~*~*The Blue Moon Cantina*~*~[Celebrating 11 years of TF.N]

I don't understand the joke?

 

What is on a Zabrak's head?

 

oh.

 

lol, horny.

Evil.

 

What's funny about that?

 

I have a slightly twisted sense of humor, I find drama to be quite funny sometimes.

Evil.

 

Soooooooo.... how are we all doing?

 

The same thing as this:

What long thing did Luke give Mara in 19 ABY?

His last name

What word has a K, an R, an I, and a couple F's in it?

Kiffar

Basically the joke is that the punchline is completely G-rated even though the set-up is anything but.

 

Well I'm doing quite well, how about yourself?

Iktomi, you made me lol.

Evil.

 

It's actually funny, before I knew what "kriff" meant, any reference in a character guide to Kiffex, Kiffu, or Kiffar, I thought it was Kriffex, Kriffu, and Kriffar.

In a completely unrelated point, when he was a kid, my cousin had a speech impediment with his R's. Imagine the embarrassment whenever he needed a fork.

 

I see, and I think the same.

 

Can anyone guess what tomorrow is?

Evil.

 

Your birthday?

 

What? Where'd you come up with that idea from?

Evil.

 

'Cause that's what the answer is the majority of the time I've heard that question asked.

 

Any other guesses?

Evil.

 

Wednesday?

 

*orders jawa juice*

What begins with an H, ends with an O, and will do anything to pay back a crime boss?

Han Solo

 

Wow, you guys are horrible at guessing!

Anyway, Thrawn was right in her original assumption, tomorrow is my birthday.

Evil.

 

Where did everyone go? It's like there was suddenly an outbreak of the plague in the Cantina, and no one told me about it.

Evil.

 

You scared everyone off when you said it was your birthday.

 

it was the Plague.

 

I guess I'll never mention it again.

Evil.

 

Where is our hostess? The patrons are in need of beverages and eye candy.