The Blue Yoda Society : The Monkey Bent My Wookiee

Hello all how is everyone?

 

Everyone is Blue today slackie.

But this is the only place in the world where that is a good thing

 

Wow what a day in 3sa yesterday, I am E-exhausted from all the spoilers everywhere. I went home last night and tried to explain everything to my neighbours but they don't like Star Wars very much but they listen to me because I mow there lawn.

 

Who is snoring?

 

What's up Mr. X?
How's life in your part of the world.

 

Yo.

I vote for the Crusty Shoe because it looks like a gold shoe and those things are spikey!

AP Government test in about a half hour...eep.

Yeah HSGamers.Com is gettin' the E3 page up, I gots to do a bunch of preivews, *whine* but stuff like Metroid Prime 2 and the new Call of Duty, Battlefield, and Advance Wars look cool... Nintendo BEST do something right or they are done IMO.

Something smells like cookies and turtle dung in here...

Hmm...

AHBY!

 

Cookies? Yummy.......

 

Mornin' gang..... I'll be in Spoilersville today if you need me.



Darn... I woke up today thinking it was the BYS 2 year anniversary... I guess I put my special outfit on for nothing...

 

Same here, Jon. Curse me and my alcohol-destroyed brain. Dammit...that gimp suit is tough to put on, too...

 

Gimp suit? You didn't need to get all dressed up for little old me.


Curse my sleep cycle, how am I gonna be able to wake up at 5am again in a week and a half?



@ Orangey, water ballons, yak poo, having no money, and edible panties



Ahby!

 

Stop pattin' yourself on the back, bitch.

 

I was just kidding around, get a sense of humor shaakface.







Ahby!

 

Oh...I have a sense of humor. That much is clear, assbeast.

 

Gimp suit?

@ Lenny

 

*swoon*

 

Ooohhhh I'm an assbeast!








//faints

 

Okay.

What's the deal with all the openly gay innuendo that seemed to have popped up (no pun intended) in the last couple months?



ahby!

 

Hey, it wasn't coming from me.
You guys might like that too much.






Oh, wait, I just realized I did do a report on Traci Lords as part of my training. uh, never mind. Nothing to see here.....move along......

 

"What's the deal with all the openly gay innuendo that seemed to have popped up (no pun intended) in the last couple months?"

Ask Herb.

 

Don't ask me, ask the frig, he's the one who started it all.






Ahby!

 

Can someone pass me the soap?

 

Actually...if one has been payin' attention since pretty-much the beginning (no offense to anyone, of course)..."gay innuendo" has always been a part of our "schtick." Richie Simmons...Darth Sweaty...Chris Lowell...Darth Karma Chameleon...Liberace...Michael Jackson....etc. None of this is really new, truth be told.


EDIT:

 

I've got a rocket in my pocket!


and by rocket, I mean penis.