~*~The Blue Moon Cantina~*~(Episode IV: A New Cantina)

Welcome to The Blue Moon Cantina version 3.0

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The First Cantina

The Second Cantina

The Imperial Cantina

The History of the BMC - By Pelly-Welly
Chapter 1: Of Blue People And An Imperial Tool

A long time ago in a galaxy that's actually close to here, but they hate tourists, so let's say it's far, far away.

Darkness. A pitiful newbie named EmpressOfTheChiss walked around worriedly. She would need some place to hang out with the cool kids. After a long search (well, not, actually, but I like to make her look cool, I don't wanna get slapped) she found The Chiss Fanclub. There, she met two very strange Europeans.
One a strong woman from Germany, the other an insane girl from the Netherlands. Little did Empress know that her JC-life was about to change......

That insane Dutch named Pelly-Welly pointed Empress to a place called the Blue Moon Cantina. Curious, she followed the insane Dutch (all the while wondering about her strange "Thrawn kissing Stent" fetish. More on this later).

Ah. First imperssions. The barkeeper, an American/Dutch named Imperial_Hammer showed her around. Turned out there were many rooms in this Cantina.

Curious, she walked up to the first door. A golden door that just reeked of richdom. "Who's room is this?" she asked. Hammer looked at her, a strange smile on his lips. "That, my lady, is the Maker's room." "The Maker?" "He who made this bar. We do not speak his name for he's too great." said Hammer. Empress decided he had read too much Harry Potter. She walked on and stopped in front of a bright blue door with a big Nine Inch Nails poster on it. "Pelly-Welly's room" said Hammer. "I know her!" said Empress "she brought me here!" A strange look came upon Hammer's face. Empress looked worried, had she said something wrong? Hammer smiled sadly. "You're lucky to still be in one piece, my Lady" he said "Pelly is our most crazy patron. She's not directly harmless...or at least..not really." Weirded out, Empress walked on. Then she came upon a door that was locked with several large locks. On it were messages saying "Keep Out!" and "I Am Not!". Hammer grinned. "He_Who_Isnt's room. At the moment, he truly Is Not, but he will Be again. Or..as far as someone Who Is Not can ever Be. And I think I just fried my own brain..."

Chapter 2: The Dutch Invade!

Anyway, things were starting to get pretty dull at the Blue Moon Cantina. Hammer was content with cleaning the bar and drinking Jeru tea all day long. Pelly was happily talking away to the air. And Empress was wondering where she had gotten herself into. The rough smuggler..what was his name again..Tycho? Ah no, Typo. Typo had been flirting with her. She had to admit it was flattering, but still, things were boring.
Ofcourse, we all know stories can't stay boring for a long time. Hammer thought back of happier times...

On a randomly picked day, people started debating. Especially about Bush and christianty. Pelly started getting frustrated at being surrounded by those silly Americans, and decided she needed back up.

Who you gonna call?

And so, the Dutch attacked. Pepijn was the first, coming out of his mostly sleepy posting behaviour, he turned out to be a fierce debater. Then came Tatooine_Fireman, as usual mildly amused at it all.
Ah, behold, there was Grand_Admiral_Grant. Tall he stood, and he decided that the Blue Moon Cantina was property of BeNeLux now.

Ah, yes, good times. Grant built a Death Star out of red-white-blue straws. Drinking out of his Thrawn-mug, he saw it was good.

But nay, it could not be. He_Who_Isnt had dissappeard, and Pepijn and Tatooine_Firemand had gone back to the save depths of the BeNeLux

 

First Post.

Evil.

 

* Walks in.* Looks like I'm the first n00b here.
* Sets up Hyperbaric chamber in back. Puts out welcome mat.* Okay, now it's home.

 

*Appears*

And here I am, master of the drink...

*Lols*

And finally on a first page...

Wunderbal!

*Reclines and sips*

 

Holy wow! You guys move so fast! Keep up the amazing work.

 

Your the first Regular and I'm the first n00b. Soon this place will be crawling with other n00bs.

 

They do move fast, I can't even keep up with them sometimes.

Evil.

 

You'll figure out a way.

 

wanders in, looks around

Hmph, uncivilized ruffians.

 

Welcome. Nice to see you too.

 

What's going on Mitth?

Evil.

 

I'm turning in for real this time. See you all tommorrow.

 

a wise conjecture, 501...

 

nothin much, Wiggins

looks at rules I've never been one to follow rules much.

nabs the Jawa Juicer

 

2) Whomever destroys the Cantina shall pay for a new one(and that means you Ceifer).

Common, I only did that once, way back when your first and original cantina was still new. Those were the good ole days.

10) All drinks are on Ceifer's tab, so drink up.

Hey Hey HEY! I haven't had a drink in here since near the begining of the original. Hell, I was never even a patron in your 2nd and 3rd cantinas.

Btw, most of your other rules made me piss my self laughing. Especially the one about no one can have a bigger lightsaber than you.

Points at Wiggins lightsaber and laughs sinisterly...

 

Oh look, new Cantina.

 

*walks in*

*looks around the version*

Very nice.

 

New Version!

*faints*

 

*revives JL*

How are you?

 

Fine thanks.

You?

 

I'm good.

The end of the week is nearing, so how is the coursework progressing?

 

guess what!

I have to come back after half term and do more!

*cries*

 

*hugs JL*

I'm sorry. School has challenges and we have to defeat them. I know you can defeat this. I have faith in your brilliant abilities.

 

* still sobbing*

 

*pulls JL close and kisses her*

Love, you can do this. Use the courage and fortitude you have shown on many occasions.