~*~*The Blue Moon Cantina*~*~(Episode V: The Maker Strikes Back)

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  1. Evil_King_Wiggins Force Ghost

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    Welcome to The Blue Moon Cantina version 4.0

    [image=http://www.nasa.gov/images/content/62313main_Kostian1_med.JPG]

    The First Cantina

    The Second Cantina

    The Imperial Cantina

    The Starfighter Cantina

    The History of the BMC - By Pelly-Welly
    Chapter 1: Of Blue People And An Imperial Tool

    A long time ago in a galaxy that's actually close to here, but they hate tourists, so let's say it's far, far away.

    Darkness. A pitiful newbie named EmpressOfTheChiss walked around worriedly. She would need some place to hang out with the cool kids. After a long search (well, not, actually, but I like to make her look cool, I don't wanna get slapped) she found The Chiss Fanclub. There, she met two very strange Europeans.
    One a strong woman from Germany, the other an insane girl from the Netherlands. Little did Empress know that her JC-life was about to change......

    That insane Dutch named Pelly-Welly pointed Empress to a place called the Blue Moon Cantina. Curious, she followed the insane Dutch (all the while wondering about her strange "Thrawn kissing Stent" fetish. More on this later).

    Ah. First imperssions. The barkeeper, an American/Dutch named Imperial_Hammer showed her around. Turned out there were many rooms in this Cantina.

    Curious, she walked up to the first door. A golden door that just reeked of richdom. "Who's room is this?" she asked. Hammer looked at her, a strange smile on his lips. "That, my lady, is the Maker's room." "The Maker?" "He who made this bar. We do not speak his name for he's too great." said Hammer. Empress decided he had read too much Harry Potter. She walked on and stopped in front of a bright blue door with a big Nine Inch Nails poster on it. "Pelly-Welly's room" said Hammer. "I know her!" said Empress "she brought me here!" A strange look came upon Hammer's face. Empress looked worried, had she said something wrong? Hammer smiled sadly. "You're lucky to still be in one piece, my Lady" he said "Pelly is our most crazy patron. She's not directly harmless...or at least..not really." Weirded out, Empress walked on. Then she came upon a door that was locked with several large locks. On it were messages saying "Keep Out!" and "I Am Not!". Hammer grinned. "He_Who_Isnt's room. At the moment, he truly Is Not, but he will Be again. Or..as far as someone Who Is Not can ever Be. And I think I just fried my own brain...o_O"

    Chapter 2: The Dutch Invade!

    Anyway, things were starting to get pretty dull at the Blue Moon Cantina. Hammer was content with cleaning the bar and drinking Jeru tea all day long. Pelly was happily talking away to the air. And Empress was wondering where she had gotten herself into. The rough smuggler..what was his name again..Tycho? Ah no, Typo. Typo had been flirting with her. She had to admit it was flattering, but still, things were boring.
    Ofcourse, we all know stories can't stay boring for a long time. Hammer thought back of happier times...

    On a randomly picked day, people started debating. Especially about Bush and christianty. Pelly started getting frustrated at being surrounded by those silly Americans, and decided she needed back up.

    Who you gonna call?

    And so, the Dutch attacked. Pepijn was the first, coming out of his mostly sleepy posting behaviour, he turned out to be a fierce debater. Then came Tatooine_Fireman, as usual mildly amused at it all.
    Ah, behold, there was Grand_Admiral_Grant. Tall he stood, and he decided that the Blue Moon Cantina was property of BeNeLux now.

    Ah, yes, good times. Grant built a Death Star out of red-white-blue straws. Drinking out of his Thrawn-mug, he saw it was good.

    But nay, it could not be. He_Who_Isnt
  2. TypoCelchu Force Ghost

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    Feb 1, 2005
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    And the BMC returns.

    Edit: And I got the first post.
  3. Darth_Fred Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 1, 2004
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    Well, its good to see you finally got around to opening for business again. Congrats on another 10,000......and keep up the good work.
  4. Evil_King_Wiggins Force Ghost

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    Aug 18, 2003
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    Yeah, I leave for a week, and the old cantina gets locked while I'm gone.

    Evil.
  5. TypoCelchu Force Ghost

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    Feb 1, 2005
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    What is this about being a "floor mess"?
  6. Darth_Ear-flicker Jedi Padawan

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    Jun 20, 2005
    you FLOOR-LICKER!!!

    MWA-HA-HA-HAAA!!!!

    *dies*
  7. Evil_King_Wiggins Force Ghost

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    Let me out it this way, it's 10x better then the title someone suggested for you. ;)

    Also, it isn't anything bad.

    Evil.
  8. Zhan_Tyrros Jedi Master

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    Apr 11, 2005
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    woo-hoo!! the new BMC is up! thank you, Wiggins!!!

    now i finally have a place to call home again...
  9. JediCallista_1_6_e54 Jedi Master

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    Apr 3, 2005
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    Finally! And...hey, that isn't Typo's title! Grrr! *Goes to sleep*
  10. Jaina Byrd Force Ghost

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    Feb 21, 1999
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    Yikes! You guys move soooo fast! Keep it up. :D
  11. Pelly-Welly Jedi Grand Master

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    Jan 10, 2004
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    Good job Wigg, I was about to make one myself, as Senator Hammer has a tendancy to leave in times of crisis leaving me as Senator-like thing :p (No hard feelings Hammie, ya old fluffy Imperial)
  12. Zhan_Tyrros Jedi Master

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    Pelly! i haven't seen you in ages! how are ya?
  13. Pelly-Welly Jedi Grand Master

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    Jan 10, 2004
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    Quite busy. My first class (Latin) is at 9:30, but I'm up since 7:30 (8:10 now.) working on papers. Great. I still have to cramp 300 German words in my head.
  14. Zhan_Tyrros Jedi Master

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    Apr 11, 2005
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    yowza... well, i certainly wish you luck with both classes and hope you do well.
  15. Rogue9-Horn Force Ghost

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    Aug 3, 2004
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    Hey Wiggins!

    Cool

    V.5
    wow8-}


    Keep it up guys!


    ~Rogue~
  16. Pelly-Welly Jedi Grand Master

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    Examweek starts tomorrow. Tomorrow is the worst. Thursday is bearable. Friday is okay. I'll see about the rest next week. Can't think far ahead.

    :/ It's still too hot here. *sweats* I'm too lazy to get up, dress, dig up my bike and cycle to school.
  17. Darth-Dispicable Jedi Master

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    Mar 4, 2003
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    ~walks into new thread, from the depths of the hood of his soft black robes he scans the bar for a nice dark corner in which to sit. Seeing one especially dark corner, the resident Sith Lord of the BMC confidently walks over and makes it his home away from home.~
  18. darth_nemisis Force Ghost

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    May 15, 2004
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    ~Joins DD~

    Hey, how's it going, my Sithly friend.

    darth_nemisis
  19. Darth-Dispicable Jedi Master

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    Good.

    ~Orders 2 Sith Scorchers~

    Care to get drunk and trash the place? :p
  20. Tyranus230 Force Ghost

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  21. LowRyder Jedi Master

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  22. Onasi Jedi Master

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    Dec 16, 2003
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    finally new BMC.

    *drinks a whole lot of booze*
  23. Jerjerrod-Lennox Force Ghost

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    Mar 9, 2005
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  24. Tyranus230 Force Ghost

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  25. Jerjerrod-Lennox Force Ghost

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