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Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Protege-of-Thrawn, Jan 16, 2002.

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  1. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 26, 2000
    star 4
    HEY WHAT ABOUT MY SHOT IT THE HEAD!
  2. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2001
    star 6
    Picks up Shotgun and waves it about frantically as Reign speaks.

    "Reckless? No! Wait, DarkJediTJ, tell him I'm not rec--"

    crashes head into shelf above bar, falling back and letting a shot loose from the gun, targeting DJTJ in the head as ordered.

    "Well, I mean't that of course...."

    When Darth Reign isn't looking PoT 'eats' the recipe for the Death Slab, destroying all evidence.

    "Ou av noo poof...ef ot oof mi ar!"

    swallows paper.

    "Argh! yuck! I mean, you have no proof, get out of my bar!"
  3. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 26, 2000
    star 4
    Ah... thats much better!

    rubs hole in the side of his head

    thank you!

    hole suddenly starts to disappear

    great thing to get some air to you mind and clear your thoughts once in a while :D
  4. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2001
    star 6
    Yes, well, a cutting wit is worth three int he bush.

    Anyway, anyone need a drink?

    Samples own beer, knocking back an icy cold James Boags and Sons Premium Draught.
  5. HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania

    Member Since:
    Oct 23, 2001
    star 6
    Why not. Give me your finest anything, I'm not picky.
  6. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2001
    star 6
    pours beer for all, topping up the half filled glasses that patrons depressingly thought were half empty...

    School Holidays coming up lads!!!

    C'mon guys, look alive! Be happy! Buck up and take it Spartan Style! All at once! oo- ah!


    **Is happy**
  7. Darth_Reign Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Oct 7, 2001
    star 4
    Got any thing Chinese? I'm leaving for Beijing on Thursday night. I'm spending my school hollies journeying the lands of the East, should be good.
  8. HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania

    Member Since:
    Oct 23, 2001
    star 6
    I tell ya what, I'm pretty darn excited. I've got a LAN party over easter (48 hours, hell yeah!) and, if my associates pull through, I'll be getting a bit of JK2 action. Now THAT'S going to be fun.
  9. Nightwalker Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 12, 2002
    star 1
    Hey can i grab a drink,anything with Vodka thanks
  10. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 26, 2000
    star 4
    Hi I'm back everyone! Miss me? :D

    SCHOOL HOLIDAYS!!! YAHOO!!! ITS 3:15 AND I'M STILL IN MAY PJ'S!!! YAHOO!!!
  11. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2001
    star 6
    Vodka? hell, have a bottle.

    throws liquor at Nightwalker

    So how is everyone else? Enjoying term break?
  12. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 26, 2000
    star 4
    I Know I am but if any one 'ISN'T' THEN ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGEEEEE! *Pulls out dagger*
  13. HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania

    Member Since:
    Oct 23, 2001
    star 6
    Enjoying it plenty PoT, I'll be having plenty of fun this hols. Anyone going away sometime in the next two weeks?
  14. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 26, 2000
    star 4
    TWO WEEKS [face_shocked] Are you ok is there something I can get you you look ill...

    My school gives us three (In grade 8 not sure 'bout any other grades at the moment)

    but I mean two weeks isn't much you know?
  15. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2001
    star 6
    Over the next two weeks (I suffer a similar plight) I intend to do minimal homework, and spend the rest of my time here or unconcious in a friends lounge room or a harem's clasp...

    Tis the life of decadent adolescent....


    Any one need a top up?
  16. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 26, 2000
    star 4
    yeah... but I'm still trying to figure out what i just drank.

    (hic) *Fire burst out of DJTJ's mouth*
  17. Nightwalker Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 12, 2002
    star 1
    Hahahaha


    i might be drunk but drinks are good , and good friends of me haha yeah there all good

    *tripping over a bar stool straight onto the floor*
  18. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 26, 2000
    star 4
    *Looks down at Nightwalker.*

    Huh?

    *Flames burst out of DJTJ's mouth*

    Sorry bout that here

    *Throughs bucket of iced water on Nightwalker*
  19. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2001
    star 6
    How dare you throw water in my bar?

    clean that up, vermin.

    peels off ooglith masquer, to reveal his true form...a Yuuzhan Vong!

    It is I, Prot'égé Domain Thra'wn, and all you infidels are to die at my hand for your blasphemy!

    Come, the war approaches, we shall battle!
  20. Nightwalker Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Mar 12, 2002
    star 1
    Hey im awake now

    And that iced water is damn freezing how dare you now my bantha jacket is all wet, can someone hand me a towel
  21. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 26, 2000
    star 4
    Yes sorry bout that. Poor bananna jacket :_|

    LOOK A FLYING BIRD!

    *Chases after the bird giggling like a school girl*
  22. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2001
    star 6
    Hoorah!

    A bird!

    chases bird also, before realising everyone is looking.

    Ahem. Long time no see people. Anyone wish for a drink?
  23. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 26, 2000
    star 4
    *Jumps through window after the bird flys into the window*

    Ow.

    Yeah I'll have a top up.

    *holds out glass*
  24. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2001
    star 6
    (fills glass with cordial)

    Okay young'un, go play now.

    Any of the adults want anything?
  25. HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania

    Member Since:
    Oct 23, 2001
    star 6
    Gimme anything, and make it a double, straight up. This homework's giving me a headache. :(
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