Episoide XIX The Blue Moon Awakens "It is a period of great excitement. Disney, after acquiring LucasArts, has decided to release new films for the franchise and re-boot the Expanded Universe. Now, with only a month to go before the unveiling of Disney's ultimate movie, Episode VII, a movie which threatens to make more money than any film made before it, the BMC waits to see if the rumors regarding the new fictional terror JJ Abrams has constructed are true..." Our staff! Our Maker/Owner - Evil_King_WigginsMaster of the Drink - Jedi_AllegraThe Lord of the Meal - Darth GangrenousBarwench and Keeper of the Change - BultarSwanThe Thrower of People - Rebecca_Daniels The Rules – The first rule of the BMC is: You do not talk about the BMC. The second rule of the BMC is: You DO NOT talk about the BMC! No "Shaven" Wookiees allowed, as they cause too much trouble. Whomever destroys the Cantina shall pay for a new one To lay a finger on the "Jawa Juicer" is to bring about your own demise. Never challenge a statement spoken by the maker, or you will be banned from the cantina for three and a half minutes. DO NOT GO NEAR THE BASEMENT!!! Jedi_Allegra and BultarSwan are in charge of the drinks, no one may distribute beverages without their authorization. Failure to abide by Rule #5 will result in face being ripped apart by a most unbearable means. You don't know the power of the dark side, at least, not 'til you've had thirty five reactor cores. All female patrons must pay homage to The Maker. Arcane Sith Magic prevents all weapons from being used. Keep that lightsaber/blaster/vibroblade in its holster. Don't slip on the soap. It could cost you more than you know. And bring back a few dead relatives to boot. Look both ways before crossing the street or you could get run over by a Dutch Invasion. Never, ever feed what lies in the basement, let alone venture forth into it. No shirt? No Shoes? .... Well at least you have pants! You do have pants right? All Mandalorians drink for free! Do not set the bar on fire. Have fun! But only The Maker can have too much fun. Never go anywhere without a knife.