next to Hawk and takes the other tap, and proceeds to pour)
     
  3. Zyphyr

    Zyphyr Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Sep 13, 2001
    So who's drunk enough for a game of pool? :D
     
  4. Darth Gleng

    Darth Gleng Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Cool...I'll have the usual then!

    (Three pints of Guinness. One for each hand and one for while you're pouring the other two out ;) )

    I'll be up for some pool after a couple of rounds!
     
  5. HawkNC

    HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I'm up, who breaks?
     
  6. Protege-of-Thrawn

    Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    It don't matter which of yers breaks, in my bar yer will all be a drunken rabble by the time half the billards are in the pockets!

    "By the way, house beer for the next week!! that should attract some customers! FREE-OF-CHARGE! Yes, I am pulling a petrol station owner, and giving out free beer in protest of nothing in particular, just to show my pride and PASSION!!!"

    **Skulls a jug of VB**
     
  7. Zyphyr

    Zyphyr Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Free... beer... ??? :eek:


    Someone tell me I haven't died and gone to heaven...


    Oh, and Hawkie, you can break if you like. I'll go get us a pitcher of beer. Pool playin's thirsty work, after all :D
     
  8. Protege-of-Thrawn

    Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Yes Free Beer, in the only Pub that shoots a Patron when he asks for Light Beer or Water!

    C'mon in and get yer free Beer, play some pool, play some poker, sit down relax.

    It's bloody great to be a Victorian!
     
  9. HawkNC

    HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I'll have a Scotch and water...wait, hold the water.

    <Hawk grabs a pool cue and accidentally breaks it>

    Uh...your turn.
     
  10. Protege-of-Thrawn

    Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Slides Scotch to Hawk.

    Anything else?
     
  11. Zyphyr

    Zyphyr Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Sep 13, 2001
    I fully support any pub with a shoot-on-sight policy for light beer drinkers.

    Light beer - for people who hate getting drunk but enjoy urinating alot.

    Bastards! The lot of 'em!
     
  12. HawkNC

    HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Hey, when you hold it long enough it's better than sex.

    ...Or so I'm told.
     
  13. Zyphyr

    Zyphyr Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Sep 13, 2001
    Ummm... it wasn't a virgin who told you that by any chance, was it Hawkie? ;)
     
  14. Jet-Eye

    Jet-Eye Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Um, yes,okay then....

    You're an interesting person HawkNC...

    *tosses HawkNC a Tattooine Sunburn, geez that's fekin hard stuff*

    That's free (like you thought you had to pay, ha! what a laugh!)
     
  15. DarkJediTJ

    DarkJediTJ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *roof Cracks and DarkJediTJ falls through, he looks back up to see that roof repairing itself*

    Ow, My Idea of a good entery hurts.

    *gets up and pulls out a barstool*

    just a Lemon squash thanks.

    I dont want the spot of fourth bartender (yet)
     
  16. HawkNC

    HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Here ya go, whiskey with a hint of lemon squash in it.
    ;)
     
  17. DarkJediTJ

    DarkJediTJ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Dec 26, 2000
    thanks.

    *gulps down*

    hihi *goes cross eyed*
     
  18. DarkJediTJ

    DarkJediTJ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Whiskey is one thing you should not give a person, i now have a headache. im not sure wether its from the fall or the drink but I'm feelin better now (i love the fact you can speed up time :) )
     
  19. DarkJediTJ

    DarkJediTJ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Dec 26, 2000
    looks around bar seems that no-one else is there

    *Gautar Magically appears*

    (sung) I'm all alone theres no one here beside me, My troubles have all gone but theres no-one here Besides me! (sung)

    Hmm... *VB Magiclly appears*

    *gulps down*

    *Gautar turns into a Banjo*

    (Sung) Tie me kangaroo down sport tie me kangaroo down... (sung)
     
  20. HawkNC

    HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Mind if I take that for a second?

    *Banjo magically splits into two pieces upon meeting Hawk's knee*
     
  21. DarkJediTJ

    DarkJediTJ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DANM DARK MAGIC!
     
  22. Protege-of-Thrawn

    Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    my lord...i leave for a week, and look what happens?!!!!


    Thanks to those (especially HawkNC) who looked after the bar in my absence.

    I have returned in the midst of a weighty year 12 schedule that :( unfortunately will severly restrict my online time.

    Why did i choose Science courses? My Lord...

    Anyhoo, keep it up lads!!

    **Knocks down a pint of Boags and Sons**
     
  23. Zyphyr

    Zyphyr Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Sep 13, 2001
    Oh dear, PoT. Are you doing the infamous 'Quadrella'? (Maths, maths, physics, chem)


    Let me shout you a beer you poor bloke. Hell, let me shout you an entire SLAB!
     
  24. HawkNC

    HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I shudder at the mere mention of double maths and double science. I'm also in Year 12, but thankfully I wasn't quite insane enough to choose that. My subjects are English (duh), Maths Methods, Specialist Maths, Physics and Business Management. I did Information Systems last year, which rocked hard. I strongly suggest all Victorians take IS (or IP&M if you're feeling lazy) if they're looking into a computer degree of some sort, it was pretty helpful for me. But I digress...good luck to everyone who's suffering with me in Year 12 this year, and I hope to see you all on the Gold Coast for Schoolie's Week. :D

    EDIT: I...um...edited it. :)
     
  25. DarkJediTJ

    DarkJediTJ Jedi Padawan star 4

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    EEP! I CAN'T STAND THAT ITS HORID! SUCH A DISARSTER IS SO DISPICABLE THAT IT SHOULD BE BANED OR ILLIGAELE, but on the other hand i have to say YAY! i dont get it for... (trys to solve the difference between 8 and 12 for a minute) 4 years!
     
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