**** The Blue Moon Cantina **** [Episode VI: The Illegitimate Cantina]

Welcome to The Blue Moon Cantina version 5.0!

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Owner And Manager: Evil King Wiggins

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Now with an exclusive First Post by Imperial Hammer! ;)

*Crowds cheer*

:p

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[b]The History of the BMC - By Pelly-Welly [/b]
[u]Chapter 1: Of Blue People And An Imperial Tool [/u]

A long time ago in a galaxy that's actually close to here, but they hate tourists, so let's say it's far, far away.

Darkness. A pitiful newbie named EmpressOfTheChiss walked around worriedly. She would need some place to hang out with the cool kids. After a long search (well, not, actually, but I like to make her look cool, I don't wanna get slapped) she found The Chiss Fanclub. There, she met two very strange Europeans.
One a strong woman from Germany, the other an insane girl from the Netherlands. Little did Empress know that her JC-life was about to change......

That insane Dutch named Pelly-Welly pointed Empress to a place called the Blue Moon Cantina. Curious, she followed the insane Dutch (all the while wondering about her strange "Thrawn kissing Stent" fetish. More on this later).

Ah. First imperssions. The barkeeper, an American/Dutch named Imperial_Hammer showed her around. Turned out there were many rooms in this Cantina.

Curious, she walked up to the first door. A golden door that just reeked of richdom. "Who's room is this?" she asked. Hammer looked at her, a strange smile on his lips. "That, my lady, is the Maker's room." "The Maker?" "He who made this bar. We do not speak his name for he's too great." said Hammer. Empress decided he had read too much Harry Potter. She walked on and stopped in front of a bright blue door with a big Nine Inch Nails poster on it. "Pelly-Welly's room" said Hammer. "I know her!" said Empress "she brought me here!" A strange look came upon Hammer's face. Empress looked worried, had she said something wrong? Hammer smiled sadly. "You're lucky to still be in one piece, my Lady" he said "Pelly is our most crazy patron. She's not directly harmless...or at least..not really." Weirded out, Empress walked on. Then she came upon a door that was locked with several large locks. On it were messages saying "Keep Out!" and "I Am Not!". Hammer grinned. "He_Who_Isnt's room. At the moment, he truly Is Not, but he will Be again. Or..as far as someone Who Is Not can ever Be. And I think I just fried my own brain...O_o"

[u]Chapter 2: The Dutch Invade! [/u]

Anyway, things were starting to get pretty dull at the Blue Moon Cantina. Hammer was content with cleaning the bar and drinking Jeru tea all day long. Pelly was happily talking away to the air. And Empress was wondering where she had gotten herself into. The rough smuggler..what was his name again..Tycho? Ah no, Typo. Typo had been flirting with her. She had to admit it was flattering, but still, things were boring.
Ofcourse, we all know stories can't stay boring for a long time. Hammer thought back of happier times...

On a randomly picked day, people started debating. Especially about Bush and christianty. Pelly started getting frustrated at being surrounded by those silly Americans, and decided she needed back up.

Who you gonna call?

And so, the Dutch attacked. Pepijn was the first, coming out of his mostly sleepy posting behaviour, he turned out to be a fierce debater. Then came Tatooine_Fireman, as usual mildly amused at it all.
Ah, behold, there was Grand_Admiral_Grant. Tall he stood, and he decided that the Blue Moon Cantina was property of BeNeLux now.

Ah, yes, good times. Grant built a Death Star out of red-white-blue straws. Drinking out of his Thrawn-mug, he saw it was good.

But nay, it could not be. He_Who_Isnt had dissappeard, and Pepijn and Tatooine_Firemand had gone back to the save depths of the BeNeLux forum. Pelly had lapsed into silence again, apart from the occasional conversation with the empty air.

It was then that the debating ended. Grant became a normal patron, and Pelly was no longer

 

for first post

For once on the 1st page I post!

*admires the new thread* It always feels more exiting if it is illegitamite

*makes a bow to Wiggins to honour his creating the BMC in the first place*

*starts breakfast*

edit: er, Hammer, shouldn't that be Welcome to The Blue Moon Cantina version 6.0 instead up there?

 

Well, isn't this wonderful. Congrats on another 10,000 BMC-ers.

*wonders how long it will be before he hears from Wiggins this time*

 

Oh First Page Yeah.......

 

Congrats, BMC'ers, on yet another incarnation!


I_F

 

Hm, not a good idea while finishing breakfast

 

DU, is that pumpkin pie for breakie?

 

Nah, just the feeling I got from dancing during breakfast. I had some fresh breads and Earl Gray tea.

Hi by the way Appan_Parsu, good, ah, UK, so still morning for you I am living after noon already. Continued slow breakfast into a brunch I guess

 

A new version.

And I am on the first page.

 

The new place is great!

First page.. Woohoo!!

 

*Raises mug of rootbeer*

Yeah to Version 7!

 

*turns on music*

 

*Starts dancing*

 

A new version is always cause for much celebration.

*throws confetti*

 

Lots of it!

Lets order some food!

What do you want?

 

chocolate

 

Lots of chocolate!

 

Umm.. I think I know the number to the nearest chocolate factory and I've got lots of credits.

 

Okay.

*Goes over to phone and types in a number*

Um can I get a large order of lots of chocolate and 10 pizzas?

Oh yeah can I get it delivered to the Blue Moon Cantina V.7? Okay

*Hangs up phone*

Pizza and chocolate will be here in 10 minutes.

 

The Members of The First Cantina

The Maker: Evil_King_Wiggins
The Bartender: Imperial_Hammer
The Bouncer: Darth_Vaders_cousin
The Matchmaker: Jerjerrod-Lennox
The Lovers: TypoCelchu & EmpressOfTheChiss
The Crazy Person: Pelly-Welly
The Person who doesn't belong (j/k): Darth_Deception
The Chick: corellian_chic242
The Drunk: He_Who_Isnt
The Sock: Darth-Jerk
The Local Sith Resident: Darth-Dispicable

*Comes out of room only to find herself in a new cantina.*
*Gasp* You FORGOT me?!

Change it!
The Local Jedi Resident: BultarSwan

 

Pizza sounds good too.

Hi Swan

 

Hi Swan. I've never been in here when you're in here. Glad to meet you.

*Hears knock on door*

The Pizza and chocolate is here.

You want some Swan? I'll leave it here for anyone who wants some.

*Comm beeps8

Hello. This is the Jedi Council. Jedi Knight Ruthie we need you.

Well bye everyone. I have to go.