Social ~*~The Blue Moon Cantina~*~ (Bad Moon on the Rise!)

'mercan

 

Advance scout for the invasion?

 

For fun, school, job...

...and baguettes

How did you know?

In fact, I could join the French foreign legion and become a French citizen after 5 years. If I survive those five years... 1/10 survival rate...

*Shh* keep your voice down...

 

Hello! Sith! Everything proceeds as we have foreseen.

And Mitthy could join the French Furry Legion.

 

Yess, we will crush them...

 

Not if we have anything to say about it...

 

*stirs her cup of hot cocoa with a spoon she controls using the force*

 

*Offers cushioned chair to Swannie*

 

*After inspecting it using her enhanced force sense and finding it completely harmless she says, "Thank-you." and sits down.

 

Hey, DG! You've gone all Shistavanen on us!

 

*sits down at the bar, looks for menu*

 

Don't bother. I have yet to identify any waiters at the bar.

 

I you ask nicely Joe someone will get you something.

 

So, there are no waiters here?

 

There are nice patrons who will get you food and drinks....if you ask nicely.

 

Used to be a bar wench or two but...

 

In that case, I would like to file my application for a waiter position.

*Hands application to bartender*

 

Speaking of, where's Len?

 

*takes application and 'processes' it*

 

afternoon everyone, I spent 43 minutes on the tread mill and I came home and made a chicken burger with onion, tomato, cheese, mayonnaise, romaine lettuce

 

Yum

 

Master! Good to see you!

 

*using the force, Swan passes out every patron's favorite drink to him or her or them*