The Blue Yoda Society : The Monkey Bent My Wookiee

Heck yyeah spring break for everyone, even the old people working ...

we have to at least paint Holly wood bleu!


ok pt, i was hoping it was not my comp...

 

I made a movie once called BAGMAN about a crazy killer who killed Burger King employees. BAGMAN wore a BK food bag on his head with eyeholes poked out like the unknown comic. We shot the movie on a I think 8 mm' film camera one night at BK. I, BAGMAN, killed many employees or basically just the same employee over and over in different ways, sweeping, collecting money, cleaning. We made a dummy for the stunt scenes to dangerous for our actor. We used the dummy for the classic throw off the roof scene onto the drive thru drive way. Right after I threw the dummy a car pulled up and she had to avoid it as she drove around to order, it was hilarious. I didnt have my drivers license yet but the script called for BAGMAN to drive like a maniac around the back of the parking lot. I get in my friends car with the bag on my head and fly around the back slamming on the brakes sliding sideways and nearly hitting a fence blaring the Rocky theme song. With that a cop pulls around and I almost soiled myself, but luckily he kept driving by and didnt stop me. Unfortunatley my film making ended when BAGMAN wrapped.

This is a mock picture of what BAGMAN looked like, luckily the bag is covering my 1990 mullet in that picture.

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also notice the many healthcode violations I am breaking by standing on the counter where Whoppers are made.

 

I would love to have seen that, Jack...




ahby!

 

HEy zaxxx, healthcodes weere made to be broken...

uhhh, looks around for the health inspector and waggles finger at zaxxx, bad zaxx,

oh the memeroies from the inseide of the BK kitchenn


sounds like you should have that movie produced and released....

 

I still have most of the film somewhere packed away, the night we got it back from walgreens and watched it we burned the begining of it on my friends dads old projector. the film got stuck and started to melt on the bulb like those old school projectors. but what we saw was hilarious.

I should get a copyright on Bagman Anima

EDIT

I forgot we left BAGMAN open for a sequel, it ends with me getting thrown into a rack of buns and when they tear the bag off my face, there is another bag underneath so you never find out who BAGMAN is. Then we did mock reviews of us coming out of the theater saying how much we loved the movie.

 

yes, should produce the sequel. like santa clause, have the sequel years later. and strike against the oven mitt at the arby's

 

You need to do the sequel!! It sounds awesome!!

 

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will is the mullet master

 

maybe I can join forces with Bad Andy the muppit Domino's Pizza fired.
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too bad dominoe's got rid of the Noid...


Avoid the Noid, call dominoes...

I think that bagman hit mcdonalds, cause you never see grimace or the hamburgular or that dumb girl duck thingy...

Ronald is a marked man....

 

[image=http://home.comcast.net/~w34payton/bagman_mcdonald.jpg]

 

That is such a sad pic.

poor ronaldo...

bagman strikes again

GOod JoB!!!

 

Boy, I leave for a day and there's a new thread with 3 pages?

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WHo is that,

It looks like cobra commader from GI JOE....

 

It's Pepsi Man.

[image=http://www2.ocn.ne.jp/~ftg/se/pepsiman.jpg]

 

Oh,


he is cool looking none the less...

Is the razor extra sharp today???

 

NEW THREAD, YEE-HA!!

*grins*


-Krystal

 

Feeling a bit dull at the moment, actually.

 

Take a shower. I just took one. It's natures way of saying...well I don't know what it's saying but it feels good. I'm not the one who's on trial here!


I'm working on a new banner for NJ. Input please.



Carry six beers at the same time...brilliant! Let's drink them.

Don't drink six beers at the same time...brilliant!

Brilliant!!

 

Mikey,


I was wondering about the "cool Jesus" in the middle,

what is your motivation?

Just curious.

 

Aw man Bob you never saw Dogma?? That's the buddy Christ!

That whole thing revolves around the fact that the church in that movie was in Red Bank, New Jersey...which is about 25 minutes from my place. See it's a New Jersey FanForce banner so I included Jersey-esque things. Such as:


Bruce Springsteen
Cape May lighthouse
Seaside boardwalk
New Jersey Turnpike sign
buddy Christ

and I know Yankee Stadium isn't in NJ but most of us are Yanks fans so that got added too.


Obviously it's not done. I still have to add the text and clean up the curve. But that's it in a nutshell.

 

I have seen Dogma a couple of times and for some reason i dont remember seeing that...


I think its cool, the boardwalk pic on the left is a little busy, and if there was a single place on the boardwalk, it would be cool, but that is just me and i dont know Bleep about making pic or new jersey .

but its something.

 

Buddy Christ is hip!

I love the sunset and the Christ. Once its complete it will look good. Much better than the crap currently at the top of the page...

AHBY!

 

I know but I really couldn't find a decent shot of the boardwalk ANYWHERE. All I got were really lame grainy-ass pictures and I didn't wanna use them.

 

Go take one...

AHBY!