Social The Blue Moon Cantina XVII -Dark Side of the Moon

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  1. Bardan_Jusik Mand'alor - Manager of the EUC, SWC and Spinoffs

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    Welcome to The Blue Moon Cantina XVII (Dark side of the Moon)




    As with its every predecessor the old BMC crumbles into dust under the weight of its own post count. Now a newer, darker Blue Moon arises. For far too long the light has ruled over the BMC, but now it is a time for Darkness. [face_devil]


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    Our staff!

    Our Maker/Owner - Evil_King_Wiggins
    Master of the Drink - Jedi_Allegra
    The Lord of the Meal - Darth Gangrenous
    Barwench and Keeper of the Change - BultarSwan
    Our Bankrupt Senator - Skywalker_T-65
    The Thrower of People - Rebecca_Daniels
    Keeper of the Drink/Faith and Master of the Code - Joe Antonetti

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    The Rules –

    1) No "Shaven" Wookiees allowed, as they cause too much trouble.
    2) Whomever destroys the Cantina shall pay for a new one (and that means you Ceifer).
    3) To lay a finger on the "Jawa Juicer" is to bring about your own demise.
    4) Never challenge a statement spoken by the maker, or you will be banned from the cantina for three and a half minutes. (And that's long when you're locked up with Palpatine - Pelly)
    5) DO NOT GO NEAR THE BASEMENT!!!
    6) Jedi_Allegra, BultarSwan and Joe Antonetti are in charge of the drinks, no one may distribute beverages without their authorization.
    7) Failure to abide by Rule #5 will result in face being ripped apart by a most unbearable means.
    8) You don't know the power of the dark side, at least, not 'til you've had thirty five reactor cores.
    9) All female patrons must pay homage to The Maker.
    10) Arcane Sith Magic prevents all weapons from being used. Keep that lightsaber/blaster/vibroblade in its holster.
    11) Don't slip on the soap. It could cost you more than you know. And bring back a few dead relatives to boot.
    12) Look both ways before crossing the street or you could get run over by a Dutch Invasion.
    13) Never, ever feed what lies in the basement, let alone venture forth into it.
    14) No shirt? No Shoes? .... Get some Sith robes!
    15) All Mandalorians and Sith drink for free!
    16) Do not set the bar on fire.
    17) Have fun! But only The Maker can have too much fun.
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  2. Lenea_Sandstrider Jedi Grand Master

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    I missed the end of the last BMC? :p
  3. Bardan_Jusik Mand'alor - Manager of the EUC, SWC and Spinoffs

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    It ended in a whimper. No one had posted for like 45 minutes so I thought it was time for a change. :p

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  4. Admiral Volshe Chosen One

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    As the dust in the new cantina settles, a familiar noise permeates the air...
    *vworp vworp*

    Volshe leaps from the TARDIS and breaks a bottle of champagne across the BMCs front entrance

    WOOOOOOOOO!
    New BMC!!! :D
  5. Zeta1127 Force Ghost

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    I am too busy listening to Avila's covers of All Shook Up and I Walk the Line to post that much, unless you count Alderaan vs. Naboo and Halo.
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  6. Bardan_Jusik Mand'alor - Manager of the EUC, SWC and Spinoffs

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  7. Admiral Volshe Chosen One

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    I have a question!
    Why can't we set the bar on fire?
  8. Bardan_Jusik Mand'alor - Manager of the EUC, SWC and Spinoffs

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    Because that would hurt the barstools. Geez.... :rolleyes:

    :p

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  9. twowolves Jedi Grand Master

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    Oooh... *looks around* Has a sort of Supernatural chic...
  10. Hello_Fett Jedi Grand Master

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    I don't get a role in the new BMC... Lame.

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  11. Bardan_Jusik Mand'alor - Manager of the EUC, SWC and Spinoffs

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    [face_laugh] Stick around newb and next time you will. :p

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  12. Hello_Fett Jedi Grand Master

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    eww... I have to wait another 1000 pages....

    you guys better start spamming. :p
  13. Bardan_Jusik Mand'alor - Manager of the EUC, SWC and Spinoffs

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    Oh never fear, we excel at that. :p

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  14. twowolves Jedi Grand Master

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    And what about me? I'm good at fixin' stuff! *slaps jukebox, Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes begins playing*

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    :D
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  15. Hello_Fett Jedi Grand Master

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    Well, I gotta go get squeaky clean to ring in the new year! Be back maybe. :)

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  16. Admiral Volshe Chosen One

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    Hello Fett is the awesome, irreplaceable Mando lady.

    And I am the one in charge of time travel and glittery things. :p
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  17. Bardan_Jusik Mand'alor - Manager of the EUC, SWC and Spinoffs

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    [face_batting]

    EDIT:
    I'll add those into the roster for the next BMC. :p

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  18. Admiral Volshe Chosen One

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    Yay!! :D

    1:58 left until midnight here!!!
  19. twowolves Jedi Grand Master

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    Fixed. See? Fixin' stuff!

    :D

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  20. Hello_Fett Jedi Grand Master

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  21. Chewbacca89 Force Ghost

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  22. Admiral Volshe Chosen One

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    Hey Chewbie! :D

    You're welcome, Fett :)
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  23. Chewbacca89 Force Ghost

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  24. Bardan_Jusik Mand'alor - Manager of the EUC, SWC and Spinoffs

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    Kids are up again. That means my wife is soon to follow. :p

    EDIT: ...and they found the noise makers my wife got for them. Oh she is regretting that now. [face_rofl]

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