***The Blue Yoda Society Thread***

Discussion in 'Attack of the Clones' started by chewycharmy, May 13, 2002.

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  1. Darth_Pentium Jedi Master

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    Darth_Pentium: Has Deemed this thread Stale and confusing. ***Ignites his "LIGHT"sabre to pop off a fresh Hienekin. ***Snap Hissss Pop!!!! Fizzzzzz***


    P.S LMAO BIGGG TIME....Almost pissed myself...Jezzzzz I'm Laughing sooo hard I can Breath...

    Maybe it's youuuda's force hold choke.. you know?? When he uses his mood stick to change the colors of Vader helmet to plaid in Ep32....While Corpsy the the Ewok From Ep97 turns blue before the Emperor... And puts a Big Rock of Crack in a pipe...and light's it with his quadruple bladed Life Saber that is very sugary with the force...mmmm sugary like dounuts or unexpained bacon.

    If someone locks this thread I will personally hunt them down and KILL them.....

    Keep it going guys... LMAO So hard I'm Crying

    PLEASSSEEEEEE DDH Don't ban him...It's all funnn


  2. Cheddar Jedi Knight

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    Yoda isn't the same color from the PT to the OT. I agree there.

    Yoda being blue in III, that would be real funny.
  3. Yuk-Monkey Jedi Knight

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    Reading the first post in this thread has made me insane.
  4. darthOB1 Jedi Grand Master

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  5. Yoda_In_Soap Jedi Knight

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    This is the funniest damn thing on these boards...

    So, I assume GL produced the Smurfs, and basically the Smurfs are all relocated Yodas that used their blue "life" saber way too much.

    Perhaps Yoda got a good deal on his life saber from the drug dealer in AOTC? Maybe Yoda's necklace thingy turns him blue?
  6. Cheddar Jedi Knight

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    i think charmybacca was sincere.
  7. MINI_YODA Jedi Knight

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    Hey I've travelled into the future too and Yoda isn't blue he's

    <SPOILER!!!>


    PURPLE!
    Thus his lightsaber is purple

    AND

    Mace gets really pissed at that so they fight and THAT is how Mace gets killed!!!!!!!

    <end SPOILER>
  8. Darth_Envy Force Ghost

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    Darth Envy walks into room.

    Reads thread.

    Head starts pounding.

    Passes out. Has strange dream about Yoda being Papa Smurf.

    Comes back from unconsciousness.

    Feels dumber for having entered room.
  9. Verdi Jedi Knight

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    Allow me to argue on ChewyCharmer's (the thread-starter) behalf.

    The force is created by life.
    The Jedi are the protector of the force.
    The symbol of the Jedi is the light saber.
    Thus the saber is a figure of the protection of life.

    Thus it's a life saber.
    Understand?

    But now you truly understand when I say it's a life saver.
  10. DESERTJEDI Jedi Master

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    So many Socks I can't decide which pair to wear.
  11. Darth_Envy Force Ghost

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    Cheddar said "i think charmybacca was sincere"

    Sincerity and delusion are two different things.
  12. Yuk-Monkey Jedi Knight

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    I would like to introduce the concept of Roger Ebert's gravy body into the debate just to make this thread even more insane.
  13. chewycharmy Jedi Youngling

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    you guys have to think rationally here. JUst think about it for a second. The mystety is, how did yoda end up green again with a stick in the swamp. We all know he fights in the end of 2, where does the blue come in?? End of 2 or in the begining of 3. Mutants have been know to change color, maybe he changed to disguise himself, from an unknown force, no pun intended.

    chewycharmy
  14. DESERTJEDI Jedi Master

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    Ohhh, we have to think rationally.
  15. DarthNomis Jedi Grand Master

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    A life Saber is the opposite of death sticks. :D
  16. Hector Jedi Knight

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    chewycharmy,

    Where did you get the idea that Yoda's lightsaber is blue in EPIII?
  17. DiMiT Force Ghost

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    ok I will bite...





    doesn't taste too good
  18. Shaft-in-Space Jedi Padawan

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    I can't be laughing like an idiot while people walk by. Damn you all!! j/k :p
  19. Sandjo_Koharr Jedi Knight

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  20. Iwgmr Jedi Knight

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    Is Yoda's Mule Red? :)

    I should start a thread like this before someone else does. Oy Veigh! :(

  21. Ret Jedi Grand Master

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    I think the explanation is quite simple. He is from the future and has seen that his saber in 3 is blue. The blue light makes Yoda look blue just like he looks red in his last shot in ESB as Luke takes off. I thank you future man for sharing this knowledge with us.
  22. Hector Jedi Knight

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  23. SySnooty Jedi Master

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    Yoda has always been green, it's just that Degobah is a much different darker setting than Coruscant or Geonosis! Damn, in black light my skin looks purple, and my teeth look glowing green! Does that mean my skin color has changed? Please folks use your brains. Do some experamenting with light and find this stuff out for yourselves.

    Yoda looks brown in ROTJ, is he brown? NO! He's by fire light in his little home! Thus his.............AAAHHHHHHHH!

    <PULLS HAIR OUT, then regains composure> :D

  24. zeekveerko Jedi Grand Master

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    please prognosticate.
    a quote from the yogi berra webpage hector just sent me to.
    if yoda is poppa smurf...
    no, let me start again.
    somewhere in (i believe it's esb) yoda is described with a slight hint of blue in his features. could this be where chewy's getting his info?
    i don't remember yoda being blue in ep3, but...
    oh wait, that's not even in production yet.
  25. SPACEMONKEY20 Force Ghost

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    even I get shunned....quite a bit I might add, because I have simplistic reasoning for most of the debates here, but this makes no sense whatsoever.......
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