The story of Knights of the Old Republic, from the eyes of a barefoot, rather hippified Jedi. *shudders* Dang. I thought the Jedi were already way too hippified. I am afraid. Very afraid. Ye Olde Prologue - A shame, then, that the rest of the galaxy was not interested in ignoring them. I like the ironic tone of this bringing-non-KOTOR-people-up-to-speed section. (Note: I have played through both games. Twice.) An experienced oceanic safety officer with the Deralian Watchmen Ha-ha-ha. Oceanic safety officer? That's hilarious. From that point forth, nothing would be the same. I take it this is intended on multiple levels. Chapter Une - This was going to go over wonderfully. Sarcasm, irony, snide and snarky. These are a few of my favorite things. Annoyed counterarguments and insults continued to form in Leiraya?s mind, screaming to be let out. I can relate to that. She didn?t suppose it was the best time to bring up the fact that she was a pacifist. Oh, that's all they needed: a Jedi pacifist. What? Pacifist? No wonder the Order doesn't like her branch. I thought the whole "only for defense" thing was excessive, but outright pacifism is beyond ridiculous. I would daresay it is ludicrous. Chapter Deux - I think I?m going to spend some quality time with her, if you don?t mind. Quality time. Heh. ?Who the hell are you, and what are you doing in here??... ...Well, that was a charming greeting. She briefly wondered if he had tested that one out on any other girls, to see if it worked. Maybe I'll try that line sometime, it seems to be going over so well. Much to her dismay, she found herself holding a spoon. Oh yeah. Reminds me of The Tick. SPOOOOOOON! She smiled and shook her head. ?I?m glad you didn?t blast me, too.? That is exactly what my response would be to that statement. I love it! Chapter Trois - ?No, it?s T3.? The voice from behind the curtain sounded dangerously irritated. ?Of course it?s me.? More sarcasm. Once again, that sounds like something I would say. ?No, no, I wasn?t implying that? I?m sure you smell great.? Even sleepy as he was, he inwardly grimaced as soon as the words left his mouth. ?Not that I?ve been sniffing you or anything?? Chapter Quatre - Mission?s eyes went wide, and she had to keep herself from giggling. ?Oh, man? you guys ever hear of knocking? I mean, sheesh?? That dialogue is just so... Mission. Nicely done. ?Why would I try to walk in on her?? I can thing of a few reasons... ?Whoa, whoa.? Leiraya looked up sharply. ?Back up the freedom trolley. I?m not interested in fighting.? The freedom trolley. I like. And she finally reveals her pacifist colors, to some much-deserved derision. Commander-DWH - Your wonderfully sardonic tone has captured a new fan. Even though I am muchly afraid of the potential for further hippification of the Jedi Order. Bravo!