**** The Blue Moon Cantina **** [Episode VI: The Illegitimate Cantina]

*Hugs Empress*

Sorry Emp....can you forgive me for wanting to kidnap you and turn you to the werewolf side of teh force....

 

Hey Slanir, would you like to resume our lightsaber fight from last night? This time you'd have it easier, since it might be one on one as I don't know where Reva is.

 

yeah sure but firs *whips out Revolver and shoots DS in the head* now lets begin Thrawn *pulls out Purple Saber*

 

Thank you, ST

Hi Thrawn

I am glad to hear that.

The Red Cross visited my Uni last Thursday.

 

*pulls out red saber, nods at Slanir*

 

your welcome Ty *turns to Thrawn and takes up attack stance* now lets dual

 

*thinks* Ok, Spice, but only on the condition that you never try that again.

 

uuuuhhhhh....buttt.....yeeaa...*crosses fingers*....sure....

 

*goes into attack stance as well* Ready?

 

ready *Swings low at Thrawns feet and rolls to a halt stands up and spins round*

 

Uncross the fingers, or I force a promise out of you with Crucio.

*waves wand in your face*

 

How 'bout I be your servant instead or loyal bodyguard?

 

Hmm...ok, my servant. I have plenty of bodyguards. Just remember...no biting, nibbling, nipping, or scratching. Ever.

 

*Stuggles to find a loophole but can't find one...yet*

*Bows* Yes, mistress....

*Kisses Empress's feet*

 

*yanks feet back*

No touching or kissing either, now that I think of it. Ever. And no searching for loopholes, or I set Snape and Lucius on you.

*Snape and Lucius sneer from their little corner of the cantina*

 

I was just doing to you what the Death Eaters did to Voldemort, mistress....

*Remains bowing*

 

I see. Well, you needn't worry about that, I'm not Voldemort.

On the other hand, this bowing thing is kind of nice, it's been a while since the masses have bowed before me.

 

*Drinks a cloning potion making hundreds of me*

*Every DSpice clone or original all bow to Mistress EmpressoftheChiss...*

 

Erm...

*watches Snape and Chiss guards round up the clones*

I'm quite content with just one bowing person, Spice, but thank you for the effort.

 

*avoid low sweep, double pirouettes with saber slashing at Slanir* Hmmm, lightsaber fighting combined with ballet. I like the idea.

 

*Remains bowing*

Of course, mistress, your wish is my command.....

 

steps back to avoid the slashes then feints to the left bringing the blade to a stab at the stomach

 

I gotta go for the night people

*Bows to his Mistress Empress*

 

Good night, Spice.

 

'Night, D_D.

*blocks the stomach blow, flips it over and pushes against Slanir's saber*

*sings along with Wicked:The Musical CD*