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Social ~*~The Blue Moon Cantina~*~ (It's only a paper moon!)

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by Evil Incarnate, Apr 21, 2013.

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  1. Evil Incarnate

    Evil Incarnate Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Welcome to The Blue Moon Cantina XIV(It's only a paper moon!)

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    The History of the Blue Moon Cantina - part 1
    Long ago, before the dark times, the EUC was a bright ball of light with one a speck of dust marring it's surface. There was no place for the seedier patrons to gather in peace, so the maker in all his benevolence bestowed upon us the first Blue Moon Cantina. It was a place where all those who did not quite see the light could gather and make merry, a place to relax after making trouble. This was the beginning of what would become a staple in the EUC for years to come.

    After being a lightly frequented place a couple of years, a gentleman by the name of Imperial_Hammer came along and and instantly fell in love with the then little cantina. He immediately begin a fierce advertising campaign which drew people into the Blue Moon in droves. The little
    cantina could do nothing by adapt and grow to meet the demand. For his dedication to the cantina, he will always be known as The Benefactor. If it was not for his passion, I do not believe that the BMC would be where it is today.

    To be continued in the Blue Moon Cantina XV.

    Now to introduce you to our staff!

    The Maker/Owner - @Evil_King_Wiggins
    The Senator - @Skywalker_T-65
    The Keeper of the Drink/Faith and Master of the Code - @Joe Antonetti
    The Master of the Drink - Jedi_Allegra
    The Thrower of People - @Rebecca_Daniels
    The Lord of the Meal - @Darth Gangrenous

    Now, I know what you're thinking. But I can't get away with not having rules if we want to keep this place the respectable establishment that it has become. Sorry. :p

    The Rules -
    1) No "Shaven" Wookiees allowed, as they cause too much trouble.
    2) Whomever destroys the Cantina shall pay for a new one (and that means you Ceifer).
    3) To lay a finger on the "Jawa Juicer?" is to bring about your own demise.
    4) Never challange a statement spoken by the maker or his emissary (Skywalker_T-65), or you will be banned from the cantina for three and a half minutes. (And that's long when you're locked up with Palpatine - Pelly)
    5) DO NOT GO NEAR THE BASEMENT!!!
    6) Joe Antonetti and Jedi_Allegra are in charge of the drinks, no one may distribute beverages without their authorization.
    7) Failure to abide by Rule #5 will result in face being ripped apart by a most unbearable means.
    8) You don't know the power of the dark side, at least, not 'til you've had thirty five reactor cores.
    9) All female patrons under the age of 25 must pay homage to The Maker.
    10) Arcane Sith Magic prevents all weapons from being used. Keep that lightsaber/blaster/vibroblade in its holster.
    11) Don't slip on the soap. It could cost you more than you know. And bring back a few dead relatives to boot.
    12) Look both ways before crossing the street or you could get run over by a Dutch Invasion.
    13) Never ever feed what lies in the basement, let alone venture forth into it.
    14) No shirt? No Shoes? .... Wear a kilt!
    15) All Chiss drink free!
    17) Do not set the bar on fire.
    18) There will always be fresh tea available no matter the hour.
    19) Have fun! But only The Maker can have too much fun.

    Now for the unveiling of the new cantina, please drool into the appropriate receptacles.

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    Again, welcome to this 15th iteration of the Blue Moon Cantina. We hope you enjoy your stay. :)

    Evil.
     
  2. Darth_Kiryan

    Darth_Kiryan Jedi Master star 4

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    Whoo!

    Peek-a-boo. I see you!
     
  3. Rebecca_Daniels

    Rebecca_Daniels Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I like it, lots of new stuff to break when I throw people out [face_mischief]
     
  4. Darth_Kiryan

    Darth_Kiryan Jedi Master star 4

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    I dare you to try.
     
  5. Rebecca_Daniels

    Rebecca_Daniels Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Only if you misbehave. I am the bouncer. Or Thrower of People, as EKW puts it so nicely. :D
     
  6. Darth_Kiryan

    Darth_Kiryan Jedi Master star 4

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    *tempted to try and push the limit*
     
  7. Rebecca_Daniels

    Rebecca_Daniels Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    The limit's pretty loose, I've never had to throw anyone out :p I did push someone into a campfire once, but that's a different story.
     
  8. Evil Incarnate

    Evil Incarnate Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I'm glad you like your new title, I found it quite amusing when I thought of it. :p

    Evil.
     
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  9. Darth-Jerk

    Darth-Jerk Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Hmm, I like what's been done with the place.
     
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  10. Darth_Kiryan

    Darth_Kiryan Jedi Master star 4

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    Mar 13, 2009
    'tis a lovely bar.
     
  11. zark

    zark Jedi Master star 4

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    I agree. Quite lovely.

    Sent from the time vortex.
     
  12. Runjedirun

    Runjedirun Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    It's kinda creepy.
     
  13. Darth_Kiryan

    Darth_Kiryan Jedi Master star 4

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    indeed. well, i am off to bed people. need sleep.
     
  14. zark

    zark Jedi Master star 4

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    Well yeah, that too. I guess he is an EVIL king Wiggins.

    Sent from the time vortex.
     
  15. Rilwen_Shadowflame

    Rilwen_Shadowflame Jedi Master star 6

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    Seeing all those rules just makes me want to break them. And a few people into the bargain...
     
  16. Joe

    Joe Jedi Master star 6

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    *Hides under bar*
     
  17. Bardan_Jusik

    Bardan_Jusik Mand'alor - Manager of EUC, SWC and Anthology/BtS star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    Ah that fresh BMC smell.

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  18. Runjedirun

    Runjedirun Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    May be a new thread, but nothing has changed.
     
  19. Rilwen_Shadowflame

    Rilwen_Shadowflame Jedi Master star 6

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    Oh, you're probably fine. You're not on my list. Though I won't say who is...
     
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  20. Joe

    Joe Jedi Master star 6

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    Wait...I'm not on the list!?!?

    *Starts dancing on the bar*
     
  21. Runjedirun

    Runjedirun Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    *sees a young man dancing on the bar, thinks this may be a good time to get out*
     
  22. Joe

    Joe Jedi Master star 6

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    Oh, Runner. You can check-out any time you like, but you can never leave. [face_devil]
     
  23. BultarSwan

    BultarSwan Founder: Grand Rapids, MI FF star 10

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    Good lookin' Cantina. I think I'll stay. *sets up camp* Morning everyone. :)
     
  24. Joe

    Joe Jedi Master star 6

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    Morning Swan.
    *Gets Swan a hot chocolate*
     
  25. BultarSwan

    BultarSwan Founder: Grand Rapids, MI FF star 10

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    Hey JoeA. Yay chocolate! *drinks it* I'm a bit tired but it's probably a good thing I woke up a bit early.
     
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