Phx ~~THE BISCUIT PALACE~~

This sounds like a story that needs to be told in great detail

 

Uh... Is this a story that we WANT to hear?

 

I think the short version was okay Other wise PM them at their own risk

 

just a warning, if you have PMed me, it might be a while until you get a response. for some reason i cannot get to any of it. but at least i can still post.

 

I'm getting the same problem here.

I have 4 PMs and I can't get to them. Which makes me angry. And you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

 

there's a topic for those who need to release some anger. just go vent

 

voidy biscuit voidy biscuit voidy biscuit voidy biscuit voidy biscuit voidy biscuit

just had to get that out of my system.

::bounce bounce bounce::

 

BISCUITS!!

Biskey Poo!

Voidey Biskery Poodle!

Biscuits ala RSA!

Have a little Void with your Biscuits!

Void: Lumpy Biscuit Extraordinaire!




Ahhh...I feel better too blackfeather!

Some how blurting it out like that really does help!



***Blows a kiss to Biscuit***

You know we love you!

 

lol
always the love for the biscut!

just an fyi, pm's now working, if anyone cares or wants a story

 

I'm going to stick my head up and say:
I've edited my contribution to the "Song Lyric Conversation" for the last time: I think that "Bali Ha'i" flows from "Back in the USSR".

Now, this is the Biscuit Palace. So where's the butter and jam? (Just kidding, Void.)

 

Beware!

The Pudgy Pink Terror will get you!

hehehehe

 

Hmm, the Biscuit Palace has fallen from the first page. [face_shocked] How tragic. Therefore, I shall act...

*bumps up thread*

 

Was looking for something else... And came across this little gem... Mustn't let it die, huh, Biscuit Boy

 

SEE VOIDEY BISCUIT!!! You are never free of my influence! MMMMWWAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

And soon there will be another of my lineage to besiege thee with!!

 

Yay for the increasing Wenchy-brood.

 

Is this the place to get BISCUITS with country gravy?

 

IA:

I love how Biscuit ignores this thread hoping it will one day vanish with the dust of Ages.

So sorry!

You can get all things BISCUIT here jada!

 

So this is the biscuit palace huh? Hmmm... any interesting Biscuit facts/trivia I should know about?

 

I think Voidey Biscuit probably made on of his Rogue Squadron quotes when I brought this one back from the stacks

/hangs head and shakes it back and forth in his best Wedge impersonation/ "Well, at least morale's high..."

 

You have no idea how often I hear that one from him.

 

I just had to... I wish I could find a more accurate version of this... but what the heck...

Buttermilk Biscuits
Sir Mix A Lot

Now im your big moe dropper, mud duck stopper
Feetle on the bottom and adidas on the topper
Transform scratchin, big beat mackin
I can tell ya getin jealous by the looks im catchin
I hate dumb skeezers, MC beater
Dropped five grand on my bird wide meter
Smooth like ice, dont get nice
Just turn up the box for the mixalot slice
Look good
Ya all ready to get busy (HOO HOO)
Now buttermilk bisquits here we go
Hit that flower, roll that doe
Clap your hands and stomp your feet
Move your butt to the funky beat
Look good
Buttermilk Bisquits
Them buttermilk bisquits
Buttermilk bisquits
Lord hey mercy mixalot rappin bout bisquits now
From LA to the carolina
Dip them suckers like it aint ya momma
Dont make a difference what food you eat
Use buttermilk bisquits to clean your plate
Ya eat em in the morning, Ya eat em at night
Kentucky fried chicken makes them suckas just right
I eat em with jelly as my favorite delly
Rap them seal by freak named shelly
Look good
Buttermilk bisquits
Buttermilk bisquits
Buttermilk bisquits
One day i kissed my freak, hit the steet
Lookin for somethin to eat
Got a 18 wheeler, lookin real smalls
All the girls smile cus im the big balls
Say i gotta eat now, cant eat later
Made a lot a noise to attract my waiter
The boy walked up and what did he say
He said buttermilk bisquits free today
Well watcha waiten on boy, get up and shake a leg
Gimmie ten of them suckas with grits and eggs
Glass a koolaid and a whole stick a butter
Them bisquits make a super fast cutter
Look good
Now grab that can and rap it your hand
Bang that sucker till it dont expand
Put them suckers all in your oven
Grab your girlie and get a little lover
Add a dab a honey, if you wanna get funny
Microwave the suckas if you want your honey money
Gotta get naughty at the mixalot party
And rub them suckers all over your body
Look good
Pass the bob again want sud again gotten bigger
You know what in talkin bout (HOO HOO)
Ya kind a gotten bigger tastin good to ya mud duck (laughing)
YEEEEHHHAAAA!!!!!
Them buttermilk bisquits
Tasting good to here you go heres a quarter gotten bigger
Yeaah them buttermilk bisquits
C'mon mixalot hit me one more time
Bring it home again (a buch of talkin)
Them buttermilk bisquits
buttermilk bisquits

 

Good Lord Choad. You coolness factor just went up another five billion points. Swass rules.

 

My favorite rap song of all time is on that album "The Squaredance Rap"...

If you think your freak is fine, grab her where the sun don't shine...

Is that a TOS vio?

 

I don't think its a TOS violation . . . grab her where the sun don't shine . . . Seattle, WA!

 

holy crapmobile i LOVEEEEE that song!!
that IS the best song on the album. also good though is my posses on broadway

"yo mama rocks.....to the square dance rap"


EDIT:
And for the record...it's PORTLAND, OREGON where the sun don't shine.