***The Blue Yoda Society: Monkey Mibbets Moo!***

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Mrs_Kitty, Feb 10, 2003.

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  1. NaboosPrincess Manager Emeritus

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    May 14, 2001
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    I vote for Trinity. Finally got around to watching The Matrix last month and she was the best character there. 8-}

    Wow...our one-year anniversary? Can it be? I can't believe I'm still around. 8-}

    *is very very excited for the new thread but will miss this 'ol one*

    I love you all. Thanks for the insanity. It's a joy to be able to hang out with you guys. [face_love]

    AHBY and all that jazz... ;)

    Edit: Gonk, you're gettin' married!? Congrats. 8-}
  2. SPACEMONKEY20 Force Ghost

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    Nov 13, 2001
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    Happy New Year gang!



    or anniversary..... whichever...



    It's been a long road.... filled with much mystety and stupidity....



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    Yay! Mystety..... Yay Yay Yay! I have to poop..... Yay!


  3. LifeSabre Jedi Master

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    Mar 7, 2003
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    Gonk does this make you shake







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  4. YODAS_HALF_BROTHER Jedi Master

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    LifeSabre an erotic picture like that violates the ToS, so be careful.
  5. SPACEMONKEY20 Force Ghost

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    um.... Well..... congrats, Gonk :)


    Make sure you check her waranty... ;)


    and keep up on her routine maintainence..




    ahby!
  6. Apprentice915 Jedi Knight

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    Oct 27, 2002
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    Washing Machine eh...all I'm reminded of is that girl from frosh year at my school who...


    Oh I can't repeat that here. Dang. [face_plain]



    Ahby
  7. Akumz_Razor Jedi Master

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    Jun 25, 2002
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    ::Vomits in thread::

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  8. Zaxxon Force Ghost

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    It was gonna happen sooner or later.

    //Gets the saw dust out and sprinkles it on the puke.
  9. Akumz_Razor Jedi Master

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    Jun 25, 2002
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    ::Cleans up after self::

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  10. SPACEMONKEY20 Force Ghost

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    Nov 13, 2001
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    ewwwww...... I'm glad we're burning the place down soon....


    yikes
  11. Akumz_Razor Jedi Master

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    Jun 25, 2002
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    I've got something even stanklier than that puddle of puke....

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  12. TIE1138 Force Ghost

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    That is pretty raunchy [face_plain]
  13. Apprentice915 Jedi Knight

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    I have to agree with Derik on this one.


    [face_plain] [face_plain] [face_plain]



  14. AdamBertocci Manager

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    // farts in thread

    Hey, if we're gonna be leaving it soon anyway...

    See ya in the new thread, gang.


    Rick McCallum loves you!
  15. Akumz_Razor Jedi Master

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    My fragile world has been crushed
  16. dArTh_wenley Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 10, 2001
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    I vote for Trinity. :)

    It sure has been an interesting year!
  17. SPACEMONKEY20 Force Ghost

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    Nov 13, 2001
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    ......From the Spacemonkey Anthology



    Welp... I went and done got hitched... me and Mary Sizemore from the Rotary Club were hangin around having Tequila Sunrises and pickled eggs...... and playin scratch-offs..... When all of a sudden I looked into her eyes and realized she was the one....

    Well....to make a long story short.... we went on down to the courthouse and got the papers and had the justice of the peace make us official.... She ain't come over yet to move it yet.... I must say I'm a little confused.... That Blue Yoda feller came around today with a bucket of salmon he claims he caught at the river..... but it was carp.... he don't know..... damn drunk alien screwball....


    Uncle Chuck, as told to Perry Mills, Owner of Mills' Taxidermy.



    ahby!


  18. YODAS_HALF_BROTHER Jedi Master

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    Interesting....thats an...interesting way to describe the past year :p
  19. Kun2112 Jedi Knight

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    May 24, 2002
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    richard simmons AND christopher lowell.............truly distrubing

    EDIT: is that the Richard Simmons attack-bot i built for one of the previous mansions?
  20. Zaxxon Force Ghost

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    Mar 12, 2002
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    "He keeps it by his side." - by Zaxxon

    He keeps it by his side.
    He uses it to help his stride.
    He landed on it when he fell.
    Chewycharmy had stories to tell.
    It broke the little guys fall.
    Smurfs are three apples tall.
    Yoda is much taller than that.
    Without that stick he?d gone splat.
    That stick saved Yoda?s life
    You gave Chewy so much strife.
    No puns were intended at all.
    Only teh truth about Yoda?s fall.
    Dark is teh opposite of Light.
    Yoda and teh stick are really tight.
    Where does the blue come in?
    After many glasses of gin.
    At teh end of 2 or beginning of 3
    He will turn blue you will see.
    I?m really getting pissed
    My idea are getting dissed.
    Why didn?t we see it from teh start?
    His color will be that of teh vests from Walmart.
    Yodas secret will be unlocked.
    Even though He?s being mocked.
    An occasional berry and a leaf
    Would suffice the Jedi chief.
    As we all know Yoda can?t love.
    With teh stick he gave R2 a shove.
    He was lonley and needed something to do.
    What better reason to turn blue.
    I am done explaining for a while
    These threads stretch on for miles.
    It will be revealed in a couple days.
    Yoda?s cooking called for some maze.
    How do you get so big eating food of this kind?
    Blue not green I am. You must be color-blind.
    Yoda?s fall on that stick was kinda like,
    Me slipping onto that middle bar on my bike.

    Why do guys bikes have that bar and girls bikes don't?

    ALL HAIL BLUE YODA!




  21. dArTh_wenley Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 10, 2001
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    Well, I'd write a huge essay on the ups and downs of the BYS year and the social implications on the JC populace and the negative effects on BYSers spending their free and unfree time on the computer posting nonsense.

    Except quite frankly YHB. In true BYS fashion, I can't be bothered. ;)
  22. Ghosts_Of_Anakin Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 1, 2002
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    The last lyrics before the end:


    Hangman, hangman, hold it a little while,
    Think I see my friends coming, Riding a many mile.
    Friends, did you get some silver?
    Did you get a little gold?
    What did you bring me, my dear friends, To keep me from the Gallows Pole?
    What did you bring me to keep me from the Gallows Pole?

    I couldn't get no silver, I couldn't get no gold,
    You know that we're too damn poor to keep you from the Gallows Pole.
    Hangman, hangman, hold it a little while,
    I think I see my brother coming, riding a many mile.
    Brother, did you get me some silver?
    Did you get a little gold?
    What did you bring me, my brother, to keep me from the Gallows Pole?

    Brother, I brought you some silver,
    I brought a little gold, I brought a little of everything
    To keep you from the Gallows Pole.
    Yes, I brought you to keep you from the Gallows Pole.

    Hangman, hangman, turn your head awhile,
    I think I see my sister coming, riding a many mile, mile, mile.
    Sister, I implore you, take him by the hand,
    Take him to some shady bower, save me from the wrath of this man,
    Please take him, save me from the wrath of this man, man.

    Hangman, hangman, upon your face a smile,
    Pray tell me that I'm free to ride,
    Ride for many mile, mile, mile.

    Oh, yes, you got a fine sister, She warmed my blood from cold,
    Brought my blood to boiling hot To keep you from the Gallows Pole,
    Your brother brought me silver, Your sister warmed my soul,
    But now I laugh and pull so hard And see you swinging on the Gallows Pole

    Swingin' on the gallows pole!
  23. YODAS_HALF_BROTHER Jedi Master

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    May 27, 2002
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    That ok dw, I wouldn't have been bothered reading it :p :p
  24. Apprentice915 Jedi Knight

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    Oct 27, 2002
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    Well for my last post in this thread I can only think of the following:


    "****! I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted!"



    Ahby!
  25. SPACEMONKEY20 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 13, 2001
    star 5



    ok...... my last post for MMM



    Good night :)



    stick is just a stick
    it broke the little guys fall
    All Hail Blue Yoda


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