*** The Blue Moon Cantina *** [Episode VII: The Temple of the Lost Cantina]

Welcome to The Blue Moon Cantina Version 6.0!

(Yes, cause the first one was Version Zero!)

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Owner And Manager: Evil King Wiggins
Supreme Overlord Pro Tem: Imperial_Hammer

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[b][i][u]The Blue Moon Literary Gallery[/u][/i][/b]

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[b]The History of the BMC - By Pelly-Welly [/b]
Chapter 1: Of Blue People And An Imperial Tool

A long time ago in a galaxy that's actually close to here, but they hate tourists, so let's say it's far, far away.

Darkness. A pitiful newbie named EmpressOfTheChiss walked around worriedly. She would need some place to hang out with the cool kids. After a long search (well, not, actually, but I like to make her look cool, I don't wanna get slapped) she found The Chiss Fanclub. There, she met two very strange Europeans.
One a strong woman from Germany, the other an insane girl from the Netherlands. Little did Empress know that her JC-life was about to change......

That insane Dutch named Pelly-Welly pointed Empress to a place called the Blue Moon Cantina. Curious, she followed the insane Dutch (all the while wondering about her strange "Thrawn kissing Stent" fetish. More on this later).

Ah. First imperssions. The barkeeper, an American/Dutch named Imperial_Hammer showed her around. Turned out there were many rooms in this Cantina.

Curious, she walked up to the first door. A golden door that just reeked of richdom. "Who's room is this?" she asked. Hammer looked at her, a strange smile on his lips. "That, my lady, is the Maker's room." "The Maker?" "He who made this bar. We do not speak his name for he's too great." said Hammer. Empress decided he had read too much Harry Potter. She walked on and stopped in front of a bright blue door with a big Nine Inch Nails poster on it. "Pelly-Welly's room" said Hammer. "I know her!" said Empress "she brought me here!" A strange look came upon Hammer's face. Empress looked worried, had she said something wrong? Hammer smiled sadly. "You're lucky to still be in one piece, my Lady" he said "Pelly is our most crazy patron. She's not directly harmless...or at least..not really." Weirded out, Empress walked on. Then she came upon a door that was locked with several large locks. On it were messages saying "Keep Out!" and "I Am Not!". Hammer grinned. "He_Who_Isnt's room. At the moment, he truly Is Not, but he will Be again. Or..as far as someone Who Is Not can ever Be. And I think I just fried my own brain...O_o"

Chapter 2: The Dutch Invade!

Anyway, things were starting to get pretty dull at the Blue Moon Cantina. Hammer was content with cleaning the bar and drinking Jeru tea all day long. Pelly was happily talking away to the air. And Empress was wondering where she had gotten herself into. The rough smuggler..what was his name again..Tycho? Ah no, Typo. Typo had been flirting with her. She had to admit it was flattering, but still, things were boring.
Ofcourse, we all know stories can't stay boring for a long time. Hammer thought back of happier times...

On a randomly picked day, people started debating. Especially about Bush and christianty. Pelly started getting frustrated at being surrounded by those silly Americans, and decided she needed back up.

Who you gonna call?

And so, the Dutch attacked. Pepijn was the first, coming out of his mostly sleepy posting behaviour, he turned out to be a fierce debater. Then came Tatooine_Fireman, as usual mildly amused at it all.
Ah, behold, there was Grand_Admiral_Grant. Tall he stood, and he decided that the Blue Moon Cantina was property of BeNeLux now.

Ah, yes, good times. Grant built a Death Star out of red-white-blue straws. Drinking out of his Thrawn-mug, he saw it was good.

But nay, it could not be. He_Who_Isnt had dissappeard, and Pepijn and Tatooine_Firemand had gone back to the save depths of the BeNeLux forum. Pelly had lapsed into silence again, apart from the occasion

 

Yipee!

First Post for me!

 

*Moves in as per usual*


9) All female patrons under the age of 17 must pay homage to The Maker. All female patrons under the age of 21 must pay homage to me!

I pay homage to only one and that is certainly not you!!!! How old are you anyways?

 

Yay Third Post!

Thank you Hammer!

 

*appears*

hmm... i like what you've improved upon, Hammy.

 

*Kicks back*

Oh Swan....

How old do you think I am Swan, hmmm?

*Has a glass of the first Jeru Tea of the new Cantina*

 

wow... you're less than a year older than me...

 

hi there.

 

*Laughs*

And you are suprised Zhan?

*Sips*

Yes, prime of my life, so I am told....

Good times to be sure...

*Relaxes*

 

surpised..? not really... don't know what i am right now, really...

so Hammo, how about that title? do you think it'll work out?

 

*enters*

hello ethan

 

*Looks you over*

I dunno....

Alright.... tell you what....

I'll make you a deal...

Your title is something about gravy no? .... Or whatever....

Thing is, that really isn't in the BMC workings. No one talks about it. It isn't even a big deal. The precident isn't really set.

So.... make it set

If you want a title, you'll have to earn it....

Post of a couple weeks and encorp. gravy or whatever into it.... put it into convos.... or weave some sort of elaborate story about the gravy or something...

In a week or so, if I come on and see that its caught on with your fellow posters, you got yourself a title....

*Kicks back*

Ah, challenges and whatnot..... good times....

 

hey Celestia

 

can i get you a drink, ethan?

 

i'll get it for you if you like Celestia...

 

alright. sounds like a plan, Hamms.

would you like some bean dip, my friend?

*offers Hammer some bean dip*

 

lol, okay, if you really don't mind. i'll have anything.

 

*Laughs*

Thats the spirit!

But no thank you. More of a Jeru Tea man myself...

*Raises glass*

And now I must go! Tootles!

*Poofs and disappears*

 

*walks over toward Cel*

m'lady, would you like to indulge in some bean dip?

 

do we have a drink list?

 

lol, why thank you zhan... but i think i'll pass for now!

hmmm... i don't know... better just make it a pina colada.

 

Charn, are you a fan of bean dip?

 

never heard of it...

 

*goes over to Charn and offers nachos and bean dip*

wanna try some?

c'mon, be adventurous!