FF:VIC The 'Big V' Pub and Local. (brought to you by the bartenders from the Mandalore Dump.)

...My GOD, it's brilliant! I can't believe it hasn't been done before! To the labratory!

 

Ah! Brilliance!

Continues to drink, without getting hungover, the beginnings of a life long love affair with 'Boffee'.

 

Patent that and you'll be a rich man, PoT.

 

<Wakes up in a stricken state>

Hey what's that your drinking POT?

May I have a sip of your tasty beverage?

 

Make's patent, rethinks name 'Boffee', and renames drink 'Beeré Latté'

Yes, you may have a 'sip', nay a glass, of exclusive Beeré Latté from Mandalore Beverages Inc, for the small price of...

raises pinkie finger to lip and smirks..

1 MILLION DOLLARS!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!

 

*Puts on eyepatch and suit*

Ahem...well, you know the rest

Anyone seen the DVD of Austin Powers? It's got a whole bunch of deleted scenes and alternate endings. The Fendi Briefcase one is so funny!

 

Man I love that film The second one wasn't half as good. My favourite scene is where Austin is playing Blackjack and he has 4.

"I'll Stay...I also like to live dangerously."

 

"I'm sorry, I thought you said your name was a lot of...er...never mind."

 

"Basil, this coffee tastes like ***t."

(horrified look)

"Austin...it IS ***t."

(relieved grin)

"Oh good, so it's not just me."

(takes another sip.)


Classic.

 

It's all good, really. I could quote Austin Powers for pages. I was saying "yeah, baby" for at least a year after seeing the first one, then again after seeing the second one.

 

*Trugges in and sit down on barstool takes drink, sculls drink, stands up and goes into a corner of the pub to sit down and do his homework, then gets back up and jams a sign behind him into the floor boards*

(The sign reads as follow)
Read further details click here
(MEssage ends here don't read anything below)




If you read this you have an IQ of an ant.

 

sad to see you go DJTJ!

Bloody Hell Victoria, I propose a toast in the young'uns honour!

He may not of always spelt correctly or made any bloody sense, but he was always excited - and victoria - victoria, can we blame him for that?

Cheers!

Raises Glass.

 

*Raises glass of Boffee*

Three cheers for DJTJ!

 

Huh? What I can still come on after I've done my HW, but Exams are coming to so but then I'm still here so I'm going to try make the most of it but don't expect to see me in three weeks time or this friday...

(So unfortunate i have to wait till Friday till I can see starwars and even then theres only a 50% chance and ill shutup now)

Anyway the teachers are cutting back on homework abit beacause we need study time. And I do study but I can do that in bed instead of reading.

BTW Thanks for the cheers it makes me cry.

 

I propose a toast on behalf of all the newbies milling about.

Welcome, to all of you!

[color]I can only hope you enjoy your drinks here at the 'Big V' Pub and Local, brought to you by Victorian Fan Force's Number 1! shonky half-arsed yet positively excited institution, the Mandalore Dump!!![/color]

By the By, I say to thee...

Cheers!

Raises a glass of Beeré Latté, the new market name for 'Boffee'.

 

Is it ok for a university weary Jedi to pop in for some comradeship with you most venerable Victorians

I have a 5000 word Internet Business marketing plan to do , and I plan to do it well, so it's a lot of work for me , so I decided to come here , you Vic's seem to be outrageously cool .

Heck, I may just abdicate to Vic

Then I they won't fail me

Hey I'll move to Virtua Vic, where the Force is strong and the Padme's pretty

 

But Padme's pretty everywhere!

You're always welcome here JP, good luck with your assignment! Frankly you're scaring me about uni, I think I'll go to my local TAFE...

 

Flattery will get you everywhere.

We love visitors or defectors down here in the little corner of the JC that we call the Vic Forum.

If you choose to stay around I reccomend taking a look at the Mandalore Dump thread. It's the pride and joy of the VIC forum.

Now do you wan't something to drink?

 

Thanks Hawk Nc , yeah dude uni kinda is stressful, my assignments running to about 17 pages, fully referenced too , it' a work of art, why I'll post it on here when I've fisnished if you want, now that's egotistical

Dude, my recommendation is that you study what you like, if you do as such then it's not the kinda study that you hate, but it's pleasurable kinda like women and Star Wars

Oh and Reign, thanks for the proffer of a drink, I'll have a Calrissian Cola thanks ;

 

Oh and when I said Padme's pretty, I used the word Padme to describe all women

 

*Saunters in after having read the past 8 pages, quickly scans the walls to find what he is looking for*

And where, pray-tell, is the drinks list?

In the meantime, I'll have to settle for one of those Blue Berus

 

Well, that's the beauty of the Big V - we stock pretty much every drink in the known universe.

*Slides Holocron a Blue Beru*

Enjoy!

 

Cheers HawkNC.

mmmm....not bad at all!

What have you guys/gals got in the ways of leisure here?

 

Not much apparently.

 

You doubt the power of the Big V?

Heres a Death Slab, on the house!