hrrmmmm..

now some poetry (freeverse, no haiku right now, my brain is mush from work today)

The kool-aid man had arms,
yet his entire midsection was composed of kool-aid,
you know that belly rot liquid which contains roughly 90% sugar,
yet he didn't mind that all the people around him were drinking his bodily fluids,
He didnt think it was barbaric,
in fact he always had a smile on his face,
which brings us to the question,
if someone were drinking your bodily fluids....especially right in front of your face,
would you be smiling?

All hail Blue Yoda

 

Ok kun2112 if Loyal jedi not want me as padawan then i be happy to be yours, but i just make sure with him first ok, also can we not get these mods ppl to ban this person who is spamming this board with blank messages, how can this be allowed even.Must sleep now long day it has been.

 

Very wise you are Darth_Yorrick, I am privileged to have had a master as wise as you (no pun intended)

 

BUUUUUURRRPPP!

Oh, Pardon Me.

 

thank you, fite2unite. but the credit lies entirely in your own skill.

lammerous, i sence much fat in you.....

 

Not talk with you again till much later. Out I am going to consume mass quantities of Pabst and blue liquers. Check in later I shall.

Until I return in drunkeness,

AHBY!

 

All you misguided souls:

Let me help you. The truth lies [link=http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=5094428&page=163] Here [/link]

 

Looks like I'm gonna make it for a milestone finally. To 250 pages!

Southpark Christmas Special was on tonight. A classic.

 

yes, southpark is truly in the spirit of blue yoda, that show is funny and profound on so many levels.

 

Good to see more of the sexy icons. Kal will make a good master to her. Worry not of the mods, they are elsewhere, elusive, yet supportive.

I dont know but it sounds pretty sweet -- Eric Cartman

 

Yes the Mr. Hanky Song haiku comes to mind.

Mr. Hanky, Christmas Poo
Left a Blue Yoda Action Figure
Under the tree for you

 

A reminder, Yoda is endanger of being voted off the island in [link=http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=7142043&page=16]this thread [/link]

 

Did anyone see the huge punk knot Holyfield left on Rahman?

Sickening!

Made me hurl my BBQ and Pabst!

 

Warning all members of the BYS:
Be careful with emails sent to your email account publically listed on the JC Forum. Someone Opposing the BYS sent me the Klez-G Virus to my All_Hail_Blue_Yoda@hotmail.com account. I have now disabled This account . IT is going to be a pain to get that bugger off my home PC. Be very careful, these foes of ours are getting NASTY and vindictive. Now I must logoff and will probably not return for several days, until I am sure this thing is completely gone.

Be wary! our enemies are now turning to dirty and underhanded means!

 

AHA!

THERE YOU ARE!

I been looking for you ya little deranged monkey! Brother Hector's not here to protect you now is he?

That's it. Thats a good litt...NOW wait. WAITT AGGGGHGHGHGG!

OH I'M GONNA GET YOU! NEXT TIME I SEE YOU I'M FEEDING YOU TO LAMMEROUS!

 

$&&&^&^&^&^ @@@@^%$^%$^%$%$%$!!
I just ran over the monkey

;;;";;;'
Sorry

 

Pabst and BBQ await me this evening.

gray skies turn blue
Yoda waits for BBQ
lights another stick

 

Don't worry R2 we'll just replace the monkey with an EXACT DUPLICATE, just like the do on every bad sitcom and brother Hector will never know.

P.S. Are we to 250 yet? I need some sleep.

 

RANDOM BYS CLASSIC MOVIE QUOTES TO GET US TO 250 --, Respectfully Submitted, Douglas J. Neidermayer, III.

"My advice to you BYSers is to start drinking heavily"

"Who that girl? She was a pool waitress. She took my order, yeah."

"I see your Schwartz is bigger than mine"

"I want you to stay here and make sure he doesn't leave the room."

"Let me go back and face the peril."

Know where all these come from and truly blue you are. No need to answer in here though.

AHBY!

 

I am awaiting the milestone of 250 pages!!!
Anyone have any Pabst to spare?

250 Haiku

two hundred fifty
a page, a landmark, It's true
Yoda Smiles upon you

 

Looking back, I realized I meesed up some of those quotes.

Alas, I will not be here for TWO WHOLE DAYS! What will I do?

 

Hmmm,

I shall pontificate. Ouch, that hurt.


HERE WE GO!




































2 5 0

AHBY!

 

More random movie quotes courtesy of The Yoda Pagoda

"I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid."

"The Germans wore gray, you wore Blue."

"That's why I'm here! "

"It's the stuff that dreams are made of."

 

are we there yet?



HUH?



What?



Hurry






Please




250


Come


So


I Can



Sleep

 

I give up!

AHBY and GOOD NIGHT!

You guys are morons -- Chewy